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the real world

  1. Oiguana2701

    (Grace) Shrimp vs lizard 2-9-0

    Straight to the point Battle takes place on a park that has a 1.80m deep lake in it Both are bloodlusted Peak Bearded Lizard size is used Shrimp: 2 Lizard: 9
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    • anomalocaris central bearded dragon the real world versus thread
    • Replies: 48
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. JustANormalLemon

    Blue carrot vs Pink salamander (GRACE)

    Simple battle simple introduction BLUE PIKIMIN vs AXOLOTL Rules: Battle takes place underwater on a axolotl lake There is 1 blue pikimin they start 30 cm from one another Speed will only be equalized if needed(It wasn't equalized) Info for the fight: While the Blue Pikimin have the AP...
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    • axolotl blue pikmin pikmin pikmin (verse) the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. King_Dom470

    **** it, Flytrap vs Mr. Burns (8-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: The Flytrap has 5 traps They start 6 inches away from each other The Flytrap is bloodlusted Battle takes place in Burns Office SBA for everything else Supernaturally Weak Dude: (JustANormalLemon, BrackishBrineBroth, noninho, AThe1412, RoggerReggor, Mariogoods, Flashlight237...
  4. Oiguana2701

    Reptile fights group of wha- I mean dolphins (0-2-0)

    Been wanting to do something with the Liopleurodon for a long time. Liopleurodon (Walking with...) vs Orcas Rules: There are 4 orcas and a single Liopleurodon All are bloodlusted Fight takes place on the seas appeared on the episode Cruel Seas SBA for everything else Both are 9-B...
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    • liopleurodon (walking with...) orca the real world the real world (verse) verse thread walking with...
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  5. HonestlyBored24

    Bro’s getting desperate for a W (The Spot vs. Housefly) (0-4-0, GRACE!)

    Da Roolz Speed is unequalized. Both are in-character, and start 1m away. The battle takes place in the Backrooms. Da Vouts “I’m gonna take everything from you, like you took everything from me.”: Scales to baseline 10-B; 60 Joules Scales to baseline Average Human; 50 KiloGrams Really hate when...
  6. Flashlight237

    The Largest Animals Ever Duke It Out (Blue Whale vs Perucetus Colossus)

    The blue whale is erring on a possible usurping for largest animal ever by weight. At the same time, there are still some oddities about them. In a lateral position, Perucetus Colossus has a GPE of 1.8 to 8.6 megajoules (average 5.2 megajoules). For an Eastern North Pacific female, the average...
  7. H3110l12345I20

    Why do we give fragmentation energy durability to real life objects and vehicles?

    I know that the real world has real physics, the same can be said about the guns' bullets. But vehicles like the Iowa-Class Battleship's armor is designed for guns weaker than 9-A ones & their hull is built to absorb 8-B explosions. I get that the Iowa-class's armor is Large Building level to...
  8. JustANormalLemon

    Walter White fights the Biggest Bird (Walter WHite vs Ostrich)(GRACE)

    Rules: Speed equalized Walter White has his Smith & Wesson Model 442 Battle takes place inthe middle of a African desert Both are only 10 meters apart Walter has problens reacting to people with similar speeds to him and has a dura and AP disavantage, mewhile ostriches can be incapacitated...
  9. Flashlight237

    Velociraptor (Jurassic Park) vs Grizzly Bear

    Why not? Have a bear go toe-to-toe with velociraptors. While a pack of... I have no idea how many, can kill a cow in seconds. A grizzly bear can do that more or less on its own and can potentially kill a moose in a single hit anecdotally speaking. Let's see how this will go. This would be a...
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    • grizzly bear jurassic park real world the real world velociraptor (jurassic park)
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  10. King_Dom470

    Best Dinosaur vs The Weirdest Turtle (0-0-0)

    Rules: Battle takes place in a marsh SBA for everything else Slow and Steady: Dinosaur: Incon:
  11. Flashlight237

