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the real world

  1. H3110l12345I20

    Walter White fights a T. Rex! (Walter White vs Tyrannosaurus rex (Real World))

    Yes. This is happening. Conditions: Setting Fight takes place in a rural forest on a rural road since T. Rexes lived in these types of environments. Opponents Walter knows that he's going to fight a T. Rex in an hour but doesn't have prior knowledge of his opponent or his explosives. He also...
  2. Flashlight237

    Jaws vs Orca But The Orca is More Realistic

    So, in one of the films, we see an orca carcass that was beached, but judging by where the meat was exposed, the most likely scenarios are (A) Jaws found a weakspot to the Orca, or (B) Jaws was able to catch the orca off-guard. It could also be Horror Movie syndrome where everyone is a complete...
  3. Ikelaggan

    Bones in the wind

    -starting distance 100 meters -Location Somewhere in Nevada -Speed equalized "I'm a force a' nature!": Tiny skeleton man:
  4. Flashlight237

    Subsonic Tornadoes?

    So we have tornadoes currently capping off at 73 mph in travel speed. There are currently two records that I've seen of higher forward speeds. 1. This video: Conducted by famed storm chaser Pecos Hank alongside professors from the University of Oklahoma, Appalachian State University, and...
  5. Mariogoods

    Question regarding certain birds' Range

    As birds obviously do not have arms, how do we determine their range?
  6. H3110l12345I20

    Composite Human CRT but it's 2023

    After discussion from this Vs thread, DarlingAurora & I decided that it's time we decided to fix this page even after 4 years of it's deletion on VSBW. Credits to @Elizhaa & @0A-0-0-14 for archiving & saving the original CH profile! [/SPOILER] DarlingAurora: They're coming soon, I'll message...
  7. Sans2345

    Carnotaurus vs Thanos Simonattoi

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Carnotaurus https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Thanos_Simonattoi Both are 9-B. Speed is equalized. Battle takes place in a open forest during the day. SBA for everything else. Carnotaurus: 3 (Flashlight237,MARVEL_Future_Fight_Gamer,Dinamic8000) Thanos...
  8. Flashlight237

    Jason Voorhees vs Elephant

    Know what? Why not, right? So, on one end, we got Jason, who smashed through a wooden door (looks like V-Frag, so he would get 1.1 MJ out of it). On the other hand, an elephant has a KE rated at 125000 joules, but it majorly upscales from rhinos and hippos and can bust through the walls of...
  9. Flashlight237

    Horned Beast Meets People-Eater (White Rhinoceros vs Hippopotamus)

    One animal can't see jack and is basically a braindead idiot due to attacking small trees for whatever reason. The other animal is an aggressive "herbivore" that eats people (hence 500+ people killed per year). These two go up against one another all the time. Here's a hippo and a rhino going...
  10. Flashlight237

    Battle of the Most Invasive Animals (Cane Toad vs Rat)

    So yeah, we have the Cane Toad, which is the most dangerous invasive species in Australia, and then we have the rat, a worldwide invasive threat and likely responsible for many extinctions. Supposedly cane toads can eat cats...
  11. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Chimp vs Cheetah

    Conditions: SBA, a western Chimp that weighs 47 kg & is equal to the weight of a Cheetah. Chimp has the first grapple on the Cheetah. Cheetah: 8, (DarlingAurora, Noneless21, Jackythejack, Artorimachi_Meteoraft, Peppersalt43, TheKillerYT, RanaProGamer, Doggo) Chimp: 0, () Incon: 0, () I...
  12. LeoEpicGamer8910

    Bendy VS T-Rex

    Speed equalized. Wincon is death. SBA. DIsney's worst mistake: 1 Every 5-year-old's favorite dinosaur:
  13. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) A human solos a beeg ape! (Composite Human (Real World) Vs Gigantopithecus)

    A while ago, someone (I don't want to name anyone for their sake) made a surprisingly one-side matchup between a partially inaccurate CH blog & Gigantopithecus. However, I decided to make a fairer one myself. Gigantopithecus: The perfect human: 2 (ScalingRandomVerse, JustANormalLemon, ) Some...
  14. H3110l12345I20

