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principal skinner

  1. Jason_Courne

    The Simpsons: 8-A and General Upgrade thread

    Homer tanks a nuclear meltdown (196 tons of tnt) Credit to @TheShape03 for creating the calculation Wiggum tanks an APC getting pulverized (.3 tons of tnt) Skinner tanks his car getting vaporized (3.36 tons of tnt Bart tanks a shockwave (729 tons of tnt) Homer lifts a boulder recalc (8.3 metric...
  2. Taizo_Stimpy1

    Steamed Hams but with Patrick Star

    Patrick: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Skinner: Ah, Patrick Star, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Both are 9-A Both are in Base form Patrick will have his Lazer Pants The Fight takes place in a SpongeBob episode called "Steamed Patties"...
  3. Stillwinston

    A Principal fights a Mob Boss

    Thought about giving this a go, always down to give Skinner a match after all. So Kingpin has been invited by Skinner for an unforgettable luncheon, turns out though the principal was well aware of the man's criminal dealings and decides to beat him down. Speed is equalised, both start 2...
  4. Soupywolf5

    Rematch of Legends!

    Son Goku vs. Principal Skinner (Again) Speed is Equalized, this is 21st Budokai Goku with Oozaru restricted, the combatants start 10 meters apart Glukose Skim Milk 1 (GoCommitDi) Inconclusive: VS.
  5. Buttersamuri

    Skinner returns for a rematch

    Alrighty. This fight had been done before. But both have gotten different updates in skill, power, and other such things. As well, the reasons before had a few issues. So a quick rematch to discuss it with new details. Speed is equal Both start in range That's all, who wins? Principal...
  6. DontTalkDT

    8-C Tournament Match 1 (Principal Skinner vs Rabbit (Juuni Taisen: Zodiac War))

    Principal Skinner vs Rabbit (Juuni Taisen: Zodiac War) 8-C Versions Rabbit doesn't get his Standard Equipment Zombies Speed Equal SBA Otherwise Votes SKINNER: Rabbit: Hub, Tree
  7. The_Wright_Way

    Aizawa has an unforgettable luncheon

    Eraserhead vs Principal Skinner Skinner is being screened as a potential teacher for UA. To discuss the logistics of Skinner teaching in Japan, Skinner invites Aizawa over to a luncheon at his house. Skinner burns the toast and runs off to by Krusty Burgers to try and save the luncheon. The...
  8. Stillwinston

    Principal Skinner vs Chizome Akaguro

    This is probably a very bad idea, but let's try it. Always up for making Skinner matches. So Skinner gets word about Stain and what he tried to do to Deku and co, as any good principal he cares for the future generations. He invites Stain for an unforgettable luncheon and it comes to blows...
  9. Gf7tvtvfvtfyvfvfvfvfvfv

    Principal Skinner serves an unforgettable luncheon to your favourite character

    Principal Skinner invites your favourite charcter to his house for a luncheon Skinner has to impress them with his cooking skills your favourite character cannot do anything to harm skinner if his food burns he's allowed to order food from krusty burger thanks to Stillwinston for inspiring...
  10. Stillwinston

    Principal Skinner vs Lucas Lee

    Remembered this idea, might as well give it a shot. Plot: Lucas is doing a skateboarding shoot in town, Bart skips class to go. Skinner takes issue and decides to batter Lucas. Speed is equalised, SBA otherwise Skinner cooks an unforgettable luncheon: 4 Lucas skates to victory: 0 Incon: 0...
  11. The_Smashor

    Principal Skinner vs Dire

    JJBA may or may not be getting upgraded to 8-B again, so if they are then one last hurrah for Simpsons vs JoJo fights Rules: Speed Equalized. Otherwise SBA. You fell for it fool!: Steamed Hams: Inconclusive:
  12. Sans2345

    Browncoat Zombie has a unforgettable luncheon

    Both 8-C speed equalized win via by death, incap, or KO SBA both are in-character Skinner: 7 (Christian Higdon) (Buttersamurai) (Robot972) (Agletonwiki) (Walker21232123) (Megamaster20) (Zark2099) Browncoat Zombie: 0 Incon: 0 VS
  13. Stalker_Maggot

    Chelshia has a unforgettable luncheon

    Chelshia vs Principal Skinner Both are 8-C (duh) Speed equalized SBA Chelshia: 7 Principal Skinner: Incon:
  14. Stillwinston