    Herrerasaurus vs Grizzly Bear

    So, these two. A Herrerasaurus has a larger holotype that went up to 6 meters in length while a coastal grizzly bear can go for around 8 feet in length (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_Peninsula_brown_bear ). However, the weight is where things get iffy. The largest Herrerasaurus weighs...
  12. King_Dom470

    Walter White tries to fight a dinosaur again (12-12-0)

    Rules: Speed equalized Herrerasaurus has it's Above Average lifting strength Walter White has his Smith & Wesson Model 442 Battle takes place in Gus's Superlab Walter has prior knowledge Heisenberg: (MrKerf, Shmeatywerbenmanjenson, XSOULOFCINDERX, Serlock_Holmes, AThe1412, H3110l12345I20...
  13. H3110l12345I20

    Peak Human to Subsonic speed IRL Sledgehammer!?

    I was doing a sledgehammer striking strength & composite human durability calculation & decided that I should check the validity of my values by making sure the speeds don't potentially go over 4 m/s. Calc stacking isn't a thing in real life, but apparently I managed to get velocity values...
  14. Oiguana2701

    (ADDED) Weirdly hairy man fights literal sapient trash (The Real World vs FNaF) 0-7-0

    Homo Floresienses vs Trash and The Gang Homo Floresienses has access to their 9-C equipment All are bloodlusted, but Trash and The Gang have prior knowledge Mr. Hugs is not included Battle takes place on the Freddy's Fazbear Pizzeria Simulator pizzeria Speed is not equalized Bonus: Pan Stan...
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    • five nights at freddy's homo floresiensis the real world trash and the gang
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. Flashlight237

    Hopper (A Bug's Life) vs Asian Giant Hornet

    So I made a profile on Hopper. While a match between Hopper and General Mandible from Antz would be nice, apparently Mandible is far more unimpressive in regards to the power department (at least that's what WickedBinge tells me, I'm not too sure) and most people on this site aren't big on...
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    • asian giant hornet disney hopper (a bug's life) pixar real world the real world
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. Oiguana2701

    (Added) Dead amphibian vs Literal child predator 0-7-0

    Ichthyostega Vs American Pit Bull Speed is equalized Ichthyostega is 10-B, Human Level, not Kinetic Energy scaling Pit Bull is the same Ichthyostega is bloodlusted Pit Bull Has prior knowledge Battle takes place on an open field with a deep lake in it Early amphibian I somehow squished into my...
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    • american pitbull ichthyostega the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. Oiguana2701

    Shrimp vs scorpion, but they're both dead

    Anomalocaris vs Eurypterus Both 10-C, Below Average Human Level Both from The Real World The Eurypterus is the 130 cm one Speed is equalized Both don't know a thing about eachother As always, if this is a stomp, tell me Anomalocaris: Eurypterus:
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    • anomalocaris eurypterus the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. Oiguana2701

    Will a (prehistoric) predator eat a (sentient) fruit?

    Speed is equalized Both are 10-C Fight can end in both K.O and death Fight takes place on a beach None know a thing about eachother As always, if this is a stomp, please tell me as fast as possible VSBW's weakest cartoon character: I somehow stuffed him into my arthropod presentation on school:
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    • anomalocaris banana joe real life real world the amazing world of gumball the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Waltuh Mistuh White fights a doggy (Walter White vs Husky)

    Doggy is bloodlusted, speed is equal, & Walt is 10-A while the doggy is 10-B. SBA otherwise in other unspecified conditions. ']states that Waltuh isn't the type of person to go into fights that could be avoided. He usually loses in close hand-to-hand combat fights & his go-to method of killing...
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    • #walter white breaking bad husky the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. HonestlyBored24

    “man i’m so hungry.” (Starved vs. Horse) (0-3-0, GRACE!)

