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the real world

  1. AppleMaker

    Some random guy fights a serial killer (AppleMaker vs Patrick Bateman) (7-5-0)

    And now it's one of the most repetetive match of F&G. Demon slayer donwgrades might came out earlier than me vs miller match at this point Not really sure how much my improvements will change the outcome, so here are the rules: Both are unarmed Speed is not equlized (high end for AppleMaker...
    • AppleMaker
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    • american psycho fun and games patrick bateman powerscaler the real world
    • Replies: 54
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  2. ThePrimalHunter

    CH Rematches Hotline Miami... kinda (Composite Human vs Rasmus (Hotline Miami: Redial) (0-0-0)

    Composite Human vs Rasmus (Hotline Miami: Redial) Rules: Speed is equal Both are armed with a silenced pistol Fight takes place in a 20-storey hotel in Las Vegas CH starts on the top floor Rasmus starts in the lobby Neither know the starting location of the other, but know the other is in the...
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • composite human (community made) hotline miami hotline miami: redial rasmus (hotline miami: redial) the real world
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  3. AppleMaker

    "Your weapons are shit" (AppleMaker vs ∆yden) (4-0-0)

    Last time our battle resulted in a tie, so this time I'm gonna fight fanon ∆yden Here are the rules: Speed is equalized Both have average stamina Both are 10-A ∆yden have chainsaw and axe AppleMaker have metal pipe and knife (separately, not as spear) Starting distance is 1 meter "I told ya...
  4. AppleMaker

    How well 9-C's would roam the streets

    Basically it's a thread similar to Mr.Burns one, but opposite. I'll take some random characters with 9-C tier on their profile and put them in those scenarios: 1. They'll fight unarmed 10-B thugs (105 joules ones) with equal speed; 2. They'll fight 10-B thugs, but they have knives; 3. They'll...
    • AppleMaker
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    • 9-c composite human fun and games the real world tier 9-c
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  5. Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh

    French Bulldog vs Coconut Crab |Mammals vs Crustaceans | 7-0-0 GRACE

    Speed is equalized Fight Location: An Airplane Hangar French Bulldog: Friedoil11, Deadguy999, Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh, Naito-desu, MannyQ361, Arkansalter2, Joshcjackson27 Coconut Crab: Incon:
  6. AppleMaker

    "I won't give up until my enemy is dead" (AppleMaker vs Insane Sonic) (1-1-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker have high-end 9-C durability All equipment is restricted for both Starting distance is 5 meters "I'll stonewall whatever shit you can throw at me": 1 (@Nonynho) Attack potency scales to 263,55 Joules Lifting strength acales to 110 kg Durability upscales...
    • AppleMaker
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    • fc/oc versus battles fc/oc vs battles powerscaler sonic sonic the hedgehog (insane sonamy: anything) the real world
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  7. AppleMaker

    Crashouts playing chess and trying not to ragequit (AppleMaker vs Ren Hoek) (3-0-0)

    Basically it's just a chess match, where victory is achieved not through brute force, but through strategy and chess knowledge Here are the rules: Physical stats are non factor We can't attack each other (trash talking and swearing is allowed though) and can't use gadgets to BFR/incapacitate...
    • AppleMaker
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    • chess fun and games powerscaler ren ren (ren and stimpy) the real world
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  8. AppleMaker

    Who keeps the mask? (Red Panda vs Raccoon) (3-4-0)

    I hope this time I'll get enough votes to add this matchup on their profiles. They are one of the cutest animals in my opinion and I'm genuinely interested who wins this battle. The only rule - speed is not equalized, everything else is SBA Master Shifu: 3 (@Greatsage13th); (@Nonynho)...
  9. AppleMaker

    What fear resistance does to scaler (AppleMaker vs MeatCanyon Peppa Pig) (4-0-0)

    I got dragged in the village by my family against my will, so I decided to just wander around out of boredom. Then I stumbled across some weird abandoned barn and decided to go there. And that's where I found this monstrosity of a pig. I tried to avoid it, but that thing wants nothing but to...
    • AppleMaker
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    • fc/oc versus battles fc/oc vs battles meatcanyon peppa pig (meatcanyon) powerscaler the real world
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  10. AppleMaker

    "I'm not stupid, I'm smart" (AppleMaker vs Charlie Morningstar) in SCD (0-0-0)