    Principal Skinner vs Jonathan Joestar

    Well Simpsons upgrades happened, let's put it through the paces. This is prolly a bad idea but hey I like these two. Basically they met for dinner and it came to blows. Speed is equalised, this is Post Deep Pass Overdrive Jonathan being used. Both start 2 metres apart and the fight takes place...
  15. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Simpsons vs family guy

    insert steamed hams* Skinner vs Joe as the crippletron both at least 8-C characters Both bloodlusted Skinner will have his gun from who shot mr burns fight takes place outside of springfield elementry Joe: Skinner:
  16. Buttersamuri

    Mr. Bean has an unforgettable Luncheon

    "Egads! My roast is ruined!" Seymour cried out in anguish as he looked at his flaming oven. He looks out the window and sees Mr. Bean pulling food from his pockets and creating a delectable sandwich. "But if, What if I were to steal this mans lunch and disguise it as my own cooking. Oh...
  17. Stalker_Maggot

    Shrek has an unforgettable luncheon (GRACE)

    Shrek (DreamWorks) vs Principal Skinner Plot: After Shrek has become King, he decided to invite all the villagers nearby for a festivel. Skinner decides to go to the festival with his steamed hams. But Shrek, that clever ogre, points out how the steamed hams are krusty burgers. After that...
  18. The_Wright_Way

    Turnabout Luncheon

    "Egads! My roast is ruined!" Seymour cried out in anguish as he looked at his flaming oven. "If the Superintendent finds out I can't cook, then he'll think I'm incompetent. I'll be fired!" Suddenly a smug smirk spread acrossed his lips. "But what if, he doesn't find out. Because he won't live...
  19. Buttersamuri

    You know, These hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they make down at Hank Hills house

    "Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" Chalmers gave a dismissive grunt as he pushed past Skinner and sat down. Skinner opened the door to his kitchen and saw the oven was on fire. Skinner alarmed and let's out a gasp before opening the...
  20. The_Wright_Way

    Kool Hams ~ Skinner vs Kool-Aid Man

    "Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" Chalmers gave a dismissive grunt as he pushed past Skinner and sat down. Skinner opened the door to his kitchen and saw the oven was on fire "Oh no!" Chalmers looked up and also saw the fire. "Oh no!"...
  21. GyroNutz

    Seymour steams some more hams

    Still not Meat Boy. This is a redo of the old version. This is Meat from Mortal Kombat vs Principal Skinner. Here is the old thread for those who are curious. Skinner is armed with a machete, and speed is equal Who wins and why? Meat: Skinner: Inconclusive:
  22. The_Wright_Way

    Goku has an unforgettable luncheon

    "Boy, I sure am hungry." Kid Goku said while taking a casual stroll. The smell of a delicious home cooked meal was leading him to the Skinner household. "Oh wow! A delicious meal!" Goku announced happily before digging into everything Skinner's kitchen had to offer. "Oh egads! My roast is...
  23. The_man_with_the_Midas_touch

    No one has an Unforgettable Luncheon like GASTON

    The matchup of the century. are 4 dozen eggs better than a helping of steamed hams ? As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! Speed equalized
  24. Arrogant_Schmuck

    A Timid Ventriloquist Has an Unforgettable Luncheon

    Not the slightest bit thematic but Idk who would be for these girls Nono Natsume vs Principal Skinner Win via KO, incapacitation, or death. SPEED EQUALIZED Nono's AP: 15 megajoules Skinner's AP: 14.3 megajoules
  25. Christian_Higdon

    Skinner vs Yosafire

    Both are 9-B. Speed Equal. Battle is in Springfield Elementary. Win via KO or death. Who wins? Demon: 0 Seymour: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  26. Stillwinston

    I thought we were having steamed krabs.......

    Another manly showdown here, probably a stomp but its too damn funny to not at least discuss. Speed is equal, both are 9-B and Krabs is the same height as Skinner. Skinner - 0 Krabs - 7 Incon - 0
  27. The_Wright_Way

    Saitama has an unforgettable luncheon

    "Oh no! My roast is ruined!" Seymour yelled in horror as looked into the oven. He quickly slammed the door shut and looked out the window. There, he saw Saitama walking by, carrying his lunch. "But what if, I stole his lunch and disguised it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish...
  28. Christian_Higdon

    Memed Hams: Skinner vs Baldi

    Speed Equal. Both are in-character. Battle is in an elementary school. Who wins? Steamed: 2 Meemed: 0 Inconclusive: 0 His only wins were against a character that got banned and a small girl. Feels bad man. Aah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable...
  29. GyroNutz

    Seymour tries to steam some ham(s)

    Because Meat Boy kinda stomps This is Meat from Mortal Kombat vs Principal Skinner Skinner is armed with a machete Who wins and why? Meat: Skinner: 7 Inconclusive:
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