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the real world

  1. ShockingPsychic

    Eyeless Jack Vs. Giant Anteater

    It was a peaceful evening in the Amazon rainforest. Fresh rain sprinkles down from the canopy above. A giant anteater is waiting out the downpour in a small burrow, but his nap is interrupted by a human man who dared to enter his domain. The beast rises from his burrow and charges towards the...
  2. ShockingPsychic

    Eyeless Jack Vs. Capybara

    It's a peaceful night in the Amazon rainforest. A capybara lays peacefully in a shallow pool of clear water, his friends and family doing the same nearby. The sun goes down over the Amazon, and the capybara feels himself drift off to sleep. Later than night, he's awoken by a strange sound. He...
  3. JustANormalLemon

    What is the stronghest character on your favorite verse that a billion lions could defeat?

    Completly based on this thread I raise you a question, what is the stronghest character from your favorite verse that would lose in a fight against one billion lions in a infinity savana that only them and the lions are in(Plants are present trough) To spice things up, I will give 5 cenarios...
  4. JustANormalLemon

    Illnesses tournament Round 7. The Nano-Virus vs Brain Eating Amoeba(STOMP)

    The seventh battle of the most sick tournament ever, for this round we have A virus made by humans that was their downfall vs one of the most cursed ideas the real world has as true NANO-VIRUS vs BRAIN EATING AMOEBA Battle takes place inside me, JustANormalLemon... what makes It kinda worst...
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    • brain eating amoeba naegleria fowleri nano-virus (plague inc.) plague inc. the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  5. JustANormalLemon

    Illnesses tournament Round 5. The Player(Agar.io) vs Ebola Virus (STOMP)

    The fifith battle of the most sick tournament ever, for this round we have A single bacteria know to become the most powerfull one in their verse vs a extreme dangerous illnesses that killed a bunch of people in real life THE PLAYER(AGAR.IO) vs EBOLA VIRUS Battle takes place inside The...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • agar.io ebola virus the player (agar.io) the real world the real world (verse) tournament
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. H3110l12345I20

    Discussing IRL Human standards for the Cro-Magnon, Neanderthal & the like

    FYI, Ant gave me this idea, so why not explore the opportunity of the Cro-magnon & the Neanderthal, & our standards in regards to real world people in staff discussion? Clearer boundaries need to be set in cases of the former & latter tho, we are a fictional indexing website. We can’t just make...
  7. ThePrimalHunter

    Slenderman Fights A Flippin' Dinosaur (Slenderman vs Tyrannosaurus Rex) (GRACE)

    Slender Man (Jeff vs Slenderman) vs Tyrannosaurus Rex (The Real World) Ground Rules: Speed is Unequal Fight takes place in Slenderman's Woods Both start 5m away from each other Slenderman is 84,950.538 Joules T-Rex is 87,009.58 Joules T-Rex has a 1.02x AP advantage Who Wins? Kills Edgy...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • creepypasta real world slender man slender man (jeff vs slenderman) the real world the real world (verse) tyrannosaurus rex tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  8. Flashlight237

    Red Bulborb vs Domestic Cat (Two Votes Left)

    Okay, so this match-up is a little finicky, but hear me out. While the Red Bulborb is 90 mm long, which is about the size of a mouse, it can throw an entire car wheel (27 lbs, or 12.247 kg) just to hunt down Pikmin.: On the other hand, cats are some of the best hunters on the land, with cats...
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    • domestic cat pikmin (verse) real world red bulborb the real world
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. HonestlyBored24

    Duck Hunt (Duck vs. American Pit Bull) (7-0-0, GRACE!)

    Da Roolz Speed is equalized. Both are bloodlusted, have no prior knowledge, and start 5m away. The battle takes place in the house from DHMIS. Web Series Duck is being used. Da Vouts “And we never have rows, except for that one time, but that was just a bad patch.”: 7 (JustANormalLemon...
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    • american pitbull don't hug me i'm scared duck (don't hug me i'm scared) the real world
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  10. H3110l12345I20

    Real Life Big Animals CRT 2

    Continuing from here, also my current suggestions here & on the Polar Bear's tier need to be evaluated. Also, I'll need the American Bison's durability to have some support for it's own kinetic energy. But I'll post it later if I have the chance. This is finished here: American Bison: 9-B in...
  11. Mariogoods

    Goliath (Super Fighter) VS Tiger (Real World)

    Rule: 1. Speed is equalized. 2. SBA. Vote: Goliath (Super Fighter): 0 Tiger (Real World): 0 Inconclusive: 0
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    • goliath (super fighter) super fighter the real world tiger (real world)
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    • Forum: Versus Threads
  12. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) Waltuh fights a Cougar (Walter White vs Puma Concolor)

