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VS Wiki Strange Fake Grail War Season 1

I sense multiple servants above me. Looks like I've finally arrived at the battlefield, and I can barely contain my excitement. For some reason I feel like I've been waiting down here for an eternity. Imagine the shocked looks on their faces when I make my grand entrance!

Fully prepared, I pop off the nearby manhole cover, leap out of it, (stylishly), open my mouth to announce my presence, and-

Get immediately torn to pieces by a large explosion.

My entire body, arms, legs, torso etc, have become the subject of a delightfully painful disintegration.

Once the explosion subsides and my body starts to reconstruct itself under an ever growing pile of rubble, who knows how deep, I take the time to gather my thoughts on the events that just transpired. First thought, Ow. Second, that attack was definitely someone's Noble Phantasm, possibly even a Broken Phantasm at that, and a powerful one. I smile to myself. If this is the type of power I can expect from the other servants in this war, my time here certainly won't be boring. Looking forward to the events yet to come, I enter spirit form and head back to the surface.
 
[Rest In Peace Drive.]

[And now a random moment with the Blahs:

"a delightfully painful disintegration" is it?

Blahssassin:(eyes gleaming) "Oh my god it's a *********!" Blahster: (irritation invisible from the outside) "you're annoying, Assassin, please die." Unknown Blah: (in what he thinks is a calming voice) "Don't fight you two, you must reform yourselves and become bet-" (one half of his body freezes while the other explodes into blood.) Unknown Blah: "See? You're already working with people you dislike! Now if it will help you reform, continue attacking me as much as you want!" Blahster and Blahssassin: (with faces of apathy and disgust respectively) Just die already!]

[Not sure why I chose to write that, anyways, I kinda wanted to try using my zabaniya to see if I could cause an air burst in his attack, oh well. Anyways, we should be closer to Heron's Tower than the shard, since that's where the Duck and Waffle is. Keep in mind I flew the plane past and away from the shard.]

[Oh, thought of this just before posting: if Andy had taken galvanism could he have argued for absorbing his own full power SK intonhimself for a more efficient version of his self firing railgun/nuke?]

The servant introduces himself as Lancer and agrees to testing ourselves on the newcomer, and at that moment Archer fully leaves the range I can track.

A few seconds after I lose track of Archer I feel a light shockwave and hear the distant sound of a large object breaking well beyond the sound barrier. Lancer looks to the sky and says:

"I'd look out if I were you Assassin"

"What?" I look to where he's pointing, then feel a strong yet distant burst of magic as a star bursts, surrounded by lightning, and a streak of light blasts towards us. Oi oi oi! The hell's that?

"Lucifer (Devil-King of the Inferno)" I'm suddenly burning.

"Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Itburnsitburnsitburnsitburnsitburns!

The fires around me begin weakening, I'll rip him to pieces! But before I act Lancer says "Sorry. I needed to get us both out of there quickly"

You think I give a ****?! …no. He's right, calm down. I grit my teeth, while looking at this hellscape of flames. But the world around us begins cracking.

"Oh my. Good thing we got out of there quickly. If that attack was powerful enough to disrupt my Marble, it would have most definitely been enough to kill us both" Lancer returns us to the normal world. Though we're no longer at ground zero.

I look around and observe the destruction. Tens of thousands must have died, but there was no suffering. How completely tasteless! I begin absorbing souls from the area. Buildings are falling into the crater and more people continue to die. At least these ones are properly suffering. In the deepest part there even seems to be some magma bubbling out of the mantle… I'll remember that for later use.

Lancer snaps me out of my thoughts, "Heh. Looks just like home. Well, not actually home. My home's a lot more peaceful. But the home I'm meant to have... well, this is a spitting image of it, hehe." My dream home has a few more people in it, though none of them would be in a situation one would call 'living'.

"What the hell was that?" I have to know, someone's curiosity is killing me.

