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the real world

  1. AppleMaker

    Can this feat be used for scaling combat/reaction speed?

    Dodging cat's playful bites and paw swings
  2. AppleMaker

    Is it possible for martial artist to be 10-C/10-B?

    Fiction aside, is it really possible for a weak human to practice martial arts irl? Or you HAVE TO be somewhat strong/enduring to do that in the first place? And if yes, to which extent? Is it possible to 10-C human with Below average stamina and speed to stay that way, but have some decent...
  3. Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh

    Hoverfish vs Olm | Subnautica vs The Real World | 7-1-0 GRACE

    Speed is equalized Fight Location: An Underwater Cave Hoverfish: Oiguana2701, Deadguy999, Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh, MannyQ361, Dark_Soul20189, Friedoil11, MatterNerd Olm: MunchkinGuy Incon:
  4. AppleMaker

    The Ultimate Human Battle Royale (1-1-0-0-1-0-8-0-1)

    I collected various humans from jokes battles wiki and one from VSBW, here are they Pepsi-drinking man Human with glass bottle Downplayed composite human Human with Miku cosplay Human with pizza cutter Human with knife Human with pogo stick Average human Let's see who will come out victorious...
  5. AppleMaker

    Breaking bones with Lifting strength

    Basically, how much force in kg is needed to break various bones in the body purely with LS/Grip, from the weakest to strongest (to be specific: bone that scales to 375 joules, arm bones, ribs, femur, bone that scales to 9920 joules and palm)
  6. AppleMaker

    Battle of scrunkly animals - Raccoon vs Mongoose (7-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized Battle takes place near abandoned building Both are 10-C SBA Guardian of the galaxy: 7 (@noninho); (@TheOrangeGuy09); (@Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh); (@H3110l12345I20); (@User_A_98732165489); (@MannyQ361); (@AppleMaker) The snake eater: Lynx victimizes them both:
  7. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers vs Fiction part 50: Maikolpry vs Jesse Pinkman (0-3-0)

    Rules (I forgot to remove Deadguy from the wheel, don't pay attention to that): Maikolpry is high end with all equipment Jesse pinkman also have all equipment Speed is not equalized The_Axiom_of_Virgo is revived Jesse Pinkman gets tricked: Maikolpry becomes too lazy to fight: 3...
  8. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers vs Fiction part 49: ThePrimalHunter vs Trash and The Gang (6-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized ThePrimalHunter have all his weapons Trash and The Gang are limited to their 10-C members "I'll finish what Chanimate haven't accomplished": 6 (@AppleMaker); (@Qurbonboev); (@Oiguana2701); (@noninho) (@Mythic381); (@AigerTheKing) Trash calls an actual gang and they...
  9. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers vs Fiction part 48: Deadguy999 vs Ayano Aishi (0-3-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized Ayano is restricted to ranged equipment Battle takes place in Deadguy's house Deadguy's unrealistic stats and abilities are restricted (NPE, Causality Manipulation and Acausality, Higher-Dimensional Existence, Gravity Manipulation, Magnetism Manipulation, Forcefield...
  10. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers vs Fiction part 48: Deadguy999 vs Ayano Aishi (0-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized Ayano is restricted to ranged equipment Battle takes place in Deadguy's house Deadguy's unrealistic stats and abilities are restricted (NPE, Causality Manipulation and Acausality, Higher-Dimensional Existence, Gravity Manipulation, Magnetism Manipulation, Forcefield...
  11. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers vs Fiction part 47: Dereck03 vs Tuco Salamanca (0-4-0)

    Rules: Tuco Salamanca is restricted to his melee equipment Battle takes place in Dereck's house (if area is closed) or in his neighborhood (if area is open) Since they got "None" general modifier - their battle would be devided by rounds with every single condition from general modifiers wheel...
  12. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers vs Fiction part 46: Richman77675665563 vs Braixen (Burning Desires) (2-6-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized Braixen have her axe Richman77675665563 have 9-C stats and athletic combat speed Richman77675665563 all equipment Braixen have athletic stamina Guy with an axe: 2 (@LandonTheGuy); (@Qurbonboev) Fox with an axe: 6 (@AppleMaker); (@Kazuma_kuwabara); (@MintyBoi1)...
  13. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers vs Fiction part 45: Deadguy999 vs Arsonist (4-1-0)

    Rules: Deadguy's unrealistic stats and abilities are restricted (NPE, Causality Manipulation and Acausality, Higher-Dimensional Existence, Gravity Manipulation, Magnetism Manipulation, Forcefield Creation, Infinite range) Deadguy have baseline average human LS Deadguy's 9-A ap is restricted...
  14. AppleMaker