    Da Roolz Speed is equalized. Both are in-character, have no prior knowledge, and start 5m away. The battle takes place in Starved’s base. A male stock horse is being used, and anything above 9-C is restricted. Da Vouts “you don’t even know your fate, hedgehog.”: Scales to baseline 9-C; 300 J...
  21. ShockingPsychic

    Eyeless Jack Vs. Giant Anteater

    It was a peaceful evening in the Amazon rainforest. Fresh rain sprinkles down from the canopy above. A giant anteater is waiting out the downpour in a small burrow, but his nap is interrupted by a human man who dared to enter his domain. The beast rises from his burrow and charges towards the...
  22. ShockingPsychic

    Eyeless Jack Vs. Capybara

    It's a peaceful night in the Amazon rainforest. A capybara lays peacefully in a shallow pool of clear water, his friends and family doing the same nearby. The sun goes down over the Amazon, and the capybara feels himself drift off to sleep. Later than night, he's awoken by a strange sound. He...
  23. JustANormalLemon

    What is the stronghest character on your favorite verse that a billion lions could defeat?

    Completly based on this thread I raise you a question, what is the stronghest character from your favorite verse that would lose in a fight against one billion lions in a infinity savana that only them and the lions are in(Plants are present trough) To spice things up, I will give 5 cenarios...
  24. JustANormalLemon

    Illnesses tournament Round 7. The Nano-Virus vs Brain Eating Amoeba(STOMP)

    The seventh battle of the most sick tournament ever, for this round we have A virus made by humans that was their downfall vs one of the most cursed ideas the real world has as true NANO-VIRUS vs BRAIN EATING AMOEBA Battle takes place inside me, JustANormalLemon... what makes It kinda worst...
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    • brain eating amoeba naegleria fowleri nano-virus (plague inc.) plague inc. the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. JustANormalLemon

    Illnesses tournament Round 5. The Player(Agar.io) vs Ebola Virus (STOMP)

    The fifith battle of the most sick tournament ever, for this round we have A single bacteria know to become the most powerfull one in their verse vs a extreme dangerous illnesses that killed a bunch of people in real life THE PLAYER(AGAR.IO) vs EBOLA VIRUS Battle takes place inside The...
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    • agar.io ebola virus the player (agar.io) the real world the real world (verse) tournament
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  26. H3110l12345I20

    Discussing IRL Human standards for the Cro-Magnon, Neanderthal & the like

    FYI, Ant gave me this idea, so why not explore the opportunity of the Cro-magnon & the Neanderthal, & our standards in regards to real world people in staff discussion? Clearer boundaries need to be set in cases of the former & latter tho, we are a fictional indexing website. We can’t just make...
  27. ThePrimalHunter

    Slenderman Fights A Flippin' Dinosaur (Slenderman vs Tyrannosaurus Rex) (GRACE)

    Slender Man (Jeff vs Slenderman) vs Tyrannosaurus Rex (The Real World) Ground Rules: Speed is Unequal Fight takes place in Slenderman's Woods Both start 5m away from each other Slenderman is 84,950.538 Joules T-Rex is 87,009.58 Joules T-Rex has a 1.02x AP advantage Who Wins? Kills Edgy...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • creepypasta real world slender man slender man (jeff vs slenderman) the real world the real world (verse) tyrannosaurus rex tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  28. Flashlight237

    Red Bulborb vs Domestic Cat (Two Votes Left)

    Okay, so this match-up is a little finicky, but hear me out. While the Red Bulborb is 90 mm long, which is about the size of a mouse, it can throw an entire car wheel (27 lbs, or 12.247 kg) just to hunt down Pikmin.: On the other hand, cats are some of the best hunters on the land, with cats...
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    • domestic cat pikmin (verse) real world red bulborb the real world
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  29. HonestlyBored24

    Duck Hunt (Duck vs. American Pit Bull) (7-0-0, GRACE!)

