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patrick bateman

  1. Flashlight237

    Walter White vs Patrick Bateman

    So yeah, gonna pit two of the most memed characters these days: Walter White and Patrick Bateman. According to the weaknesses section, Walter White is a bit of an unstable wreck. Luckily for him, so is Patrick Bateman, although the problem is Bateman can use that to his advantage. Other than...
  2. ThePrimalHunter

    A Sigma vs A Knockoff KFC Manager (Patrick Bateman vs Gustavo Fring) (0-0-0)

    Patrick Bateman vs Gustavo Fring Ground Rules: Patrick has a knife Gustavo has a boxcutter Speed is equal Fight takes place in a Taco Bell with the lights off Patrick starts outside the front door, Gus starts in the kitchen Both have prior knowledge Who Wins? Is A Metaphor For Being A...
  3. SpiteBattles

    Pastra's Jeff the Killer vs Patrick Bateman - "Psychos Smiling with Human Skin"

    -Speed is equalized. -The fight occurs in an empty alleyway, 10 meters apart, with no line of sight. -Jeff has all his standard equipment (except Gasoline), while Patrick only has his knives and a fire axe. -Both are in-character, but want to win. "I had spent so long trying to pin a reason on...
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    • american psycho jeff the killer jeff the killer (pastra's rewrite) patrick bateman
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  4. Employe

    Patrick Bateman Iq and Lifting strength downgrade

    His current justification sounds like it: Intelligence: Gifted (Graduated from Harvard Law School, skilled serial killer and extreme manipulator. Knows how to get away with many crimes. He’ll plan ahead to try and cover his tracks via planting evidence as well as hiding his tracks) The problem...
  5. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) A doggy defends against a psychopath (Kangal Dog vs Patrick Bateman)

    Patrick is trying to kill a dude, but the dog steps in to protect it's owner. Notes needed: Kangals are as long as, if not longer than an average person's height when standing up Conditions: Speed is equal Anything above 10-A is restricted SBA in other conditions unspecified. No, this is...
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    • american psycho kangal dog patrick bateman the real world (verse) versus threads
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. King_Dom470

    Joe Goldberg fights... Himself??? (0-7-0) GRACE

    Rules: Joe has a mallet Battle takes place in Patricks apartment Patrick Bateman has a knife SBA for everything else Sigma🗿: Stalker: (MarkGoldbridge, Spectra_Schiffer, King_Dom470, Amon.vl, AThe1412, Mariogoods, Accelerated_Evolution) Incon:
  7. DeltaStriker22

    American Psycho vs Dragon Boy (0-8-0) *Grace*

    Patrick Bateman vs Ryuuen Kakeru Rules: Speed equalised. Location: Classroom Starting Distance: 5 meters 42 hours prep time. Ryuuen has poisoned Patrick. Patrick has all his equipment and initially starts with his chainsaw. Both are in character but willing to kill. Patrick AP: Street Level...
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    • american psycho classroom of the elite patrick bateman ryuuen kakeru youkoso jitsuryoku shijou shugi no kyoushitsu e
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  8. akasakelucilfer

    Ayanokouji vs Patrick Bateman

    Location: Abandoned Factory @ Midnight Starting Distance: 10 Meters Both have all Equipment Speed Equalized 24 Hour Preparation Advanced Nurturing High School key Fight to Death Patrick: Ayanokouji: 2 @DeltaStriker22, @akasakelucilfer Inconclusive: 3 @Cimafranca133,@ShionAH, @BrackishBrineBroth
  9. BigSmoke4269

    american psycho crt

    you guys may not have noticed but patrick bateman is an unreliable narrator all the evidence of his crimes disappears with no explanation, he stabs a child to death in public without any problems, an atm machine tells him to feed it a cat, he gets away with a public killing spree (including the...
  10. Arrogant_Schmuck

    No Country For Sigma Males

    Patrick Bateman vs Anton Chigurh They're in a hotel and start the fight in different rooms but on the same floor. Bateman has a glock and a fire ax; Chigurh has all his standard equipment. I'll switch things up if it makes it fairer. Win via incapacitation or death.
  11. DimeUhDozen

    Wednesday Meets Her Idol (Grace)

    I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE: AbaddonTheDisappointment, Peppersalt43, Dragonite007, Imaginym, Jojo123, TheKillerYT, TheAlmightyWholesome, Artorimachi_Meteoraft (8) You Like Huey Lewis And The News?: Incon:
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    • american psycho patrick bateman wednesday wednesday addams
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  12. Vizer04

    Misato fights a serial killer (GRACE)