"well... that archer you fought before? I guess he was something of a sore loser. He'd rather kill you than survive himself. And with an attack of that much mana expenditure, he's definitely dead now." What a let-down. I can't see him struggle now. I thought he'd be too scared to fight back, but I overdid it and made him too scared to let me live.

My master telepathically contacts me Assassin, what happened? The whole base shook then I had to sever our sense sharing when you were in pain, and with all footage of the area shut down we can't tell what happened.

I tell him Archer wiped a chunk of London off the map, he's dead now. Don't worry.

Oh, okay, so nothing important, I guess I'll report that. Anything else?

No, but isn't your sense sharing a bit too effective? You can turn it back on one by the way.

Yeah, I thought it might help, but I'll be fixing it now.


After I finish, Lancer chimes in. He really knows when to act. "So! I suspect that if your stunt with the airplane didn't attract any attention, that definitely did! So, I think that we should get out of here. Let's head to a place worthy of my status... Buckingham Palace!" That's right I guess we need to get going.

"Alright, but I need to do something first." As he turns to ask me what, I punch Lancer right in the cheek, he's sent rolling along the floor then slides to a stop on his back. He looks at me with a shocked expression and seems to be prepared to attack. For a moment his eyes turn red and bloodlust floods over the area. I barely stop my survival instincts that tell me to immediately kill him. His eyes quickly return to normal and his expression returns to a quizzical one. How scary~

I smile wryly at him, saying "alright, now we're even. Let's get to that palace." and begin moving. "Oh right, don't worry about any information being revealed through normal means. My master had some people take down all this area's CCTV, security cameras, and even satellite feed well before the fight started. Add the spies and double agents we have set up, and it shouldn't be possible for the mage's association or church to figure out which servants were involved in this incident, so don't worry about bounties for now."

[Edited to better match Monarch's POV]
 
[Oops. I thought the building you crashed the plane into was the Shard. Ok, crater is here , and Heron's tower is the building to have fallen in]

[Also, I just realised that using Papiyas would have made me nude... oh well, that not happening is part of the customization I guess]

"One thing first" says Assassin. I turn to ask, and her fist collides with my face. I'm knocked on my back. What the hell. Why is an Assassin so strong? I look back at her, for an instant my eyes burning red, I'll kill her how dare she make her suffer stab her burn her rip her apart burn her burn her burn her

Then my eyes fade back to normal, and I'm left wondering at the vehemence of my own thoughts. Fascinating. This vessel is affecting me.

"Alright, now we're even" she says. I stand up. Very well

She tells me not to worry about being seen or having a bounty, and we begin making our way to Buckingham Palace

[Let's wait a bit for eveyrone else's perspective of the nuking before we arrive at the Palace]
 
[You mean the galvanism thing? I didn't say anything about a self destruct button, I mean that if your last resort was firing yourself as a bullet in a railgun, I was wondering if one could theoretically electrically charge the character/bullet a lot more with Galvanism and SK together, rather than just SK, making it faster and more powerful.]

[Oh yeah, let's establish what the news is saying about the incident: news report in 3, 2, 1]

"Breaking news! Hello, this is Sean Lee here on the scene near the City of London district, and there is panic in the streets. After a series of catastrophes this morning, the entire district has been destroyed in an explosion. So far no survivors have been found within the blast radius. The estimated death toll is in the hundreds of thousands, with damages in the 10s of trillions of pounds. Authorities say that the weapon is a non-nuclear weapon of mass destruction that was detonated under the ground, so far no terrorist organizations have taken credit, but this, along with several other incidents, is being treated as an act or terrorism. The bomb is believed to be millions of times more powerful than any known nuclear weapon, and as such many nations around the world have already declared this to be a state of emergency."

