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the real world

  1. Composite human Bren Forster kick AP

    Bren Forster can kick at 60.7974 m/s but previous calculations of his AP did not take moments of inertia into account (and just assumed the entire leg below the thigh moved at that speed) or did not take the weight of his foot into account when calculating inertia (and assumed the weight of his...
  2. Flashlight237

    Blacktip Reef Shark vs Chimpanzee

    Okay, so the Blacktip Reef Shark is listed at Street Level while the Chimpanzee is listed at Human Level+. The Blacktip Reef Shark typically bites out of stupidity more than anything. While its bite force isn't rated, a Blacktip Shark, a visually similar shark in terms of both size and...
  3. ThePrimalHunter

    An Edgy Teenager Fights A Damn Dinosaur (Jeff The Killer vs Herrerasaurus) (GRACE)

    Okay this one actually seems like an interesting discussion Jeff the Killer (Reboot) vs Herrerasaurus Ground Rules: Both are 10-A Speed is equal Neither start with line of sight Herrerasaurus's Above Average LS is used Jeff has his knife Fight takes place in Jeff's old house Who Wins...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • creepypasta herrerasaurus jeff the killer jeff the killer (reboot) the real world
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  4. JustANormalLemon

    Vermin Kings (Real World) (RAT vs 100 Cockroachs)(0-7-0)(grace)

    NORWAY (BROWN) RAT vs 100 COCKROACHES Rules: Battle takes place in a island of trash with a radius of 10 meters floating on sewer water The Roaches start hidden and around the Rat 1 meter away Both are Bloodlusted Biggest Norway rat used Averge size Roaches used Friendly Fire off The RAT...
  5. Flashlight237

    Banana Slug vs Red Triangle Slug

    This would be an interesting match-up. So, the Banana Slug is the second largest slug species, with a length of up to 25 cm. It has a slime that numbs the tongue of predators: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_slug The Red Triangle Slug, on the other hand, has a length of up to 15 cm. It...
  6. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns fights a Penguin? 3 (Simpsons vs The Real World)(GRACE)

    MR. BURNS vs EMPEROR PENGUIN Rules: 10-C Mr.Burns Battle takes place at a zoo penguin exibity on land If I can, Burns has that bat from the gif on his profile Speed is NOT equalized Exellent: Honk: 7 (AThe1412, JustANormalLemon, TheShape03, Mariogoods, HonestlyBored24, koopa3144...
    • JustANormalLemon
    • Thread
    • emperor penguin (learn to fly) mr. burns the real world the real world (verse) the simpsons
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  7. LeoEpicGamer8910

    Panda Fight (Giant Panda vs Panda) [GRACE]

    Rules Location is the elementary school from FNaP, with both starting at opposite ends of a hallway SBA for anything else Voting Real panda: Scales to this; 375 to 9920 J Robot panda: 3 Scales to this; 375 to 9920 J Inconclusive:
    • LeoEpicGamer8910
    • Thread
    • five nights at panda's giant panda panda (five nights at panda's) the real world
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  8. Soupywolf5

    Wood vs Wasp (3-0-0)

    I used to rule the world... 10-C's old king returns to fighting groups of real world animals Woody vs 2 Asian Giant Hornets Both are 10-C, speed is unequalized for now (Woody's faster but the hornet's flight speed isn't too far behind), and the fight takes place in a garage I still haven't...
    • Soupywolf5
    • Thread
    • asian giant hornet the real world toy story woody (toy story)
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. King_Dom470

    Caveman fights a dinosaur (8-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: Fight takes place in a forest tundra Herrerasaurus has it's peak human lifting strength Neanderthal has a spear SBA for everything else Caveman: (AThe1412, MarkGoldbridge, BrackishBrineBroth, ThePrimalHunter, Peppersalt43, King_Dom470, Mariogoods, JustANormalLemon) Dinosaur...
    • King_Dom470
    • Thread
    • herrerasaurus neanderthal the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  10. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Waltuh fights another doggy, return of the kid named finger (Walter White vs Coyote)

