Your Favorite Character VS A Billion Lions

[Armorchompy]

Lions get tired of stomping the Pokémon universe and decide to try and invade yours.

To make it so your character doesn't get stomped too hard, stats are equalized.

Round 1: Lions are holding back and will only rush towards your character, attacking him like the animals one might think they are.

Round 2: Lions are bloodlusted and won't be afraid of using techniques such as the Lion Ladder or the Lion Shield.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Round 1: They're holding back, sure, but there's still a billion of them, and a billion is a lot

Round 2: Bro they're gonna destroy the entire verse

 

[Armorchompy]

true

 

[Everything12]

Arceus: Pyroar is a Lion, and there is approximately over a billion Pyroars in the Infinite Pokéverse, so Arceus wins as it is 1,000,000,000+ Lions plus some other things.

 

[Armorchompy]

Arceus: Pyroar is a Lion, and there is approximately over a billion Pyroars in the Infinite Pokéverse, so Arceus wins as it is 1,000,000,000+ Lions plus some other things.

idk man, a billion is a lot of lions

 

[Armorchompy]

anyway jokes aside just say he uses his hax lol

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

Sirin snaps her fingers and teleports all the lions into a zoo in both rounds

Sheesh a billion lions that’s tough pretty sure they they just dogpile sirin I mean she’s 13 what’s she gonna do call the police?
She gets stomped even when the lions hold back

 

[Armorchompy]

I don't think there's a big enough zoo on earth

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

I don't think there's a big enough zoo on earth

She’s got spacial haxes and can mold and compress meteors into weird inorganic shapes She also stole the powers of a dude who can compress 1.4 solar masses for into the size of a small rock/coin
So she will find a way to make them fit
even if the result will be the densest object known to man

 

[Armorchompy]

that's just a black hole lmao

 

[deonment]

Just make the lions so dense that they become 0D

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

that's just a black hole lmao

I mean she can probably teleport the black hole away or make it a little less dense to surpass the Chandrasekhar limit and have them go Supernova
Maybe the easier solution is to just teleport them to the moon

 

[Andytrenom]

My favorite character is Nagisa Shiota so I think it's safe to say he thoroughly stomps the lions in 10 milliseconds flat

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

My favorite character is Nagisa Shiota so I think it's safe to say he thoroughly stomps the lions in 10 milliseconds flat

He blitzes and clap stuns all the lions

 

[Armorchompy]

stats are equalized how would he blitz

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

stats are equalized how would he blitz

Ah I see he will just stun clap one lion so hard that the others run in fear

 

[Armorchompy]

i doubt more than 0.001% of the lion would even see that

also ap is equalized too

like unironically, this character loses they straight-up don't have the stamina to kill a billion lions

 

[Darksmash]

No fictional character can even hope to win this. The lions Absolutely murderstomp

 

[Armorchompy]

True- I mean like sure this guy Anos thinks he's the cool new kid on the block but what's he gonna do against a Lion Slingshot?

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

i doubt more than 0.001% of the lion would even see that

also ap is equalized too

like unironically, this character loses they straight-up don't have the stamina to kill a billion lions

Or if the can’t just cheese the lions like just putting them on the moon

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

True- I mean like sure this guy Anos thinks he's the cool new kid on the block but what's he gonna do against a Lion Slingshot?

Lion slingshot is too haxed for Anos to deal with tbh
Seriously what’s Anos gonna do, Die?

 

[Darksmash]

Yea
And since stats are equalised that means every character's range is equalised to range of the lions which is just few feet at best. So their hax will only be able to affect few lions at a time, and one billion is a lot

 

[Armorchompy]

hadn't thought about that

Of course! But that's only to prevent lions from abusing their tier 0 range ofc

 

[Jackof_noTrades068]

hadn't thought about that

Of course! But that's only to prevent lions from abusing their tier 0 range ofc

Wait so Sirin can’t just make a mega portal and start doing Spacial BS with the Lions from there
Oh well there are always quasi black holes she can use it will just be even denser than before since it’s only a few feat in diameter now

 

[manu_zarri]

Johnny Joestar: get stomped , literally stats equalization make it impossible for johnny

Funny Valentine: definitrely going to stomp all round 1. idk at round 2, they got dimensional bypassing and resistance to probability?