"This news comes after a series of other catastrophes in the district. First, three hours ago at 5AM, there was a crash of an aeroplane into an apartment complex just outside the district." Video of an exploding plane is followed by images of a collapsed building and the wreckage of the same plane,

"Less than an hour later at about 5:50 all contact with the area surrounding Heron Tower was lost. The police reported after the event that no privately or publicly owned cameras were found to be active at the time. Though reporters were sent in no contact was ever made. A photographer managed to get pictures of the area and we have now successfully recovered them."

"The images show…" the reporter's face turns pale, and he mumbles "you've gotta be kidding me." He gulps and continues while trembling, "the scenes have an appearance of what seems like the aftermath of a war. We must warn the images are highly disturbing, viewer discretion is advised." Images of buildings and streets riddled with holes and craters and covered in blood and corpses appear on screen. "Up to the moment of the explosion, not a single survivor was found, not even the photographer who sent these pictures returned. It is unlikely that anyone in the area escaped. Please confirm the safety of your loved ones immediately. I don't think I can do this anymore." The screen returns to the normal coverage, but the reporters sitting in front of the camera are speechless.

[This isn't a POV it's just meant to establish how the news is reporting what happened. If anyone has a master or servant watching the news to learn of the battle, feel free to use any part of that you want.]
 
Wandering around the streets of London, I hear a large explosion, confirming my thoughts of Servants going to the crash, although, this means there is likely one less Servant....but I'm not so sure about fighting whoever made that explosion....

I continue wandering, of course, but I think I might want to stay away from that area, even if it's morning [considering that according to the news it's 8 AM]

[Of course, this is subject to change]
 
[@Blahblah Nah, I just comment on the fact that he got a self-destruct NP as a "normal" mean of transpotation, and cut off part of himself with each fight. Showing that he wouldn't last long anyway.]
 
"Alright!, look there is something happen in this area" Diego, master of Berserker said as he pointed at Shoreditch Park in the Map.

"Berserker! Go and check it, if it servant.......kill it! the only Winner will be me and ONLY ME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!" Diego Order Berserker as the berserker Nod and gone in the flash.

[Really or not everyone! Berserker has come to Wreck some ****!!!"]
 
[what is happening i'm in and out of laptop so i came back to see several TL;DR anyone have time to explain to a brain dead person like me :p]
 
[I'm pretty much going to go in F@#k everyone days up (and don't argue, i can :3) but came to know that everyone already go to another area soooooo]
 
[tl:dr - assassin kill gunner master, gunner flee, lancer team with assassin, gunner suicide attack lancer and assassin (and caster by collateral) and destroy a large portion of london, assassin and lancer head to Buckingham palace, Berserker gets sent to the wrong place, Saber is steering clear of any danger with clairvoyance]

[edit: I can take you Hizack. Bring it on]
 
Once I reach the surface I admire the massive amounts of destruction that surround me. It would have been nice to be able to watch the scene unfold from a distance, but I'm glad to have been able to experience it first hand too.

"Hmm... But it really would have been nice to see the blast from far away..."

As I contemplate the pros and cons of each way to experience such an attack, I begin turning all of the corpses I can find in the area into my personal legion of Horrors , and send them underground into the sewers to patrol the area around the hideout.

Once finished, I decide to return as well. I may not have gotten to kill any servants, but at least now I don't have to sacrifice Almo and his whole family as summoning material... Well, I don't have to.
 
[erm, Zack… I don't know how to tell you this, but the four of us didn't leave Shoreditch Park… cause we were never there in the first place. The whole thing happened over near Heron Tower in the city of London area.]
 
[Don't worry Hizack. You'll get your chance soon enough]

As me and Assassin bound across rooftops towards Buckingham Palace, I watch the buildings past underneath us. A bank, then a shopping complex, then a church, then a - Wait. A church? I feel something, like a memory of a burn and a feeling of falling.

My eyes burn red, and I land on a roof, concrete shattering around me with the suddeness of my stop. I turn back and observe the church. St Pauls Cathedral. I extend my hand to it, and dark flame wreathes my fingers, a serpent of black fire.