    Lol. I think I know an animal Heisenburger can win in a fight fair and square more easily. Conditions: SBA, Speed is equalized. 3 Coyotes (total weight of 75 kg) are bloodlusted against Walt. Further clarification: if it's not obvious already, the Coyote is 10-B while Walt is 10-A. Discount...
  11. Flashlight237

    Meganeura vs Rat

    So here's the deal. Meganeura is the largest flying insect ever, with a wingspan that can exceed 70 cm and a weight of up to 150 grams. Meganeura is a hawker dragonfly, which at best can pull off 35 miles an hour, although body length per second ratios may make this rating higher. At the same...
  12. Oiguana2701

    (GRACE) An overrated dinosaur fights a dog 7-0-0

    Two rules: Start 5 meters away from eachother Human level coyote is used Okay, so according to the page, coyotes would have a KE of 'Street level', with no specific value, so, using the 13 kg weight said, and the speed on the page, we get 2401.8342672896 J. Same thing for velociraptor. Using...
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • coyote dinosaurs the real world the real world (verse) velociraptor versus thread
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. King_Dom470

    Walter White fights a giant rat (0-7-0) GRACE

    Rules: Capybara is bloodlusted Walt doesn't have any of his weapons Battle takes place in Wu Shi Academy SBA for everything else Walter White: Capybara: (King_Dom470, JustANormalLemon, Oiguana2701, noninho, ShockingPsychic, AThe1412, Mariogoods) Incon:
  14. Flashlight237

    A Bug's Life But Worse (Hopper vs Bullet Ant)

    Okay, so a bullet ant vs Hopper from a Bug's Life. It should be noted that Hopper is significantly stronger than a normal grasshopper, having one-shot a member of his own kind with a punch. A bullet ant took several minutes to kill a grasshopper in an enclosed space: Given these circumstances...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • bullet ant disney hopper (a bug's life) pixar real world the real world
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. Flashlight237

    Amphicyon vs Epicyon

    So, these two dogs are on the wiki. Let's see how they fare against one another. So, Amphicyon has a wider size range of the two animals due to it's genus being more well-known of the two doglike creatures. It can go from about 112 kg for A. astrei to 550 kg for A. ingens. It has a bearlike...
  16. Oiguana2701

    78th Walter White match just today (Walter White Vs Pachycephalosaurus)

    Battle takes place in Pachycephalosaurus' natural habitat Walter White has prior knowledge of the environment of the battle, but not of the Pachy itself, and the Pachy has prior knowledge of Walter's gun, and understands it's danger Walter is bloodlusted Walter has his Smith & Wesson Model 442...
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • breaking bad pachycephalosaurus the real world versus thread walter white
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. Peppersalt43

    A chicken meets its creation (Chicken vs Bucky)

    Chicken Devil : 0 Chicken : 7 Incon : 0 A hen is used as a rooster would actually stomp Surprised this hasn't been done yet. In fact I'm surprised nobody has used Bucky for a VS thread before
    • Peppersalt43
    • Thread
    • bucky (chainsaw man) chainsaw man chicken the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. Flashlight237

    Walter White vs Chimpanzee

    Walter White... He's a cancer patient who has a gun... And frankly, since he gets skittish very easily, he has a hard time aiming. What would happen if we pit him against a Murder Ape? Walter's main pistol is 10-A+. Meanwhile, it took four shots from a GLOCK to put down Travis, and that's...
  19. Flashlight237

    Chucky vs Chimpanzee

    Okay, so Chucky... He's a serial killer in the body of a doll, and as of late he can do soul fissionism as long as there are Good Guy Dolls around. He's a killer who, unlike practically ANY horror movie villain, has standards, killing a guy trying to r*** a cripple and killing an abusive...
  20. Flashlight237

    Chimpanzee vs Cheetah REMATCH

    Okay, so uhh... Here's the deal. The Cheetah won due to a whole buncha nonsense about size and such in this thread: https://vsbattles.com/threads/grace-chimp-vs-cheetah.146374/ Thing is, the real world proved once again that, NO, that's not how that works. According to this paper, a chimpanzee...
  21. Oiguana2701