    Both have access to 9-C weapons. Misato Katsuragi: 8 (@Lonkitt, @Peppersalt43, @jojo123, @CoreOfimBalance(COB), @Noneless21, @Vizer04, @Jackythejack and @JustANormalLemon) Patrick Bateman: Inconclusive:
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    • american psycho misato katsuragi neon genesis evangelion patrick bateman
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. Comiphorous

    Yoshikage Kira vs Patrick Bateman "Morioh Psycho"

    Yoshikage vs Bateman Both are 10-A (Yoshikage Kira key) Speed equalized Battle takes place in a hotel room 5 meters away from each other Psycho: Killer: Erm... i forgor???: 1 (CrackerVolley)
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    • american psycho jojo's bizarre adventure patrick bateman yoshikage kira
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. ThePrimalHunter

    Meth Cooker vs Serial Killer (Heisenberg vs Patrick Bateman) (0-5-1)

    As I said in this match, whoever won that fight would get to fight Walter White because I just kind of felt like it. Patrick won that fight, so here is his round 2 Speed is Equal Patrick has a knife, a fire axe, and a Glock Pistol Walter has all of his Season 4 equipment They both start 5m...
  15. ThePrimalHunter

    A Sigma Male fights a Clown (7-0-4)

    Patrick Bateman vs The Joker (2019) Connection: I found both of these characters really well made, but I hated the movies that they were both from. The internet also kind of ruined both of them when people started idolizing the characters dispite the fact that they were both made to not be...
  16. Vizer04

    Sigma male fights a nameless monster (0-0-0)

    Battle conditions 1. The battle takes place at Camp Crystal Lake. 2. Anything above 9-C is restricted. 3. They are in character but willing to kill. 4. Both have a day of preparation and knowledge of each other. 5. Starting distance is 200 meters, they are unaware of each other's initial...
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    • american psycho johan liebert monster patrick bateman
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. Peppersalt43

    10-A, 9-C with Weapons Tournament. Round 1 Match 5. Fencer vs Patrick Bateman

    Too angry to die : 7 Is not really here : 0 Incon : 0 Patrick only has a fire axe Speed equalized Fight takes place in the Colosseum, 10 meters apart
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    • fencer patrick bateman tournament tournaments trevor henderson mythos
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. Propellus

    Removing 9-B rating from Patrick Bateman

    His current page has his AP listed as Street level to Wall level with weapons (Chainsaws, Machete, Various Knives, Ice Pick, Fire Axe, Various Hand Guns, etc), But here's the problem, what weapon of these are even 9-B to begin with? Literally all of these weapons are 9-C. And that 9-B rating...
  19. Shmooply

    Let's see Paul Allen's CRT (American Psycho revision)

    Patrick's profile confuses me. Besides the obvious lack of scans, there are other things about the profile that bother me. Bateman doesn't actually own multiple handguns; he uses a revolver once in the novel, and some random glock in the movie. Which brings me to my biggest gripe with the...
  20. BigSmoke4269

    Dexter Morgan VS Patrick Bateman

    they kill people :) dexter has his standard equipment. patrick has his knives, a fire axe, and a gun both start a meter away from each other speed is equal the funny murderer: the funny murderer murderer: 7 the funny murderer and the funny murderer murderer both get murdered:
  21. SpiteBattles

    Patrick Bateman vs Daniel Lamb (American Psycho vs Manhunt)

    After some plot that im lazy to type in,they both got into a fight. •Both have an hour of prep •Speed equal •They only have ONE their 9C melee equipment of their choice •Takes place in Madd Dogg’s crib from GTA san andreas,Patrick is in the house while Daniel is outside Dr Lamb: A American...
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    • american psycho daniel lamb manhunt patrick bateman tier 9 vsbattles
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  22. SheevShezarrine

    Patrick Bateman vs Bill Wilson

    Dubs Guy vs CIA "You're a big guy" "You're a f**king ugly bitch" Bill Wilson managed to get a reservation at Dorsia, making Bateman bloodlusted Speed not equalized Both get a pistol and an axe
  23. HeadlessKramerGeoff777

    Two F-cked Up Serial Killers: Patrick Bateman vs Water Street Butcher

    Patrick Batema vs Water Street Butcher Rules Both have 3 days of prep Both have an axe and a butcher knife Speed is equalized and fight takes place in an abandoned house Results Pat Bateman: The Master: 1 Incon:
  24. HeadlessKramerGeoff777

    Patrick Bateman vs Phil Kerbson

    Patrick Batema vs Phil Kerbso Rules Pat has mace and a fire axe Fight takes place in a locked down appartment complex Results Not Bruce Wayne: Anger Management: Inconclusive:
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