8-C Tournament Match 1 (Principal Skinner vs Rabbit (Juuni Taisen: Zodiac War))

[DontTalkDT]

Principal Skinner vs Rabbit (Juuni Taisen: Zodiac War)

8-C Versions

Rabbit doesn't get his Standard Equipment Zombies

Speed Equal

SBA Otherwise

Votes

• SKINNER:
• Rabbit:

Hub, Tree

 

[Necromercer]

Hmm..From what I know abut the Rabbit, they should have this one, due their Hax and AP edge. (I think)

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

There is no possible way for Skinner to rip the rabbit to so many pieces to be unable to be hurt by it's moving parts.

Rabbit also just stabs a few times and wins.

So yeah, pretty sure the principal gets stomped.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

I mean without his zombies Rabbit himself doesn't have much hax, just insane survivability via seld-zombification

 

[The_Impress]

Yeah, Rabbit has the AP, Skill and Ability advantage, and while Skinner does have Pressure Points, Rabbit counters that with Acrobatics and Range

 

[The_pen_or_the_sword]

While true its more then enough to outlast skinner and dice him to pieces, unless Im missing something.

 

[Antoniofer]

Yeah, Ricsi sums up the battle pretty well, Skinner can injure Rabbit enough to ultimately incapacitate him, plus Rabbit have blades.

 

[Ionliosite]

So... stomp?

 

[Necromercer]

so, Rabbit moves on? Once we get enough votes.

 

[Antoniofer]

I think we practially have 7 votes here, now is more to determinate if this is an stomp or not (I would lead that it is).

 

[Necromercer]

yeah. I would say that this is a big stomp.

 

[Ionliosite]

Well, next match.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

I mean Rabbit has to physically kill himself in order to activate necromantist, its not passive

 

[Moritzva]

lol next match

 

[DontTalkDT]

Pffff... everyone voting Rabbit misses critical points.

Skinner is one of the Simpsons characters that have been seen smoking. (According to the wiki)

Therefore it is reasonable to assume that he has cigarettes around. Why is that relevant? Well, secondary smoking can lead to respiratory problems or even cardiac problems in rabbits.

Skinner, having an IQ of over 131, would of course immediately realize this and start smoking 3 cigarettes at once.

Now you may ask: Wouldn't Rabbit just kill Skinner before the smoke damage kills him?

The answer is: He can't. You see rabbits have very limited color Vision. They especially can't see red, which means that yellow and green looks the same for them (as yellow is a mixture of red and gree). So Skinner's yellow skin blends in perfectly with the green background of central park making him practically invisible. Hence all he needs to do is get naked and Rabbit will have no way of harming Skinner.

Skinner absolutely stomps.

Ok, to be serious, Rabbit should advance. Next match soon.

 

[Necromercer]

Lol. Makes sense tho.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

I nominated Skinner as a joke but I didn't expect him to get completely destroyed in the first round.

 

[DontTalkDT]

Next Match.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Real talk does usagi get skinner as a zombie now? ovo

 

[Nico-v11]

And Skinner gets demolished

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

Joke about steamed hams