The Auditor: idk tbh

VERY honorable mentions

SCP-682 (used to be my favorite SCP, not for his power though, it was because intrigued): Not even the lions with the helicopters will be able to stop him!

Tricky: hm it will kill them sooner or later in both rounds, I am convinced

there are some others but ye

 

[Armorchompy]

Funny Valentine: definitrely going to stomp all round 1. idk at round 2, they got dimensional bypassing and resistance to probability?

If it was just D4C Valentine he has a legit chance of losing, if he gets insta-killed he can't move to another body and law of large numbers means that'll likely happen.

And yeah the Lion Shield blocks any and all kinds of hax no matter how powerful it is and the Lion Slingshot does the same to defensive hax

 

[manu_zarri]

If it was just D4C Valentine he has a legit chance of losing, if he gets insta-killed he can't move to another body and law of large numbers means that'll likely happen.

And yeah the Lion Shield blocks any and all kinds of hax no matter how powerful it is and the Lion Slingshot does the same to defensive hax

I was using love train, so Funny loses at round 2 ig

 

[InfiniteCosmology]

Round 1: They're holding back, sure, but there's still a billion of them, and a billion is a lot

Round 2: Bro they're gonna destroy the entire verse

Numbers are useless in front of Venuzdonoa.

 

[deonment]

Yes but 1 billion lions is alot

 

[theultimate5105]

Numbers are useless in front of Venuzdonoa.

Venuzdonoa is useless before 1 billion lions

 

[Armorchompy]

Not numbers this big

 

[InfiniteCosmology]

Not numbers this big

You are forgetting the massive NLF related with Venuzdonoa.
"No matter how strong,infinite or eternal, Venuzdonoa destroys it. It doesn't follows any reason, nor number nor distance as things that can be reasoned returns to nothing before it, hence it is useless to think what it can do or cannot do."

Venuzdonoa is useless before 1 billion lions

If there were infinite number of lions, then it will still return to nothing before Venuzdonoa.

 

[deonment]

W*ank, One billion lions skill and ap stomp

 

[Armorchompy]

You are forgetting the massive NLF related with Venuzdonoa.
"No matter how strong,infinite or eternal, Venuzdonoa destroys it. It doesn't follows any reason, nor number nor distance as things that can be reasoned returns to nothing before it, hence it is useless to think what it can do or cannot do."

doesn't get past a Lion Shield imo

 

[Phoenks]

Subaru Natsuki: Ah shit, here we go again. (He loses both rounds extremely badly, except, many... many times over)
Garou: I don't think he's outskilling a billion lions lmao. (Both rounds)
Discord: Lions are turned into cake, balloons, and confetti. (Both rounds)
Lelouch: Unfortunately can't mind control a billion lions. (Both rounds)
Light Yagami: Would probably kill himself with the death note upon seeing the lions.

 

[Armorchompy]

Lion Shield blocks all of Discord's hax so idk

the way i see it first round is the serious-ish part of the prompt the second one is "haha lions always win"

 

[Phoenks]

Florida stomps.

 

[Armorchompy]

"Wall level (Can easily kill cape buffaloes, lions)"

 

[Oleggator]

Phoenix Wright: Bro he stomps. He tanked tiger attacks like a champ and the lion ledder technique easily countered by Wright's Stepladder technique. Who disagrees will take my objection and boot to the head.

 

[Darksmash]

Numbers are useless in front of Venuzdonoa.

You are forgetting the massive NLF related with Venuzdonoa.
"No matter how strong,infinite or eternal, Venuzdonoa destroys it. It doesn't follows any reason, nor number nor distance as things that can be reasoned returns to nothing before it, hence it is useless to think what it can do or cannot do."

You are forgetting that stats are equalised, which means it's range is the same as the lions. It will only work on like 1 lion at a time. The rest of them will stomp