    Da Roolz Speed is equalized. Both are bloodlusted, have no prior knowledge, and start 5m away. The battle takes place in the house from DHMIS. Web Series Duck is being used. Da Vouts “And we never have rows, except for that one time, but that was just a bad patch.”: 7 (JustANormalLemon...
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    • american pitbull don't hug me i'm scared duck (don't hug me i'm scared) the real world
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  30. H3110l12345I20

    Real Life Big Animals CRT 2

    Continuing from here, also my current suggestions here & on the Polar Bear's tier need to be evaluated. Also, I'll need the American Bison's durability to have some support for it's own kinetic energy. But I'll post it later if I have the chance. This is finished here: American Bison: 9-B in...
  31. Mariogoods

    Goliath (Super Fighter) VS Tiger (Real World)

    Rule: 1. Speed is equalized. 2. SBA. Vote: Goliath (Super Fighter): 0 Tiger (Real World): 0 Inconclusive: 0
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    • goliath (super fighter) super fighter the real world tiger (real world)
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  32. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) Waltuh fights a Cougar (Walter White vs Puma Concolor)

    It turns out, Pumas are a native thing in New Mexico in gud terrain. It's possible for Walt fighting a Cougar if he drives couple of miles to them LOL. Conditions: Waltuh has his makeshift flyswatter in his left hand & both opponents are 10-A physically, speed is equalized. A kingpin commits...
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    • #walter white breaking bad puma concolor real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 55
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  33. H3110l12345I20

    A Kingpin fights a PIG. (Walter White vs Pig (Real World))

    (Battle theme lol (yes, it's COCOMELON for the lols)) ANYWAYS... Conditions: Waltuh has makeshift flyswatter in his right hand & is 10-A physically. This match includes a 300 kg farm animal Boar with tusks. Speed is equalized. SBA otherwise when other conditions aren't specified. Walt abuses...
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    • #walter white breaking bad domestic pig real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 90
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  34. ThePrimalHunter

    A Group of Geniuses Play Among Us

    I've wanted to do this for a while, but have never gotten to it. And now that Among Us is pretty much dead now, it's the perfect time to do this Pretty much, a group of geniuses decide to hop onto a discord call and play a game of Among Us together. How does the game play out? Ground Rules...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • among us batman (post-crisis) connor (detroit: become human) l (death note) light yagami phoenix wright sherlock holmes (bbc) the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  35. Flashlight237

    Olimar vs Mute Swan

    Okay, so Olimar... This guy had taken on many beasts thanks to his Pikmin. Why not put him against one heck of a bird: the Mute Swan. The swan had easily killed small breeds of dogs and had drowned a human. In the meantime, Olimar can handle 23 joules durability-wise, although his Pikmin are...
  36. H3110l12345I20

    Walt fights a monke (Walter White vs Chimpanzee (Real World))

    Walt has his Smith & Wesson Model 442 in his pocket. SBA otherwise & fight starts in melee range. Walt is 10-A & the monke is 10-B. Monke: 2 WALT.: 7 Incon:
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    • #walter white breaking bad chimpanzee real life the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 103
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  37. CrackerVolley

    The Real World Discussion Thread

    "Wow this verse sucks ass lmao" "Haha Tier -1" "How about talking about grass, you decide to go out and touch it" This thread is for talking about things that exist in the Real World such as guns, swords, improvised weapons, flying machines, things designed to explode, things that were not...
  38. ThePrimalHunter

    Leatherface fights a Gorilla (Texas Chainsaw Massacre vs The Real World) (1-0-0)

    Leatherface fights a gorilla. This should be fun Ground Rules: OG Timeline Leatherface is Used Both are 9-C Leatherface has his chainsaw and a hammer They both start 8 meters away Speed is Equalized Fight takes place in a gorilla's enclosure at a zoo Who Wins? Leatherface: 1 (Dinamic8000)...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • gorilla leatherface leatherface (original timeline) texas chainsaw massacre the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 6
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  39. Robo432343

    The Real World is Tier 0

    bro....we view tier 0's as fiction.... all i have to say 💀
  40. HonestlyBored24

    A hippo fights a literal ******* broom (Gotta Sweep vs. Hippopotamus) (0-7-0, GRACE)

    dude if this is a stomp than I’m gonna have more stomps than the pizza box guy Da Roolz Speed is unequalized. Both are bloodlusted, and start 15m away Battle takes place in a random school hallway. Da Vouts “My favorite part is when he said “it’s sweepin time” and sweeped all over the place”...
    • HonestlyBored24
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    • baldi's basics in education and learning gotta sweep hippopotamus the real world
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
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