    Salt croc vs Tiger Shark

    SBA, shark is 10% heavier than the croc & shark lands the first attack. Fight is in a river channel of a depth of at least 900 m. Speed is equalized. Tiger Shark: Salt Water: Incon:
  15. Oliver_de_jesus

    When friendship takes you into the unknown | Gray wolf vs Central Asian Shepherd Dog

    SBA, northwestern Wolf version while both in average this to make it fair and Speed unequals Central Asian Shepherd Dog: 5 Gray Wolf: 1 100% this was a Bad idea:
  16. Flashlight237

    Great White Shark vs Hippopotamus

    You know what people think are deadly but are really hardly a threat? Great white sharks. You know what's actually deadly? Hippopotamuses. Let's pit them against each other. For this match, we'll be putting both contenders at the edge of the Nile Delta mainly because it was the closest thing...
  17. DaReaperMan

    PANZA revision.

    Panzer VI Tiger! Yeah... Wall+ doesn't start till like 10.46 Megajoules, as was pointed out by @Apeironaxim, so... yeah. Very high-end Wall level to be sure, but not quite Wall+.
  18. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Orca vs Deinosuchus

    This is probably a stomp but **** it, I'm bored. Both of them are in an environment that benefits them both as much as possible without negatively effecting either of them. Orca : Deinosuchus : Incon:
  19. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Spotted Hyenas vs Gray Wolves

    This is a pack of 10 Hyenas and Wolves about 20 meters away from each other in an environment which is equally advantageous to both sides. I've always been curious about this for some reason and now we're about to find out which pack hunters are superior. Hyenas : 1 Wolves : Incon:
  20. Oliver_de_jesus

    Red vs Red even though it looks like orange | Red Panda vs Red Fox

    SBA and Speed Equals ----------- Swiper the fox, do not take it: 6 (@RandomGuy2345 @DarlingAurora @Apex_Predator_GX @Peppersalt43 @H3110l12345I20 @AceOfSpaces3709 ) Help bandamax, Disney has bought me☠️: Red like Blood:
  21. Oliver_de_jesus

    Beyond Infinity into Sex | Floppa vs Buzz Lightyear

    The battle takes place in Andy's yard. Speed is equalized Both have no knowledge on each other SBA for everything else Toy buzz is used ------------------------------------------- The True CEO of Sex: 2 Children's Childhood Toy: Doctor Sex:
  22. DaReaperMan

    Real World: Honey Badgers are badass mother ******* running on rage

    Here's a Badger 3v1ing some Leopards and proceeding to win. While it was injured, I think I saw it limping when it trotted away, but damn Here's a Badger 5 or 6v1ing some young lions and a couple of Lionesses and proceeding to walk away with similar injuries as it did the 3 Leopards So what...
  23. H3110l12345I20

    Lee fights a bear (Lee Everett vs Grizzly Bear)

    SBA, Lee lands the first attack on the bear. Speed is equal. Lee beats up a fat boi: 1 (RanaProGamer, ) Incon: Bear yeets Lee's skull to egypt: 2 (Darkvie123, MaybeWantsToEdit, )
  24. Flashlight237

    Lightning McQueen vs Elephant

    While a race car is capable of around 6 megajoules rounded to the nearest whole number, here's the thing. That's based on the KE of a car when its moving, which is only applied when it rams into something. Cars ramming into things never went well! Now, one could argue that a car in the Cars...
  25. ShockingPsychic

    The Pig vs. literally just a pig (Saw VS. Real Life) (yeah)

    As a test from her master, Amanda Young must take down a large pig in combat. Amanda Young Vs. A Pig Both are 10-A. They fight in the Saw 1 bathroom. Amanda only has her syringe. Pig is bloodlusted. Roar: 3 Oink:
  26. I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die

    Minor Gorilla Revision

    Nothing large, it says on the profile that the longest lived Gorilla was 60 years old. But there is a living gorilla named Fatou who is 65 years old, and one named Trudy who died In 2017 who was aged 63. So the profile should say captive gorillas live up to 65 years old instead of 60...
  27. Tllmbrg