    (Grace) Shrimp vs lizard 2-9-0

    Straight to the point Battle takes place on a park that has a 1.80m deep lake in it Both are bloodlusted Peak Bearded Lizard size is used Shrimp: 2 Lizard: 9
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • anomalocaris central bearded dragon the real world versus thread
    • Replies: 48
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  22. JustANormalLemon

    Blue carrot vs Pink salamander (GRACE)

    Simple battle simple introduction BLUE PIKIMIN vs AXOLOTL Rules: Battle takes place underwater on a axolotl lake There is 1 blue pikimin they start 30 cm from one another Speed will only be equalized if needed(It wasn't equalized) Info for the fight: While the Blue Pikimin have the AP...
    • JustANormalLemon
    • Thread
    • axolotl blue pikmin pikmin pikmin (verse) the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  23. King_Dom470

    **** it, Flytrap vs Mr. Burns (8-0-0) GRACE

    Rules: The Flytrap has 5 traps They start 6 inches away from each other The Flytrap is bloodlusted Battle takes place in Burns Office SBA for everything else Supernaturally Weak Dude: (JustANormalLemon, BrackishBrineBroth, noninho, AThe1412, RoggerReggor, Mariogoods, Flashlight237...
  24. Oiguana2701

    Reptile fights group of wha- I mean dolphins (0-2-0)

    Been wanting to do something with the Liopleurodon for a long time. Liopleurodon (Walking with...) vs Orcas Rules: There are 4 orcas and a single Liopleurodon All are bloodlusted Fight takes place on the seas appeared on the episode Cruel Seas SBA for everything else Both are 9-B...
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • liopleurodon (walking with...) orca the real world the real world (verse) verse thread walking with...
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. HonestlyBored24

    Bro’s getting desperate for a W (The Spot vs. Housefly) (0-4-0, GRACE!)

    Da Roolz Speed is unequalized. Both are in-character, and start 1m away. The battle takes place in the Backrooms. Da Vouts “I’m gonna take everything from you, like you took everything from me.”: Scales to baseline 10-B; 60 Joules Scales to baseline Average Human; 50 KiloGrams Really hate when...
  26. Flashlight237

    The Largest Animals Ever Duke It Out (Blue Whale vs Perucetus Colossus)

    The blue whale is erring on a possible usurping for largest animal ever by weight. At the same time, there are still some oddities about them. In a lateral position, Perucetus Colossus has a GPE of 1.8 to 8.6 megajoules (average 5.2 megajoules). For an Eastern North Pacific female, the average...
  27. H3110l12345I20

    Why do we give fragmentation energy durability to real life objects and vehicles?

    I know that the real world has real physics, the same can be said about the guns' bullets. But vehicles like the Iowa-Class Battleship's armor is designed for guns weaker than 9-A ones & their hull is built to absorb 8-B explosions. I get that the Iowa-class's armor is Large Building level to...
  28. JustANormalLemon

    Walter White fights the Biggest Bird (Walter WHite vs Ostrich)(GRACE)

    Rules: Speed equalized Walter White has his Smith & Wesson Model 442 Battle takes place inthe middle of a African desert Both are only 10 meters apart Walter has problens reacting to people with similar speeds to him and has a dura and AP disavantage, mewhile ostriches can be incapacitated...
  29. Flashlight237

    Velociraptor (Jurassic Park) vs Grizzly Bear

    Why not? Have a bear go toe-to-toe with velociraptors. While a pack of... I have no idea how many, can kill a cow in seconds. A grizzly bear can do that more or less on its own and can potentially kill a moose in a single hit anecdotally speaking. Let's see how this will go. This would be a...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • grizzly bear jurassic park real world the real world velociraptor (jurassic park)
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  30. King_Dom470

    Best Dinosaur vs The Weirdest Turtle (0-0-0)

    Rules: Battle takes place in a marsh SBA for everything else Slow and Steady: Dinosaur: Incon:
  31. Flashlight237