Break it burn it remember what they did to you destroy it annihilate kill them obliterate it make them suffer as you suff-

I shake my head. The thoughts are gone, and my eyes return to normal.

This vessel is affecting me more than I initially suspected it would. I must hurry and win this war.

"What's up?" Assassin asks me from next to me.

"Nothing" I say, smiling. "I simply thought I sensed a servant from within that church, but it must have simply been the strong emotions felt within, soaking into the location.

"I didn't feel anything"

"Maybe I am simply more spiritual attuned than you Assassin"

"Hmmph. Hey, look. There's lots of people going in. Probably praying for people who died in that explosion. Want to kill them?"

Do it do it do it kill them burn them take them from Him

"Do so if you wish Assassin. I shall simply observe for now"

"Woo!" Assassin dives down into the church and sweeps through its doors. Moments later screams begin, and I see a dark liquid splatter against the inside of the stained glass. A dark glee fills me at the sight, and I crush it. A few souls drift out, and I snatch them up. Waste not, want not.

[This isn't your church Hizack, and I haven't sensed you]

[Also, I did a calc... and at a very low end, from that feat of reacting to Gunner's BP Drive, I have Mach 11660 reactions - that's sub-relativistic. Hooray for fanfics making even basic servants more powerful!!]
 
[Was Mach 11660 your reactions of Drive's attack speed? You had the entire time of his movement from space to Earth to react, so unless his attack was SoL or something I don't see how you'd have such high reactions.]
 
[The reaction comes from how I used my ability between him shooting down at us, and him hitting the ground.

"As I finish speaking to Assassin, I look up to see a shining star in the sky suddenly shine into existence, growing brighter and brighter with every passing second. Thousands of kilometres up, well into the exosphere. Lightning crackles around it, and it burns ever brighter.

"I'd look out if I were you Assassin"

"What?" Assassin turns to look where I'm pointing.

The star bursts, and like a bolt of light streaks towards us both.

"Lucifer (Devil-King of the Inferno)"

The borders between the Self and the World switch. In an instant me and Assassin are within my Reality Marble and the spear of light passes through the after image left behind by Assassin's sudden vanishing."

The description of "thousands of kilometres up" means at least 2000km min. The time for him to hit the ground was generously 5 seconds between "a bolt of light streaks towards us both" and "the spear of light passes through the afterimage". That means he was movving at Mach 11660 or so. And in the time between he fired himself at us and hit thr ground, I used Papiyas. Pretty sure that's reactions speed (though not combat or movement or anything)]

[Aslo, you cool with me having you massacre a church?]
 
[nah, that's just his speed, you don't scale since you had the whole timeframe of the action to react. And yeah, massacring is fine for my character.]

[Edit: Pretty sure you also calculated 20,000 km instead of 2000 even 2000km/s doesn't reach Mach 11660, 400km/s is only Mach 1166.2]
 
[Huh? 2000km is 2000,000 m, so 2000,000m / 5 seconds is ... oh son of a bitch I realised I added an extra 0 by mistake on google calculator]

[Welp]

We arrive at Buckingham Palace. I proceed to see if I can get the Queen's Guard to break formation, first by telling a joke, second by eating their souls. It worked! I then go into the palace and begin eating my way through everyone I see. The queen might have been one of them. Or she might have escaped. I don't know.
 
[Well, I was planning for Drive to be able to goes Relativistic anyway (with his BP Drive is equivalent to Antimatter Drive), but now I could said that he hold back alot.]
 
[More like already, though if you want to dig for his remain...I would said that a living NP doesn't break that easily.]
 
[It's called a Broken Phantasm for a reason Andy... and yours was a "double-Broken" Phanasm]

[Plus generally everything summoned with a servant fades away when the servant dies. So I doubt there are any remains]
 
[Yeah, just joking around. No way else a volcano is going to rise beneath the continent of England after all...]
 
[Just that huh...should have blow it up the mantle abit more. Then again, that just bring alot more con than pro for this.

