Worst Wank

[Dark649]

Country level Spider-Man via Mark of Kaine.

That's not as bad as Solar System level Spiderma for defeating Silver Carnage.

 

[TeenAngel101]

He also godstomped Fire-Lord, another herald, so it's consistent.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

He also godstomped Fire-Lord, another herald, so it's consistent.

In Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 Spider-Man says something along the lines of "uh, you do know I defeated Fire-Lord, right? like every time you kill an enemy.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Spider-Man beating Fire-Lord is like, brought up all the time in the comics as a joke.

 

[PaChi2]

"Luffy is Planet lvl because he fought Toriko in a crossover"

You mean solar system because he fought goku? ovo

 

[TeenAngel101]

@Matthew


For wankers, it's consistency.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

I want another crossover between One Piece and DB, this time set in Super.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

I want another crossover between One Piece and DB, this time set in Super.

Please no. My sister took the first one as evidence that Luffy was equal to SS3 Goku.

 

[TeenAngel101]

If you need to show an example why we don't scale from crossovers, you can use Goku vs Luffy as an example.

 

[Js250476]

Venom held his own against Superman and Carnage survived against Sentry so what's this Spidey downplay I'm hearing OvO

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Power level discrepancy aside, Venom vs Superman sounds awesome.

Also, Spider-Man himself has held his own against Superman, The Thing, Powdered Toast Man and has defeated Galactus, Dr. Doom (who was empowered by a universal+ power source) and defeated Mysterio when he was destroying multiple timelines so...

Spider-Man is insane if you count count all his outliers from all media.

 

[Js250476]

Composite Spider-Man soloing Dragon Ball gives me life

 

[TeenAngel101]

IIRC, Superman vs Venom consisted of Venom throwing outliers at Superman (I held my own against the Juggernaut!). And then he just suffocates Supes with some Symbiote goop.

 

[Js250476]

Pretty much he also hurts him with punches and throws him around like a rag doll at one point

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

IIRC, Superman vs Venom consisted of Venom throwing outliers at Superman (I held my own against the Juggernaut!). And then he just suffocates Supes with some Symbiote goop.

It kind of looks like Venom is holding Superman in a lovers embrace.

"Shut up and kiss me you fool!"

 

[Js250476]

Venom X Superman is my new OTP

 

[TeenAngel101]

Marvel vs DC was really inconsistent.

Such as Ben Reilly Spider-Man kicking Superboy's ass.

 

[Js250476]

And Spidey even remembered that in another crossover iirc or it might have been a different Spidey

 

[TeenAngel101]

And at the end of Avengers vs JLA, Hawkeye destroys Krona's machine by shooting an arrow at it.

Literally anyone could've done that. Batman could've thrown a Batarang, Cap could've thrown his shield, Thor could've thrown his hammer...

Superman could've thrown Hawkeye himself at it, and it would've had the same effect.

 

[Js250476]

That was ironic but it made me happy cause Hawkeye got the spotlight for once

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Superman could've thrown Hawkeye himself at it, and it would've had the same effect.

I'm dying.

 

[Js250476]

Anyone remember that time Superman was dual wielding Cap's shield and Mjolnir? That was badass AF

 

[HST_Master]

Anyone remember that time Superman was dual wielding Cap's shield and Mjolnir? That was badass AF

I wanna see that now

 

[TeenAngel101]

Speaking of Marvel.

High 1-A Doctor Strange, Doctor Doom, and SPIDER-MAN

http://fictionalcharacterbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Strange

http://fictionalcharacterbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Doom

http://fictionalcharacterbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Spider-Man_(Marvel_Comics)

Also, 1-A Dante:

http://fictionalcharacterbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Dante_(Devil_May_Cry)

 

[TheCosmicDreamer]

• NOTE WORK IN PROGRESS

 

[TeenAngel101]

Spider-Man's AP is High Outerverse level. Why? A WORK IN PROGRESS.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Also, his abilities include: Work in Progress and Manipulation of Pianos

 

[TheCosmicDreamer]

I want to know what an Outerversal Spider-Man even looks like.

Lifting Strenth Irrelevant ?!?

 

[TeenAngel101]

It's so Irrelevant that he struggles to lift a building.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Oh, and apparently Dante's intelligence is Nigh-Omniscient.

 

[TheCosmicDreamer]

Intelligence: Omniscient. ******* didn't stop him from going through One More Day.

 

[TheCosmicDreamer]

Who wrote this? I thought omniverse battle had problems

 

[TeenAngel101]

Apparently, some guy called The Batman Who Laughs.

Oh, here's the best part, Doom and Strange are High 1-A via scaling to Pre-Retcon Beyonder.

???

 

[Js250476]

But Doom has different Beyonders?

 

[TeenAngel101]

But why is Beyonder High 1-A?

http://fictionalcharacterbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Beyonder

WORK IN PROGRESS

 

[Lightbuster30]

But Doom has different Beyonders?

Wouldn't matter. PRB being comparable to TOAA is an outlier anyways. I think the writer who called him OP got fired for that actually.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Other WORK IN PROGRESS profiles include:

http://fictionalcharacterbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Thanos

http://fictionalcharacterbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Beyonders

http://fictionalcharacterbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Yu_Narukami

http://fictionalcharacterbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Slaanesh

 

[TheCosmicDreamer]

Immortality (Types 4,8,10,ETC),

WOT?

 

[Overlord775]

the tought robot's plot manipulation is wanked a lot

 

[Assaltwaffle]

So this Fictional Character Battles Wiki is literally just us but everyone is Tier 1 with no justification.

How is that not just blatant plagiarism? They even use many of the exact pictures we use for our characters...

I know our systems are both based on ACF Wiki, but their Tier page is a word-for-word copy-paste of our own. I mean look at this. It is exactly what we have, save 18 words. WHAT.

Edit: Looks like it is an actual PURE copy-paste of this old versio of the tiering system. Also I'm blocked even though I have never seen his site before now.