    Herrerasaurus vs Grizzly Bear

    So, these two. A Herrerasaurus has a larger holotype that went up to 6 meters in length while a coastal grizzly bear can go for around 8 feet in length (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_Peninsula_brown_bear ). However, the weight is where things get iffy. The largest Herrerasaurus weighs...
  32. King_Dom470

    Walter White tries to fight a dinosaur again (12-12-0)

    Rules: Speed equalized Herrerasaurus has it's Above Average lifting strength Walter White has his Smith & Wesson Model 442 Battle takes place in Gus's Superlab Walter has prior knowledge Heisenberg: (MrKerf, Shmeatywerbenmanjenson, XSOULOFCINDERX, Serlock_Holmes, AThe1412, H3110l12345I20...
  33. H3110l12345I20

    Peak Human to Subsonic speed IRL Sledgehammer!?

    I was doing a sledgehammer striking strength & composite human durability calculation & decided that I should check the validity of my values by making sure the speeds don't potentially go over 4 m/s. Calc stacking isn't a thing in real life, but apparently I managed to get velocity values...
  34. Oiguana2701

    (ADDED) Weirdly hairy man fights literal sapient trash (The Real World vs FNaF) 0-7-0

    Homo Floresienses vs Trash and The Gang Homo Floresienses has access to their 9-C equipment All are bloodlusted, but Trash and The Gang have prior knowledge Mr. Hugs is not included Battle takes place on the Freddy's Fazbear Pizzeria Simulator pizzeria Speed is not equalized Bonus: Pan Stan...
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • five nights at freddy's homo floresiensis the real world trash and the gang
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. Flashlight237

    Hopper (A Bug's Life) vs Asian Giant Hornet

    So I made a profile on Hopper. While a match between Hopper and General Mandible from Antz would be nice, apparently Mandible is far more unimpressive in regards to the power department (at least that's what WickedBinge tells me, I'm not too sure) and most people on this site aren't big on...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • asian giant hornet disney hopper (a bug's life) pixar real world the real world
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  36. Oiguana2701

    (Added) Dead amphibian vs Literal child predator 0-7-0

    Ichthyostega Vs American Pit Bull Speed is equalized Ichthyostega is 10-B, Human Level, not Kinetic Energy scaling Pit Bull is the same Ichthyostega is bloodlusted Pit Bull Has prior knowledge Battle takes place on an open field with a deep lake in it Early amphibian I somehow squished into my...
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • american pitbull ichthyostega the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. Oiguana2701

    Shrimp vs scorpion, but they're both dead

    Anomalocaris vs Eurypterus Both 10-C, Below Average Human Level Both from The Real World The Eurypterus is the 130 cm one Speed is equalized Both don't know a thing about eachother As always, if this is a stomp, tell me Anomalocaris: Eurypterus:
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • anomalocaris eurypterus the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  38. Oiguana2701

    Will a (prehistoric) predator eat a (sentient) fruit?

    Speed is equalized Both are 10-C Fight can end in both K.O and death Fight takes place on a beach None know a thing about eachother As always, if this is a stomp, please tell me as fast as possible VSBW's weakest cartoon character: I somehow stuffed him into my arthropod presentation on school:
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • anomalocaris banana joe real life real world the amazing world of gumball the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  39. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Waltuh Mistuh White fights a doggy (Walter White vs Husky)

    Doggy is bloodlusted, speed is equal, & Walt is 10-A while the doggy is 10-B. SBA otherwise in other unspecified conditions. ']states that Waltuh isn't the type of person to go into fights that could be avoided. He usually loses in close hand-to-hand combat fights & his go-to method of killing...
    • H3110l12345I20
    • Thread
    • #walter white breaking bad husky the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  40. HonestlyBored24

    “man i’m so hungry.” (Starved vs. Horse) (0-3-0, GRACE!)

    Da Roolz Speed is equalized. Both are in-character, have no prior knowledge, and start 5m away. The battle takes place in Starved’s base. A male stock horse is being used, and anything above 9-C is restricted. Da Vouts “you don’t even know your fate, hedgehog.”: Scales to baseline 9-C; 300 J...
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