    Crashout tries to destroy racism (AppleMaker vs 100 Hody Joneses) (1-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized AppleMaker have 1 hour of prep time Hody Joneses are 10-C Everything above 9-B is restricted Both sides are bloodlusted "I WOULD NOT tolerate intolerance": 1 (@Lloydblitzed) Stereotypical Instagram users: AppleMaker brutally slaughters 99 of them and dies the second...
  15. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers vs Fiction part 44: Metalballrun vs Arsonist (0-5-0)

    It's alive Rules: Speed is equalized Metalballrun have melee equipment Alsonist have all equipment Everything else is SBA Arsonist gets exposed: Metalball runs away in terror: 5 (@Lloydblitzed); (@AppleMaker); (@Chanimate); (@Qurbonboev); (@Mythic381) Incon:
  16. AppleMaker

    Is that a 10-B feat or higher?

    Well, I often times seen how AP gets slightly downgraded by deviding values of common feats (like destroying a door) by amounts of attacks it took. So here's a question - if someone throws shit tons of punches to the point it disfigures/mutilates someone's face, it is 10-B feat or higher (in...
  17. AppleMaker

    To which values those feats scale?

    Those feats are mostly about AP, but LS feats are also would be here and there 1. LS needed to rip off hippo's jaw in one move 2. AP needed to one-shot hippo (fragmentation/violent fragmentation/pulverization) 3. Destroying skull of chimpanzee (since they apparently have higher bone density...
  18. Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh

    6 Spitters vs 1 Centipede | Mini Ants Empire vs The Real World | 0-7-0 GRACE

    6 Spitters are used 1 Centipede is used Fight Location: Outside of an Ant Hill Spitters: Centipede: Oiguana2701, AThe1412, Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh, MannyQ361, TegamiBachi25, Jerry59, User_A_98732165489 Incon:
  19. Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh

    Crusted Rumpup vs Deathstalker | Pikmin vs The Real World | 0-0-0 stomp

    Fight Location: Andy's Room (Toy Story) Crusted Rumpup: Deathstalker: Incon:
  20. Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh

    Hyena vs Dilophosaurus | Jurassic Park vs The Real World | (7-2-1) GRACE

    Hyena is at 9-C Fight Location: Shrek's Swamp Hyena: XSOULOFCINDERX, Dark_Soul20189, Naito-desu, Oiguana2701, MannyQ361, AThe1412, EnderLord8 Dilophosaurus: AwkguyDB, Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh Incon: R0XMIAM1
  21. AppleMaker

    How many Mr. Burnses it takes to defeat ____?

    Self explanatory premise - I would use different characters to fight Mr. burns at his weakest key and I we discuss how many Mr. Burnses it would take to actually defeat someone from this list (that could be changed overtime) But here are some rules: There would be 2 conditions - with equal and...
  22. Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh

    French Bulldog vs Chihuahua (7-0-0) GRACE

    Speed is equalized Fight Location: A Chuck E. Cheese French Bulldog: Arkansalter2, Oiguana2701, MannyQ361, Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh, Deadguy999, Jackythejack, User_A_98732165489 Chihuahua: Incon:
  23. AppleMaker

    Could those feats scale to 10-C - 10-A, or they would inevitably fall into Wall/Street levels?

    Basically I have such idea about cartoon where characters have really funny and expressive toon force and many other abilities, but here's a catch - they are very very weak or at most not out of range of human's physical capabilities. Also some of their "toon force" and "abilities" are just an...
  24. AppleMaker

    Gorilla vs 1000 Mr Burnses (0-2-0)

    Since TWH's got curbstomped into oblivion due to lack of senses and being way too short - let's see how their taller, more functional and older counterparts would do Rules: Speed is equalized Mr Burnses are 10-C, everything above is restricted Gorilla is 9-C (could be lowered to 10-A if...
  25. AppleMaker

    Battle of guys with wheels for weapon (Man with Pizza Cutter vs Trxce) (7-4-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized (I have no idea who's faster anyway) Man with pizza cutter have 2 hours of prep time Trxce in his human key and 10-B Trxce have his fortune wheel I came out from VSBW question: 7 (AppleMaker); (Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh); (OrangeFR); (Fezzih_007); (Lloydblitzed)...
  26. Elephanth

    Brombus fights a motherflippin dinosaur

    Brombus vs Triceratops Both are 9-B and Brombus is in 3rd key Speed is equalized Battle takes place in Texas Both have 1 week of preparation time They begin 15 meters apart SBA for everything else aeblabeblieeouhfrieugruigjkrtfdahg: 1 (@Berat_Fearat) ROAR: I’m going DINOSAUR MODE now. (Incon):
  27. Elephanth