    Believe me or not - I'm actually got interested in this matchup because I was shocked of her "at least Above Average" intelligence on profile, even though I don't consider myself even remotely close to Gifted (heck, I have some outliers that could put me at Below Average), despite having...
    • AppleMaker
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    • charlie morningstar hazbin hotel hellaverse intelligence outsmarting powerscaler the real world
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  11. AppleMaker

    Cat owner vs Dog owner (AppleMaker vs Metalballrun) (0-4-0)

    Yet another Powerscaler vs Powerscaler match, let's see how it goes Rules: Speed is not equalized (peak human speed for Metalballrun though) AppleMaker have low end 9-C durability Prime Metalballrun is used Metalballrun is 10-A and his reality warping + BDE are restricted Both are unarmed...
  12. AppleMaker

    "I don't want to be criticized" (AppleMaker vs Content Cop) (3-6-0)

    No idea how that battle could have started, considering I'm not a YouTuber But anyways, I'm just fighting against someone, who embodies things I truly despise. In that case - unsolicited criticism and flaw nitpicking Rules:  Speed is not equalized AppleMaker have Metal pipe Content Cop have...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • fun and games idubbbztv (joke police saga) powerscaler the real world youtube
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  13. AppleMaker

    Pyromaniac vs Huntress (AppleMaker vs ∆iden) (4-3-0)

    Here's another prep time clash matchup, which I find way more interesting than cqc ones Rules: Both are 10-A Both have all their equipment Speed is not equalized Starting distance is 1 kilometer Location is SBA, but it's winter No line of sight Scaler who loves fire and explosives: 4...
    • AppleMaker
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    • aiden (fundamental paper education) fun and games fundamental paper education fanon katieverse powerscaler prep time the real world
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Fun and Games

  14. Ripsaw M5/RCV-M variants (Ripsaw upgrade)

    [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ripsaw_(vehicle)] [] [] Ripsaw M5 and Ripsaw RCV-M are more heavily armed variants of Ripsaw tank; their main weapon is Mk44 Bushmaster II (30x173mm chaingun), secondary weapons are 2 Javelin ATGMs and 1 HMG (which can be swapped for LMG or Mk19 automatic grenade...

  15. Lenco Bearcat G2 Armed Variant (Lenco Bearcat G2 Upgrade)

    [https://www.heatsec.com/shop/military-lenco-bearcat-g2-2/#:~:text=The rotating roof hatch and,Remote Weapons Station (RWS).] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remote_controlled_weapon_station] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenco_BearCat] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protector_RWS] It's stated...

  16. The Human Race vs Godzilla fight idea?

    I'm thinking about making fight between The Human Race and some variant of Godzilla. But i can't decide which Godzilla version to use in order for setup to be balanced. Version of Godzilla must be somewhere between 8-A (Iowa Battleship's full volley) and 7-B (Castle Bravo Bomb) range in order...
  17. AppleMaker

    Destruction values of bones with osteoporosis?

    Basically, is it even usable for scaling or not? And if yes, could it fall in 10-B or even 10-C category?
  18. AppleMaker

    Is this considered a bone breaking feat or no?

    Basically my father broke his arm by doing cartwheel (he don't have osteoporosis though). Should it count a street level feat or it's an anti-feat?
  19. Oiguana2701

    9-B Creature Tournament Round 1 Match 5 - Veggie Slime vs. Tyrannosaurus rex (7-2-0) (GRACE)

    The 9-B Creature Tournament: Round 1, Match 5 Rules: Speed is equalized Combatants will start 4 meters apart from each other The fight takes place in Central Park, 7 meters away from its largest body of water Veggie Slime: 7 124716.326536 Joules and 699.44833266 kg Tyrannosaurus rex: 2...
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • 9-b tournament epic battle fantasy slime (epic battle fantasy series) the real world tyrannosaurus rex tyrannosaurus rex (real world) veggie slime vs thread
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. AppleMaker

    Kaboom vs Grab grab (AppleMaker vs Poppy Playtime MC) (3-8-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker have airsoft gun, gasoline, firecrackers, matches and zippo lighter AppleMaker is 10-A, anything above 9-C is restricted The Player have grabpack 2.0 Battle takes place in a factory (neither of us have prior knowledge of it's layout) Starting distance is...
    • AppleMaker
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    • fun and games poppy playtime powerscaler the player (poppy playtime) the real world
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  21. AppleMaker

    Human fights a human sized rat (AppleMaker vs Skaven) (0-0-0)

