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Marvel Strength and Fitness Guide (Will Not Get You Into Shape)
Medusa...that's really not appropriate.
This is another book that seems like a great idea, because every kid wants to be a superhero (if your kid doesn't, you've done a terroble job of raising them, and I'm sorry you had to find out this way). This book should theoretically act like a guide for becoming as close to a superhero as you could possibly be.
OR, it could be this totally different thing that's much, much worse.
Lifting weights is not bad for you in general, however, what the Marvel Strength and Fitness Guide fails to tell kids as they lift a deadly metal barbell above their heads is how many times they should repeat this exhausting exercise before and that they should, most definitely, always have a spotter nearby so they don't, you know, crush themselves when their arms get tired. I can't help but picture some poor kid in the 70's working out alone in his basement, only for his trusty barbell to fall on his face and disfigure him in such a way that he has no choice but to become a supervillain.
Is anyone else suddenly feeling nauseous?
Next, Marvel gets to the basic fundementals of a good workout. And that is, of course, keep going until you get sick. Forget working out at a steady pace, kids need to get in shape right now and there's no better way to do that than working out until you puke. Hell, you'll lose twice the weight, twice as fast.
It's fun to watch Marvel's gradual transition into "******* With Us" happen in real time.
This is either an exercise, or the worst guide to *********** ever.
Yeah, just stick out your tounge, bulge out your eyes, and just yell shit. That's an exercise now. Be sure to give it a try next time you're at the gym, but make sure to bring the guide so people know you're not an asshole, you're just a lunatic.
https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/1354343
Marvel Strength and Fitness Guide (Will Not Get You Into Shape)
Medusa...that's really not appropriate.
This is another book that seems like a great idea, because every kid wants to be a superhero (if your kid doesn't, you've done a terroble job of raising them, and I'm sorry you had to find out this way). This book should theoretically act like a guide for becoming as close to a superhero as you could possibly be.
OR, it could be this totally different thing that's much, much worse.
Lifting weights is not bad for you in general, however, what the Marvel Strength and Fitness Guide fails to tell kids as they lift a deadly metal barbell above their heads is how many times they should repeat this exhausting exercise before and that they should, most definitely, always have a spotter nearby so they don't, you know, crush themselves when their arms get tired. I can't help but picture some poor kid in the 70's working out alone in his basement, only for his trusty barbell to fall on his face and disfigure him in such a way that he has no choice but to become a supervillain.
Is anyone else suddenly feeling nauseous?
Next, Marvel gets to the basic fundementals of a good workout. And that is, of course, keep going until you get sick. Forget working out at a steady pace, kids need to get in shape right now and there's no better way to do that than working out until you puke. Hell, you'll lose twice the weight, twice as fast.
It's fun to watch Marvel's gradual transition into "******* With Us" happen in real time.
This is either an exercise, or the worst guide to *********** ever.
Yeah, just stick out your tounge, bulge out your eyes, and just yell shit. That's an exercise now. Be sure to give it a try next time you're at the gym, but make sure to bring the guide so people know you're not an asshole, you're just a lunatic.