Should've stop embarassing myself further.]
 
I feel myself being pulled towards something. As the sensation dies out, I open my eyes and notice that I'm on some kind of a tower overlooking a seemingly crowded bridge. I look down at myself and notice that I'm dressed in a simple Tee-shirt and tracks. I notice a spear, Diatrehkon Aster Lonkhe strapped to my back. I hold the spear in my hands and begin twirling it around. I loudly raise a question

"Who is it that summoned me?"

I look around and see a boy who looked to be about seventeen.

"Don't tell me you were the one who did..." I say.

He just stands there without replying, visibly tensed, but not scared.

"Sighs guess we got a Grail War to crash eh?"

I get to know my master.

Name : Sherlock

Experience with Magic : Minimal

Specialities : Martial Arts. National Tournament winner in Martial arts apparently. Proficient in Sword Fighting and shooting.

Build : Looks to be 5'10", weighing 80kilos. Wears loose fitting clothes.

"Mhm let's test out your skills shall we? How about a fight?"

> Moves to an alleyway

I raise my spear and motion Sherlock to raise his sword. We commence the fight. I stand still. He charges towards me, raising his sword. I sidestep his attack and see an opening. I could've knocked him out at this point but wanted to test him out. Taunting him, I walk towards him. He comes in for another slash, but at the last moment alters his course, goes onto one of his arms in an attempt to land a kick while slicing my leg. I simply place my DAL in between, and then force him into the ground while he's off balance.

"Hmm well fought" I comment on his ability to fight ; "For a human" I add.

I offer my arm for him to get up, he grins and takes it. I explain my abilities to him.

"Soooo...What is your plan, <Master> Mine?"


[What can Sea Of Life do in this particular war? And can someone bring me up to speed asap? Thanks]
 
[Hm...let just said right now a nuke have been exploded in a middle of a town (Gunner died), Assassin have gone with Lancer and Lancer is about to slaughter a church, while Berserker is searching somewhere...probably the nuke place that's near the Duck & Waffle that's now in the crater, and Caster is in said crater trying to climb out.]
 
[Assassin make plane go boom into building. Lancer and Gunner go to investigate boom. Assassin kills Gunner's master, allies with Lancer, then Gunner tries to suicide nuke them both, and makes really really big boom. Lancer and Assassin survive thanks to Lancer dragging them both into hell (temporarily). Caster gets hit by Gunner's suicide nuke, but regenerates thanks to his Skill, and prepares to use the corpses to make an army of cthuloids. Lancer and Assassin make their way to Buckingham Palace, massacring a church on the way. Archer (Red) is playing Tekken as usual. Saber is just steering clear of troube. Berseker went to the wrong place (again)]

[As for Sea of Life, basically: You touch any liquid with H2O in it, you can transform it into a black mud. If this black mud touches any living creature, it corrupts it on a physical, mental and spiritual level into trying to kill everything except you and those you designate. Can be resisted by high Rank Magic Resistance skill and/or having a high Mana rank (C = corrupted on touch, B = depends on the circumstances, A = unless they are literally drowning in it, its probably not going to corrupt them) . More points of contact with the mud = harder to resist. You can also vaguely control the mud, not on the level of Avatar waterbenders, but you can direct the way it flows to an extent]
 
[What location they all at?

And cool, London Bridge, So much H2O]

[What if I now just cause the water to rise and corrupt all humans there lmao. I'd have a bounty on my head I presume?]
 
[If it's only around the neighborhood, you would be fine. I was aiming for city destruction too, but then I got a Ruler on my hand...]

[Edit: Speaking of which...we got lightning bender, fire bender and even wind bender, but we still haven't seen water bender yet, aside from Melt.]
 
[No one, Ruler was all like "Yolo servants let us hunt down the one who has achieved god level status and will kill all of you easily" xD]

[And if I touch let's say the Thames, the whole river becomes black mud?]
 
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