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Yes. You read that right. With the increasing number of RP related vs threads, With our mistress and saviour, Breinhard Bheydrich, guiding my thoughts and actions, I have decided to start this thread. This is basically a sticom styled RP starring your favourite characters:

Reinhard Heydrich, as the two timing playboy husband.

BB, as the hardworking housewife

Breinhard Bheydrich, as the slutty thirsty older sister.

Simon the Digger - The little brother who everyone thinks will be a failure but grows up to become super successful.

Kirby - Spoiled bratty child who microwaves a hamster whenever something doesn't go his way.

Sans - Kid who goes around the neighborhood pranking people.

SCP-682, as the family pet.

Kiara Sessyoi, BB's MIL- I mean mother. Married to Darth Sidious

Darth Sidious , the wise old grandpa who seems nice but is secretly an ass. Married to Kiara.

The White Quee, as Reinhard's side chick. BB's childhood rival and office mate.

Mercurius, as Reinhard's second side chick. Works as YHVH's secretary.

Gilgamesh as Breinhard's rich af boyfriend.

Kharn the Betrayer, as that annoying neighbour.

He-Ma , the incredibly flamboyant neighbor whose rarely seen wearing a shirt.

YHVH, the overbearing boss Reinhard works for. Makes him work late shifts and frankly toys with him for fun.

Goku - Popular jock at school who everyone loves except for the main character.

Slaanesh - ambigiously defined (In gender) best friend of Breinhard who flirts with everyone at school. Youngest member of the Chaos (thats their last name) family.

Feel free to add anyone else that comes to mind as guest appearances. Have fun.
 
Sir Ovens said:
Kharn the Betrayer, as that annoying neighbour
KHARN
Also:

YHVH, the overbearing boss Reinhard works for. Makes him work late shifts and frankly toys with him for fun.

Darth Sidious, the wise old grandpa who seems nice at first but it secretly evil.

He-Ma, the incredibly flamboyant neighbor whose rarely seen wearing a shirt.
 
Simon the Digger - The little brother who everyone thinks will be a failure but grows up to become super successful.
 
Master Xehanort - The old uncle who everyone finds creepy and no one really likes. He also may or may not kidnap people.

Optional: He loves theater and thus does super exaggerated hand gestures.
 
The real cal howard said:
Lavos: BB's rival in the office.
"Stop complaining so much about how life sucks at work, Lavos, everyone has their problems!"

"...I never said anything."

"Exactly! You want to complain but you don't want to do anything about it! You know what, I bet you only got here by leeching at other people's work like some parasite."

"..."
 
Monarch Laciel said:
Chaos gods are those highschool students down the road
Slaanesh is the ambigiously defined (In gender) youngest sibling who flirts with everyone at school.

Khorne is the older brother who gets into fights with literally everyone at school.

Nurgle is the middle child who never cleans up after himself.

Tzeentch is the super nerdy youngest who aces every single test. Hell, he might write the tests.
 
In comes Reinhard is filmed in front of a live audience.

Late Night, 8:00PM

Reinhard: Honey I'm home!

BB: (Comes in through the kitchen door in an apron) Oh! Welcome home! I'm just getting done finishing your favorite's!

Rein: (FF7 theme goes off in his thread) Oh hell yes! (Audience laugh)

BB: Rib Eyed Steak, Mashed Potatoes in Corn, and some sweet potato. (She sits down on the other end of the table to eat with him)

Reinhard: Thanks hon, I needed this after being worked to the bone.

BB: YHVH making you work overnight shifts, thinking about what we're going to do next weekend excetra excetra, believe me I get it. (Laugh)

Rein: You know, you and I have both worked hard to support one another, you think you and I deserve a night of just us?

BB: Or a day where you and I go to the beach?

Reinhard: I'm not sure about-

BB: You'll see me in my new swim suit-

Rein: Oh yeah that sounds like a great idea!

BB: Maybe I'll invite the rest of the family, Kharn too.

Rein: Umm.....I don't kn-

BB: I'm kidding

Rein: Thank god, (Laugh) let's just hope 682 doesn't adapt to the sand and run away.

682: (Whispers in the other room where he sleeps) I heard that....

For the sake of assumption, assume the home where Family matters takes place.
 
The Everlasting said:
Monarch Laciel said:
Chaos gods are those highschool students down the road
Slaanesh is the ambigiously defined (In gender) youngest sibling who flirts with everyone at school.
Khorne is the older brother who gets into fights with literally everyone at school.

Nurgle is the middle child who never cleans up after himself.

Tzeentch is the super nerdy youngest who aces every single test. Hell, he might write the tests.
Wait, no. Better idea. Khorne should be the elderly parapleigic sociopathic father of Kharn who lives with him next door.
 
@Azzy

Resurrection is analoged by Khorne bailing Kharn out of jail every time during your previously mentioned decapitations of neighbors.

What's this make Horus tho?
 
Dio and Pucci are the gay neighbours across the street.
 
@Ever

Rebellious son of the Emperor (the school principal) who hangs out with the Chaos family to rebel against his old man
 
The dog 682 goes out and plans schemes with.
 
The equally flamboyant roommate of He-Man.
 
Ultima Reality said:
I still wonder where Cthulhu would fit in this abominable mess "sitcom"...
...My time has come. It's time to unveil the lovecraftian horror sitcom that is My Uncle Cthulhu. A story my brother and i have been developing for years...
 
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