    YOU’RE GETTING ELEPHANT LAXATIVE

    The Decaf Knight vs Elephant 683311.5366 Joules vs 670000 Joules Rules: Speed is equalized They start 15 meters away Battle takes place in Starbucks SBA for everything else Decaf knight has Attack potency/durability, intelligence, and environment advantage Elephant has LS, Size, Stamina, and...
  28. AppleMaker

    Composite Human vs Mr. Burns (1-0-1)

    Rules: Mr. Burns have 8-C durability Speed is equalized Battle takes place on Roblox baseplate with invisible walls (so no, CH can't push him off the edge) All equipment is restricted for both Neither of them have prior knowledge of each other The strongest: 1...
  29. AppleMaker

    Composite human vs Thanos (0-1-0)

    Rules: Both are Downplayed af Both are 10-C Speed is not equalized Human have 10 seconds to live All equipment is restricted Human is not paralyzed and have below average intelligence Victim of the sicknesses: Victim of the outliers: 1 (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer) They got soloed by...
  30. AppleMaker

    Gorilla vs 100 weakest men (0-6-0)

    Since we figured out that 100 average men is overkill for gorilla - I'll make them fodderish af, and see how it goes Here are the rules: Speed is equalized Weakest humans are not paralyzed and have below average Intel Weakest humans have 1 year to live All weapons are restricted for both sides...
  31. Jackythejack

    Real Life vs. Fiction: The Demogorgon vs. An Elephant

    This apparently can work. I don't even need to equalize speed lol. We'll assume the fight starts at a distance where the elephant could charge if need be. I will note a lot of DBD killer perks either would not function in a standard fight like this or have such minor effects that it's not...
  32. AppleMaker

    Powerscaler vs Cosplayer (AppleMaker vs Human with Miku cosplay) (4-0-0)

    Rules: Cosplayer is a guy Both are enraged Both are 10-A Both have above average intelligence Speed is not equalized All equipment is restricted Surprisingly unhinged powerscaler: 4 (@Qurbonboev); (@Lloydblitzed); (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer); (@noninho) Surprisingly strong cosplayer...
  33. AppleMaker

    Block tales ahh fight (AppleMaker vs Caracal and Serval) (3-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized Caracal and Serval are wild ones (I don't want to hurt anyone's pets) AppleMaker is 10-A and 9-C dura (AP could be lowered though) AppleMaker's equipment is restricted Battle takes place in savanna Starting distance is 10 meters Battle theme is this "Shit, I don't...
  34. AppleMaker

    Is it allowed to make matchups like this?

    Basically - Character/Verse/Civilization vs entire Verse. I made one just for the fun of it and just because I wanted to add some matchups to Human Race profile, but now I doubt that I can do this, because it might be prohibited by some rules...
  35. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers vs Fiction part 30: Metalballrun vs Salad Fingers (4-5-0)

    Rules: Metalballrun have his machetes Salad Fingers have all his equipment Speed is not equalized Metalballrun is physically 10-C to 10-B with effort "If I was drunk, I'd took you down far easier": 4 (@LandonTheGuy); (@AppleMaker); (@James_Plays_4_Games); (@Qurbonboev) Green guy who talks to...
  36. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers vs Fiction part 26: Rakih_Elyan vs Patrick Bateman (5-1-0)

    Rules: Rakih Elyan have Glock pistol Patrick Bateman have all his melee equipment SBA Speed is not equalized Starting distance is 5 meters Richman77675665563 is revived (he won't intervene in this battle) "9-C with Glock, nuff said": 5 (@Rayfire); (@Qurbonboev); (@Kazuma_kuwabara)...
  37. AppleMaker

    "I guess I overrated myself... I'm sorry" AppleMaker CRT

    Since Fc/Oc don't have Content revision thread - this post was moved to Fun and games thread instead. Basically I made this profile of myself, relying more on hypothetical strengths and weaknesses of myself, but today I realized that some of my stats/abilities could be removed/downgraded, some...
  38. AppleMaker

    Lifting strength needed to dislocate a jaw

    So yes, there is a calc for completely ripping it off (which is class 10), but I'm pretty sure dislocating would require far less force than that. So, are there any calcs about that, any feats involving that or real life cases of it?
  39. AppleMaker

    Battle of violent graphic designers (AppleMaker vs Danno) (4-3-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker is 10-A with athletic lifting strength and speed Both have average stamina AppleMaker have 9-B firecrackers, zippo lighter, backpack and m1 Garand Danno have 9-B Glock pistol Both have knives Both are bloodlusted Battle takes place in some random forest...
  40. Tllmbrg

    CV90 P&A Removal

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/CV90 These would be enhanced senses, not either of those. These are not the vehicle's powers, not to mention these would apply to literally any vehicle so remove. These are just not properly explained at all. Being usable as materials for other structures is...
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