    Considering how many keys they have, conditions of this match could be changed few times or several other matches could be made. Hope it's not a stomp though Here are the rules: Speed is not equalized (low end for Skaven) Skavenslave key is used Peak human LS is restricted AppleMaker have low...
    • AppleMaker
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    • fun and games powerscaler skavenslaves the real world warhammer fantasy
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  22. Oiguana2701

    9-B Creature Tournament Round 1, Match 4 - Duck (DHMIS) vs. Elephant (2-7-0) (GRACE)

    The 9-B Creature Tournament: Round 1, Match 4 Rules: Speed is equalized Combatants will start 4 meters apart from each other The fight takes place in Central Park, 7 meters away from its largest body of water Duck: 2 22441.77470016976 Joules and 65427.91457775439 kg Elephant: 7 125,000 and...
    • Oiguana2701
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    • 9-b tournament don't hug me i'm scared duck (don't hug me i'm scared) elephant elephant (real world) the real world vs thread
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  23. ThePrimalHunter

    A Human Vs Not A Human (Composite Human vs The Intruder) (0-3-0)

    Composite Human vs The Intruder (No, I'm Not A Human) Rules: Speed is equal Fight takes place inside of the house from "No, I'm Not A Human" Both are bloodlusted & unarmed A Human: 0 () A Visitor: 3 (Friedoil11, Employe, AppleMaker) Incon: 0 ()
    • ThePrimalHunter
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    • composite human no i'm not human the intruder (no i'm not human) the real world
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  24. AppleMaker

    "What the heck is sleep?" (AppleMaker vs Subject) (4-4-0)

    I really hope it's not a stomp, because I love making some creepypasta matches (I'm abusing the heck out of my fear resistance) and because of how thematical this is. Also I just want to test my limits of weapon/prep time skillslop Here are the rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker have a...
    • AppleMaker
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    • creepypasta fun and games powerscaler russian sleep experiment subjects (the russian sleep experiment) the real world
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  25. AppleMaker

    Mario fan vs Sonic fan (AppleMaker vs The_Axiom_Of_Virgo) (0-0-0)

    I'll take this down, if you're against this match, @The_Axiom_of_Virgo Rules: Speed is not equalized (low end speed for AppleMaker though) AppleMaker have low-end 9-C durability (328 joules), overall both are 10-A physically Both have 3 hours of prep time Everything above 9-C is restricted...
  26. Elephanth

    Stone Walls vs Stone Wall (Elephanth & AppleMaker vs 128 Ton Stone Wall) (0-0-0)

    Rules: 128 Ton Stone Wall can’t break itself by falling down 128 Ton Stone Wall can move on its own by falling down, then getting up on the other side than it fell down on 128 Ton Stone Wall knows where me and AppleMaker are via vibrations in the ground Elephanth has 9-B Viking axe and...
  27. AppleMaker

    Creep, but if Aaron drawn the line earlier (AppleMaker vs Josef) (3-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized Both have 9-C dura (high end for AppleMaker) AppleMaker have a spear (basically metal pipe + knife) Josef have an axe Starting distance is 7 meters "You're giving furries a bad name": 3 (@Nonynho); (@AlexSamDen); (@LegendariumOfLies) Striking strength scales to...
    • AppleMaker
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    • creep (verse) josef (creep) powerscaler the real world
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  28. AppleMaker

    "WHO TF REVIVED A T-REX?!?!" (AppleMaker vs Tyrannosaurus Rex) (3-0-0)

    Well, 2025 was insane, but 2026 started off by someone de-extincting a fricking TYRANNOSAURUS in some random village near my city so I'm one of the first potential victims of that thing Here are the rules: Speed is not equalized I have 2 hours of prep time (could be increased/decreased if it's...
    • AppleMaker
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    • fun and games powerscaler the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Fun and Games

  29. Fish Speed upgrade?

    I noticed that speed stats for real world ambush predatory fish such as Groupers and Lates Perches are quite rare. Can we use this document to upscale their speeds (Using BL/s)? https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/eff.12009 The abstract said: I want to see whether we would have...
  30. AppleMaker

    Godzilla vs Kong, but it's real (Gorilla vs Komodo dragon) (0-0-0)

    I'm kinda worried it could get into stomp territory, but if it's fair - I'll ask to move this to versus threads Anyways, here are the rules: Speed is equalized Both are 9-C Starting distance is 5 meters Closest thing to Godzilla in 21th century: Closest thing to Kong in 21th century: They...
  31. Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh

    French Bulldog vs Archaeopteryx | The Modern Era vs The Jurassic Period | 7-0-0 GRACE

    Fight Location: A Backyard At Night French Bulldog: McFriesGuy075, Joaco0902, Oiguana2701, Deadguy999, AyOgUyS, Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh, AThe1412 Archaeopteryx: Incon:
  32. AppleMaker

    Flawed vs "Perfect" (AppleMaker vs Patrick Bateman) (1-3-0)

    Yes, I'm fighting him again, since my recent AP buff could make it more even Rules: Speed is equalized All equipment is restricted for both Starting distance is 10 meters Both are 10-A Both are Bloodlusted "Nothing is perfect, nobody is perfect. Including you": 1 (@AppleMaker) "I want to stab...
    • AppleMaker
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    • american psycho patrick bateman powerscaler the real world
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  33. AppleMaker

    "I will burn this house down" (AppleMaker vs Jeff, Pastra's rewrite) (1-4-0)

    I never used 9-A prep time in matches, so this time I'm gonna fight a guy who also have 9-A prep time. Let's see who takes this Both have 9-A prep time (2 days) Both know each other's houses Speed is equalized Everyone have all their equipment Battle can take place anywhere (depends how prep...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • fc/oc jeff the killer (pastra's rewrite) powerscaler the real world
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  34. AppleMaker

    Kicker bird fights a Grappler bird (Secretary bird vs Harpy eagle) (0-3-0)

    Previously I wanted to make Shoebill matchup, but it was way too fast (I want to thank those who made their profile, you're the best) for Secretary bird and build advantage. So let's see who's fighting style would counter other's. Here are the rules: Speed is not equalized Both are 10-C Battle...
  35. AppleMaker

    "We love trash" (Animal gang vs Trash and the gang) (0-0-0)

    Ngl, I feel like this matchup was a stomp, due to some Trash and the gang members team 9-C dura, number advantage and immortality. So I decided to make it 3v3 and see how it goes. Here are the rules Animal team is consists of Raccoon, Opossum and Coyote Animal team is 10-C Both teams are...
    • AppleMaker
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    • animals coyote five nights at freddy's fnaf raccoon the real world trash and the gang virginia opossum
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  36. AppleMaker

    Dog in the hat fights a coyote, but here's a twist... (Trxce vs Coyote) (2-2-2)

    After fighting VSBW AppleMaker, I noticed that Trxce's Dog in the hat iey is way too underused, so I decided to fix that, here are the rules: Coyote is 10-B Speed is not equalized Trxce in his dog in the hat key The outcome and which dogs he turns into relies solely on YOU. To clarify this you...
  37. AppleMaker

    Powerscaler tries bounty-hunting (AppleMaker vs Tanner) (10-0-2)

    I picked up a wanted poster of some random criminal and decided to find him since I became broke, because I wasted too much money on fireworks and gasoline (previously I fought one haxless 9-A entity). After days of search I found him lurking around and tried to sneak up on him, he went to...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • fun and games horror indie horror games powerscaler tanner the real world
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  38. AppleMaker

    Powerscaler fights a Youtuber REMATCH (AppleMaker vs Avocado MrBeast) (3-0-0)

    Basically that's a remake of that matchup, since I've got AP upgrade and this match became somewhat closer. Let's see how much it would change Rules: AppleMaker have 10-A AP and 9-C Dura Mr Beast is 9-C All weapons and equipment are restricted Speed is not equalized Both are bloodlusted All...
    • AppleMaker
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    • fc/oc mrbeast mrbeast (avocado animations) powerscaler the real world youtube
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Fun And Games
  39. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers vs Fiction part 51: RanaProGamer vs Jesse Pinkman (0-4-0)

    Rules: Rtxthegamer is revived Battle takes place in Rana's house Jesse have 9-c equipment Starting distance is 5 meters Guy who defeated Jeff The Killer: Guy who defeated KieranH10: 4 (@Qurbonboev); (@AppleMaker); (@Oiguana2701); (@Kazuma_kuwabara) Incon:
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • breaking bad jesse pinkman powerscaler the real world tournament
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  40. AppleMaker

    "That's why apples are stronger than ice" AppleMaker AP revision

    Basically it's my sequel to my previous CRT. Before that my AP estimates were relying on hypothetical KE, which could be inaccurate due to lack of proper methods to measure my arm's weight and combat speed. So this time I decided to scale my AP via actual feats and froze 1 liter of water so I...
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