    It turns out, Pumas are a native thing in New Mexico in gud terrain. It's possible for Walt fighting a Cougar if he drives couple of miles to them LOL. Conditions: Waltuh has his makeshift flyswatter in his left hand & both opponents are 10-A physically, speed is equalized. A kingpin commits...
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    • #walter white breaking bad puma concolor real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. H3110l12345I20

    A Kingpin fights a PIG. (Walter White vs Pig (Real World))

    (Battle theme lol (yes, it's COCOMELON for the lols)) ANYWAYS... Conditions: Waltuh has makeshift flyswatter in his right hand & is 10-A physically. This match includes a 300 kg farm animal Boar with tusks. Speed is equalized. SBA otherwise when other conditions aren't specified. Walt abuses...
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    • #walter white breaking bad domestic pig real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 90
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. ThePrimalHunter

    A Group of Geniuses Play Among Us

    I've wanted to do this for a while, but have never gotten to it. And now that Among Us is pretty much dead now, it's the perfect time to do this Pretty much, a group of geniuses decide to hop onto a discord call and play a game of Among Us together. How does the game play out? Ground Rules...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • among us batman (post-crisis) connor (detroit: become human) l (death note) light yagami phoenix wright sherlock holmes (bbc) the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  15. Flashlight237

    Olimar vs Mute Swan

    Okay, so Olimar... This guy had taken on many beasts thanks to his Pikmin. Why not put him against one heck of a bird: the Mute Swan. The swan had easily killed small breeds of dogs and had drowned a human. In the meantime, Olimar can handle 23 joules durability-wise, although his Pikmin are...
  16. H3110l12345I20

    Walt fights a monke (Walter White vs Chimpanzee (Real World))

    Walt has his Smith & Wesson Model 442 in his pocket. SBA otherwise & fight starts in melee range. Walt is 10-A & the monke is 10-B. Monke: 2 WALT.: 7 Incon:
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    • #walter white breaking bad chimpanzee real life the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 103
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. CrackerVolley

    The Real World Discussion Thread

    "Wow this verse sucks ass lmao" "Haha Tier -1" "How about talking about grass, you decide to go out and touch it" This thread is for talking about things that exist in the Real World such as guns, swords, improvised weapons, flying machines, things designed to explode, things that were not...
  18. ThePrimalHunter

    Leatherface fights a Gorilla (Texas Chainsaw Massacre vs The Real World) (1-0-0)

    Leatherface fights a gorilla. This should be fun Ground Rules: OG Timeline Leatherface is Used Both are 9-C Leatherface has his chainsaw and a hammer They both start 8 meters away Speed is Equalized Fight takes place in a gorilla's enclosure at a zoo Who Wins? Leatherface: 1 (Dinamic8000)...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • gorilla leatherface leatherface (original timeline) texas chainsaw massacre the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. Robo432343

    The Real World is Tier 0

    bro....we view tier 0's as fiction.... all i have to say 💀
  20. HonestlyBored24

    A hippo fights a literal ******* broom (Gotta Sweep vs. Hippopotamus) (0-7-0, GRACE)

    dude if this is a stomp than I’m gonna have more stomps than the pizza box guy Da Roolz Speed is unequalized. Both are bloodlusted, and start 15m away Battle takes place in a random school hallway. Da Vouts “My favorite part is when he said “it’s sweepin time” and sweeped all over the place”...
    • HonestlyBored24
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    • baldi's basics in education and learning gotta sweep hippopotamus the real world
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  21. H3110l12345I20

    Walter White fights a T. Rex! (Walter White vs Tyrannosaurus rex (Real World))

    Yes. This is happening. Conditions: Setting Fight takes place in a rural forest on a rural road since T. Rexes lived in these types of environments. Opponents Walter knows that he's going to fight a T. Rex in an hour but doesn't have prior knowledge of his opponent or his explosives. He also...
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    • breaking bad the real world the real world (verse) tyrannosaurus rex (real world) walter white
    • Replies: 189
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  22. Flashlight237

    Jaws vs Orca But The Orca is More Realistic

    So, in one of the films, we see an orca carcass that was beached, but judging by where the meat was exposed, the most likely scenarios are (A) Jaws found a weakspot to the Orca, or (B) Jaws was able to catch the orca off-guard. It could also be Horror Movie syndrome where everyone is a complete...
  23. Ikelaggan

    Bones in the wind

    -starting distance 100 meters -Location Somewhere in Nevada -Speed equalized "I'm a force a' nature!": Tiny skeleton man:
  24. Flashlight237

    Subsonic Tornadoes?

