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Kirby vs SCP-871

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Contest starts in a wide open field that stretches infinitely. Five cube kilometers of SCP-871 are placed in front of Kirby. Can Kirby eat it all fast enough to neutralize it?
 
Let's just make it an exception for Kirby. Toriko's barely human with that thing he calls a stomach anyway. Maybe up the Regenerationn factor for the cakes?

Otherwise, yeah, it's a loss for Kirby but an neverending dream of cakes for him. A win-win situation I may say.
 
So...stalemate? Kirby can't permanently eat 871 and 871...really doesn't do anything besides replicate itself.
 
The Smashor said:
Since it won't be digested in Kirby's pocket-dimention of a stomach, it won't regenerate outside of it. Kirby wins
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If the cake is unconsumed, it'll still multiply after 24 hours. This means that, assuming kirby's stomach is infinite, the cake will keep multiplying in his stomach exponentially forever. Eventually, stars and galaxies will begin forming in there, but I say that this counts as a win for Kirby. All he has to do is eat the cake and whatever flat surface it duplicates on, and the cake will be sealed away forever. Unless you count the fact that he isn't human.
 
FDrybob said:
The Smashor said:
Since it won't be digested in Kirby's pocket-dimention of a stomach, it won't regenerate outside of it. Kirby wins
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If the cake is unconsumed, it'll still multiply after 24 hours. This means that, assuming kirby's stomach is infinite, the cake will keep multiplying in his stomach exponentially forever. Eventually, stars and galaxies will begin forming in there, but I say that this counts as a win for Kirby. All he has to do is eat the cake and whatever flat surface it duplicates on, and the cake will be sealed away forever. Unless you count the fact that he isn't human.
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So inconclusive considering both of them reached their objectives without truly killing each other, right?
 
I think this counts as a win for kirby, as BFR is a valid win condition for this scenario. There are only two ways to neutralize SCP-871: BFR it, or destroy the universe/existence and nonexistence. Since Kirby can BFR it, He should be the winner imo. I can still understand the argument for inconclusive though.
 
FDrybob said:
I think this counts as a win for kirby, as BFR is a valid win condition for this scenario. There are only two ways to neutralize SCP-871: BFR it, or destroy the universe/existence and nonexistence. Since Kirby can BFR it, He should be the winner imo. I can still understand the argument for inconclusive though.
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Fair enogh then, I change my vote to Kirby
 
I count this as a win for Kirby because of the above reasons. Kirby can BFR finite cakes and then contain infinite cakes in his stomach pocket dimension.
 
Kirby isn't human so eating it won't do anything and mid godly takes care of most if not all of what Kirby could to to it
 
Actually, Kirby BFRs it to his stomach and it infinitely replicates in the infinite space for eternity.

Since eternity is much longer than A week, Kirby wins.
 
That's clear. How aren't his transmutation, existence erasure or mind hax working here?
 
I could say that the mind hax works on robots but I'm almost sure that it's not how it works. How about being frozen? If not then the cake outlives.
 
The cake isn't a living being, its not even moving or anythig, its literally just a cake. If it gets frozen it just duplicates itself
 
Saikou The Lewd King said:
How does Kirby have an infinite dimension in his stomach? Isn't that Anime-only?
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Is the anime a separate canon or something?
 
Lol at the necro.

Anyway, @WB, what examples do you have of BFR failing to work? Or that mid-Godly negs transmutation, because it doesn't.
 
Voting the cake via outliving Kirby.

@Saikou It was introduced in the anime, reinstalled in squeak squad, and said to be bottomless by Magolor.
 
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