    Condensing Natural Phenomena into one page

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Real_World#Natural_Phenomena/Impacts/Explosions/Other_Events This entire section is problematic, as it uses Weapon format for stuff which are well not weapons I should mention some of this like GRB 080916C and Halifax Explosion aren't even used anywhere on...
  28. Flashlight237

    Bull Shark vs Tiger Shark

    Okay, so now we have a classic match-up: who would win in a fight? A bull shark or a tiger shark? Since neither shark would survive in Central Park, I'll keep it simple. Both sharks are fifty meters apart and the battle takes place in the ocean. That being said, here are their profiles.: Bull...
  29. H3110l12345I20

    (FIRST GRACE AFTER 4 YEARS) Back From The Dead... (Composite Human (Real World) Vs Polar Bear)

    Who cares that composite human is kicked out of the main wiki? Can't we continue doing composite-thing matches here? So in my research for human hysterical strength LS, I came across this case of a mother fighting & wrestling a 318 kg Polar Bear. Even if the woman in question did move the bear...
  30. Flashlight237

    Vampire Plant vs Anaconda

    Okay, so these guys have fairly similar feats, plus they have similar ways of hunting. Both the Vampire Plant and the Anaconda are, well, ambush predators. The vampire plant had choked a man to unconsciousness before. As for the anaconda... Hmm... While Burmese and Reticulated Pythons have eaten...
  31. Starter_Pack

    When Prey Fights Back (Fennec Fox vs. Rabbit) (Voting Completed)

    Nope, I am not pulling your leg. This isn't some half-truth leading to a couple of controversial anime characters doing a high-stakes battle that'll go on for days. What is on the label is what you are getting. Real life fox vs. real life bunny. Who will win? Good question, let's find out. In...
  32. Peppypony

    Big scary wasp fight

    Asian Giant Hornet: 0 Tarantula Hawk Wasp: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  33. Peppersalt43

    An android faces the dogs of Australia {STOMP}

    Aussie Doggos : 0 Funny Android : 0 Incon : 0 2 Dingoes are present Fight takes place Central Highlands, 30 meters apart with no LoS Speed equalized
  34. H3110l12345I20

    Real Life Big Animals CRT

    Hmmm... my research on human durability feats & antifeats, along with many other acts has led me to these valuable sources that I deem notable & deserving to go into a CRT: [/SPOILER] [/SPOILER] [/SPOILER]
  35. Peppersalt43

    Underwater Ambush (Specimen 13 vs Anaconda)

    The Siren : 0 The Constrictor : 7 Incon : 0 Speed equalized Fight takes place in a brackish lake, 20 meters apart with no LoS
  36. Peppersalt43

    Slug vs Insect Part 2

    One of The Biggest Slugs : 7 One of the Biggest Insects : 0 Incon : 0 10-C versions used Fight takes place at the bottom of a tree, 2 centimetres apart
  37. Peppersalt43

    Subnautica vs IRL Creatures Part 4

    Water Fish : 0 Terror of the deep : 7 Incon : 0 Fight takes place in the lost river, 10 centimeters apart Female Anglerfish used and Bladderfish is bloodlusted Speed equalized 10-C versions used It's been a while but it's about time I continue this series
  38. Peppersalt43

    Slug vs Insect Part 1

    Blue Glaucus : 0 Giant Water Bug : 0 Incon : 7 Fight takes place in a brackish swamp, 2 centimetres apart
  39. Why

    Old Yellowman fights an angry white hornet

    Bald-Faced Hornet VS. Mr. Burns. Yep, another Burns vs. Small insect battle. Both are 10-C Speed Equalized. Voting ends February 10th Explain how they win when your voting Burns does not have his gun Who wins? Burns: BFH:
  40. Tllmbrg

    Black Bear CRT

    Alright changing multiple stats and adding a weakness so let's go: Black Bear varies from 90 to 500 pounds on average and with their running speed stated to be 30 mph - Quick Black Bear Facts by North America Bear Center This ends up with a KE value of between 3.67124639137 Kiliojoule (9-C) up...
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