    So we have tornadoes currently capping off at 73 mph in travel speed. There are currently two records that I've seen of higher forward speeds. 1. This video: Conducted by famed storm chaser Pecos Hank alongside professors from the University of Oklahoma, Appalachian State University, and...
  25. Mariogoods

    Question regarding certain birds' Range

    As birds obviously do not have arms, how do we determine their range?
  26. H3110l12345I20

    Composite Human CRT but it's 2023

    After discussion from this Vs thread, DarlingAurora & I decided that it's time we decided to fix this page even after 4 years of it's deletion on VSBW. Credits to @Elizhaa & @0A-0-0-14 for archiving & saving the original CH profile! [/SPOILER] DarlingAurora: They're coming soon, I'll message...
  27. Sans2345

    Carnotaurus vs Thanos Simonattoi

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Carnotaurus https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Thanos_Simonattoi Both are 9-B. Speed is equalized. Battle takes place in a open forest during the day. SBA for everything else. Carnotaurus: 3 (Flashlight237,MARVEL_Future_Fight_Gamer,Dinamic8000) Thanos...
  28. Flashlight237

    Jason Voorhees vs Elephant

    Know what? Why not, right? So, on one end, we got Jason, who smashed through a wooden door (looks like V-Frag, so he would get 1.1 MJ out of it). On the other hand, an elephant has a KE rated at 125000 joules, but it majorly upscales from rhinos and hippos and can bust through the walls of...
  29. Flashlight237

    Horned Beast Meets People-Eater (White Rhinoceros vs Hippopotamus)

    One animal can't see jack and is basically a braindead idiot due to attacking small trees for whatever reason. The other animal is an aggressive "herbivore" that eats people (hence 500+ people killed per year). These two go up against one another all the time. Here's a hippo and a rhino going...
  30. Flashlight237

    Battle of the Most Invasive Animals (Cane Toad vs Rat)

    So yeah, we have the Cane Toad, which is the most dangerous invasive species in Australia, and then we have the rat, a worldwide invasive threat and likely responsible for many extinctions. Supposedly cane toads can eat cats...
  31. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Chimp vs Cheetah

    Conditions: SBA, a western Chimp that weighs 47 kg & is equal to the weight of a Cheetah. Chimp has the first grapple on the Cheetah. Cheetah: 8, (DarlingAurora, Noneless21, Jackythejack, Artorimachi_Meteoraft, Peppersalt43, TheKillerYT, RanaProGamer, Doggo) Chimp: 0, () Incon: 0, () I...
  32. LeoEpicGamer8910

    Bendy VS T-Rex

    Speed equalized. Wincon is death. SBA. DIsney's worst mistake: 1 Every 5-year-old's favorite dinosaur:
  33. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) A human solos a beeg ape! (Composite Human (Real World) Vs Gigantopithecus)

    A while ago, someone (I don't want to name anyone for their sake) made a surprisingly one-side matchup between a partially inaccurate CH blog & Gigantopithecus. However, I decided to make a fairer one myself. Gigantopithecus: The perfect human: 4 (ScalingRandomVerse, JustANormalLemon, Undylan...
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    • composite human (real world) gigantopithecus the real world the real world what-if? mergings
    • Replies: 156
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  34. H3110l12345I20

    Salt croc vs Tiger Shark

    SBA, shark is 15% heavier than the croc. Fight is in a river channel of a depth of at least 900 m. Speed is equalized. Tiger Shark: Salt Water: Incon:
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    • saltwater crocodile the real world the real world (verse) tiger shark (real world)
    • Replies: 88
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. Oliver_de_jesus

    When friendship takes you into the unknown | Gray wolf vs Central Asian Shepherd Dog

    SBA, northwestern Wolf version while both in average this to make it fair and Speed unequals Central Asian Shepherd Dog: 5 Gray Wolf: 1 100% this was a Bad idea:
  36. Flashlight237

    Great White Shark vs Hippopotamus

    You know what people think are deadly but are really hardly a threat? Great white sharks. You know what's actually deadly? Hippopotamuses. Let's pit them against each other. For this match, we'll be putting both contenders at the edge of the Nile Delta mainly because it was the closest thing...
  37. DaReaperMan

    PANZA revision.

    Panzer VI Tiger! Yeah... Wall+ doesn't start till like 10.46 Megajoules, as was pointed out by @Apeironaxim, so... yeah. Very high-end Wall level to be sure, but not quite Wall+.
  38. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Orca vs Deinosuchus

    This is probably a stomp but **** it, I'm bored. Both of them are in an environment that benefits them both as much as possible without negatively effecting either of them. Orca : Deinosuchus : Incon:
  39. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Spotted Hyenas vs Gray Wolves

    This is a pack of 10 Hyenas and Wolves about 20 meters away from each other in an environment which is equally advantageous to both sides. I've always been curious about this for some reason and now we're about to find out which pack hunters are superior. Hyenas : 1 Wolves : Incon:
  40. Oliver_de_jesus

    Red vs Red even though it looks like orange | Red Panda vs Red Fox

    SBA and Speed Equals ----------- Swiper the fox, do not take it: 6 (@RandomGuy2345 @DarlingAurora @Apex_Predator_GX @Peppersalt43 @H3110l12345I20 @AceOfSpaces3709 ) Help bandamax, Disney has bought me☠️: Red like Blood:
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