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Homer tanks a nuclear meltdown (196 tons of tnt)
Credit to @TheShape03 for creating the calculation
Wiggum tanks an APC getting pulverized (.3 tons of tnt)
Skinner tanks his car getting vaporized (3.36 tons of tnt
Bart creates a shockwave (2.8 kilotons of tnt)
Bart tanks a portion of said...
Patrick: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Skinner: Ah, Patrick Star, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Both are 9-A
Both are in Base form
Patrick will have his Lazer Pants
The Fight takes place in a SpongeBob episode called "Steamed Patties"...
Thought about giving this a go, always down to give Skinner a match after all.
So Kingpin has been invited by Skinner for an unforgettable luncheon, turns out though the principal was well aware of the man's criminal dealings and decides to beat him down.
Speed is equalised, both start 2...
Son Goku vs. Principal Skinner (Again)
Speed is Equalized, this is 21st Budokai Goku with Oozaru restricted, the combatants start 10 meters apart
Glukose
Skim Milk 1 (GoCommitDi)
Inconclusive:
VS.
Alrighty. This fight had been done before. But both have gotten different updates in skill, power, and other such things. As well, the reasons before had a few issues. So a quick rematch to discuss it with new details.
Speed is equal
Both start in range
That's all, who wins?
Principal...
Principal Skinner vs Rabbit (Juuni Taisen: Zodiac War)
8-C Versions
Rabbit doesn't get his Standard Equipment Zombies
Speed Equal
SBA Otherwise
Votes
SKINNER:
Rabbit:
Hub, Tree
Eraserhead vs Principal Skinner
Skinner is being screened as a potential teacher for UA. To discuss the logistics of Skinner teaching in Japan, Skinner invites Aizawa over to a luncheon at his house. Skinner burns the toast and runs off to by Krusty Burgers to try and save the luncheon. The...
This is probably a very bad idea, but let's try it. Always up for making Skinner matches.
So Skinner gets word about Stain and what he tried to do to Deku and co, as any good principal he cares for the future generations. He invites Stain for an unforgettable luncheon and it comes to blows...
Principal Skinner invites your favourite charcter to his house for a luncheon Skinner has to impress them with his cooking skills your favourite character cannot do anything to harm skinner if his food burns he's allowed to order food from krusty burger
thanks to Stillwinston for inspiring...
Remembered this idea, might as well give it a shot.
Plot: Lucas is doing a skateboarding shoot in town, Bart skips class to go. Skinner takes issue and decides to batter Lucas.
Speed is equalised, SBA otherwise
Skinner cooks an unforgettable luncheon: 4
Lucas skates to victory: 0
Incon: 0...
JJBA may or may not be getting upgraded to 8-B again, so if they are then one last hurrah for Simpsons vs JoJo fights
Rules: Speed Equalized. Otherwise SBA.
You fell for it fool!:
Steamed Hams:
Inconclusive:
Both 8-C
speed equalized
win via by death, incap, or KO
SBA
both are in-character
Skinner: 7 (Christian Higdon) (Buttersamurai) (Robot972) (Agletonwiki) (Walker21232123) (Megamaster20) (Zark2099)
Browncoat Zombie: 0
Incon: 0
VS
Well Simpsons upgrades happened, let's put it through the paces. This is prolly a bad idea but hey I like these two. Basically they met for dinner and it came to blows.
Speed is equalised, this is Post Deep Pass Overdrive Jonathan being used. Both start 2 metres apart and the fight takes place...
insert steamed hams* Skinner vs Joe as the crippletron both at least 8-C characters
Both bloodlusted
Skinner will have his gun from who shot mr burns
fight takes place outside of springfield elementry
Joe:
Skinner:
"Egads! My roast is ruined!" Seymour cried out in anguish as he looked at his flaming oven. He looks out the window and sees Mr. Bean pulling food from his pockets and creating a delectable sandwich. "But if, What if I were to steal this mans lunch and disguise it as my own cooking. Oh...
Shrek (DreamWorks) vs Principal Skinner
Plot:
After Shrek has become King, he decided to invite all the villagers nearby for a festivel. Skinner decides to go to the festival with his steamed hams. But Shrek, that clever ogre, points out how the steamed hams are krusty burgers. After that...
"Egads! My roast is ruined!" Seymour cried out in anguish as he looked at his flaming oven. "If the Superintendent finds out I can't cook, then he'll think I'm incompetent. I'll be fired!" Suddenly a smug smirk spread acrossed his lips. "But what if, he doesn't find out. Because he won't live...
"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" Chalmers gave a dismissive grunt as he pushed past Skinner and sat down. Skinner opened the door to his kitchen and saw the oven was on fire. Skinner alarmed and let's out a gasp before opening the...
"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" Chalmers gave a dismissive grunt as he pushed past Skinner and sat down. Skinner opened the door to his kitchen and saw the oven was on fire "Oh no!" Chalmers looked up and also saw the fire. "Oh no!"...
Still not Meat Boy. This is a redo of the old version.
This is Meat from Mortal Kombat vs Principal Skinner. Here is the old thread for those who are curious.
Skinner is armed with a machete, and speed is equal
Who wins and why?
Meat:
Skinner:
Inconclusive:
"Boy, I sure am hungry." Kid Goku said while taking a casual stroll. The smell of a delicious home cooked meal was leading him to the Skinner household. "Oh wow! A delicious meal!" Goku announced happily before digging into everything Skinner's kitchen had to offer. "Oh egads! My roast is...
Not the slightest bit thematic but Idk who would be for these girls
Nono Natsume vs Principal Skinner
Win via KO, incapacitation, or death. SPEED EQUALIZED
Nono's AP: 15 megajoules
Skinner's AP: 14.3 megajoules
Another manly showdown here, probably a stomp but its too damn funny to not at least discuss.
Speed is equal, both are 9-B and Krabs is the same height as Skinner.
Skinner - 0
Krabs - 7
Incon - 0
"Oh no! My roast is ruined!" Seymour yelled in horror as looked into the oven. He quickly slammed the door shut and looked out the window. There, he saw Saitama walking by, carrying his lunch. "But what if, I stole his lunch and disguised it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish...
Speed Equal.
Both are in-character.
Battle is in an elementary school.
Who wins?
Steamed: 2
Meemed: 0
Inconclusive: 0
His only wins were against a character that got banned and a small girl. Feels bad man.
Aah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable...
Because Meat Boy kinda stomps
This is Meat from Mortal Kombat vs Principal Skinner
Skinner is armed with a machete
Who wins and why?
Meat:
Skinner: 7
Inconclusive: