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[Give it time Hizack. I'll be hunting you down soon]
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VS Wiki Strange Fake Grail War Season 1
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[Thanks man, but I'm Lancer. Any luck you give me gets sucked into a black hole of anti-luck]
[Which is why I'll kill you through hax, skill and ingenuity]
[Which is why I'll kill you through hax, skill and ingenuity]
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[Ramesses sorta gave one already. The mage's association was trying to improve the war in such a way that would let them summon heroes through relics related to a more general idea they're associated with. Probably to give them a chance at summoning powerful heroes who someone had monopolized the relics of already. It was meant to summon a specific hero, but a screw up lead to them creating the fake heroic spirits/amalgamated spirits.]
[Also it's gonna be a while till I rewrite my POV, so this is basically what was meant to happen: Assassin decides to go wipe out other places related to remembering the dead, such as religious institutions, funeral parlors, flower shops, etc. Eventually the government sees the continued attacks and puts London into a state of lockdown. Assassin decides to head back, finds Red and his master back at playing Tekken again, begins to ready an attack, but stops after getting a headache and a voice in her head telling her that he's fine and there's no need to attack. Then Assassin heads back abducting many people on the way and imprisons them along with the "leftovers" in the castle for later amusement/use.]
[Also it's gonna be a while till I rewrite my POV, so this is basically what was meant to happen: Assassin decides to go wipe out other places related to remembering the dead, such as religious institutions, funeral parlors, flower shops, etc. Eventually the government sees the continued attacks and puts London into a state of lockdown. Assassin decides to head back, finds Red and his master back at playing Tekken again, begins to ready an attack, but stops after getting a headache and a voice in her head telling her that he's fine and there's no need to attack. Then Assassin heads back abducting many people on the way and imprisons them along with the "leftovers" in the castle for later amusement/use.]
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[For me though, the screw-up let to the ToH tried to find specific heroic spirits that carried trait that would fit multiple people as once, then tried to summoned them along with the NP that's the search criteria, some even goes over backward, trying to graph OP NP on specific part of the HS just to fit with what they have, creating mixed result.]
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[Anyone want to cause any action or anything...?]
[@Blah - why wipe out places related to the dead, and what is this voice Assassin hears?]
[@Blah - why wipe out places related to the dead, and what is this voice Assassin hears?]
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[@Andy, not that sort of action] [Is there anything anyone wants to do between the hours of 7am and 6pm in game time? Or can I advance the time a bit?]
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[You don't need to ask my permission to make your own thread]
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[People are respecting and mourning the dead after the explosion, so they're gonna gather in those places. Is it really necessary to explain the voice? I guess you can think of it this way, the character of Blah is a bit crazy, you shouldn't be shocked by a voice or two in their head.]
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[@Blah, I thought you were wiping out places connected to dying people for some other reason than just wiping out the areas because they were populated. And I just assumed any voices in your head would be telling you to kill him, not leave him alone]
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[I feel like the Church would have put a bounty on your head now Blahssassin, with all the murder you're doing]
[Like, I know I'm doing it too, but going around massacring churchs and places of mourning is a bit more obvious than me wandering the streets and snacking on the souls of people I come across]
[So I guess you're going to get a bounty then. Don't worry, I won't kill you yet]
[Like, I know I'm doing it too, but going around massacring churchs and places of mourning is a bit more obvious than me wandering the streets and snacking on the souls of people I come across]
[So I guess you're going to get a bounty then. Don't worry, I won't kill you yet]
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[Fine with me. That's about what I expected to happen.]
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[Oh yeah, here's the newly created page i talked about earlier:
https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/903260
You guy could come over, whenever you're bored]
https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/903260
You guy could come over, whenever you're bored]
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[@Blah, you've got a bit of time, don't worry. Unlike the original game, the person in charge doesn't magically know who to bounty. They'll have to work that out first]
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[Finally writing my POV I guess. Okay, be warned of possibly disturbing descriptions. Sorry Andy, this is the best I can do with no one here doing anything.]
As I finish massacring the church I skip out cheerfully. When I see Lancer he says to me, "all finished in there?"
Of course my answer is, "yep! It was so fun! There was this one nun who kept praying at first, but eventually she broke down and just started begging! Then after she was pinned to the floor by the weight of the nails I had stabbed into her, she couldn't get any words out through the screams! Thenafterthatshecouldn'tevenscreambecauseshewastoobusychokingonherownblood! Oh oh oh! There were also these two little kids, they had parents trying to protect them so I tortured and killed them perfect for the kids to watch! The despair in their eyes was so lovely, you should have seen them as they called out 'Mommy! Daddy! Please wake up!' And get this! After a bit I decided to torture them too and when I started on the little sister, it only took a few moments and she was enjoying it, have you ever seen someone enjoy getting stabbed before? Masochists are super weird. The "dependable older brother" picked up a piece of glass and tried to kill me, it was adorable! So I stabbed it into his leg, twisted it, and then heated it until the wound was cooked. I decided to bring the two and their parents' bodies with me!" As I say that two Iron Maidens materialize next to me, the sound of screaming can be heard from one, while from the other sounds of someone begging can be heard.
Without pause I continue telling him about the interesting people I tortured, until suddenly- "Ah! I thought of something fun! I'll see you at the palace." I cut myself off mid sentence and say, wait, that should've gone here shouldn't it? Oh well! And run off hiding my presence before he can react.
I telepathy up my master and have him tell me the locations of a bunch of places of worship, flower shops, graveyards, and other locations people would be going to mourn and respect the dead. A sudden feeling occurs within me, and I tell my master to have his associates create a couple weapons for me, a katana and a wakizashi, I wonder why. In a few hours I've wiped hundreds of them out, and not a single soul was wasted. I brought a few people along with me from each place if they seemed interesting or were particularly fun. After a bit I cheerfully skip past a radio where I hear something interesting "Th-this is a p-p-p-public announst-emend to e-everyo-one in London, due t-to th-th-the contin-ued attackshs, the city has bee-n put into a sta-st-sta-state o-of lockdown! Ever-yone, pl-l-lease! Stay inshide, st-stay at home! Th-the police w-wilbe enfor-forcing this stricdly." The human on the TV was in tears, and stuttering. I wonder why?
The streets were already looking quite barren, they probably won't have too much trouble enforcing the lockdown… let's fix that. As I walk through the streets I kill any police I come across and destroy any vehicles they have, and I telepathically have my master get his group's hackers to shut down the police's communication and surveillance methods. As I'm walking in the direction of the palace, I sense the presence of a servant and master. These guys just make it too easy… I head to where they are, it's an arcade, it was shuttered down when I walked by earlier, did they break in? Meh, who cares?
I'm about to prepare to kill the master, but I get a headache suddenly as I hear a voice. Don't, he's fine. No need to attack. It's the voice of a mature woman, it sounds nice, I decide to listen. I walk into the arcade and see a servant and master standing in front of an arcade cabinet for Tekken 7. The master is fighting furiously, while the servant is nonchalantly trying to have a conversation… wait… no, he's mocking her by pretending to do that! "So, why do you think the place was locked up? And doesn't the city feel kind of deserted?"
"I'm trying… to… concentrate… on… NO! Graaaahhh! Not again!" The master lost, she looks like she's about to keel over. But… does the servant not realize what's already happened in this war? Has he been able to ignore it all? I'm impressed, so I go to the counter and take shirts that I saw as I came in for them. I leave the shirts hanging from the ceiling behind them, with a note saying "you two deserve these" taped on. The two shirts say on them "KEEP CALM AND TEKKEN ON"
I then head to Buckingham Palace, kidnapping some humans and burning some buildings as I go. Upon arrival I meet with Lancer and we talk a bit. Then I go to clean up the rest of the humans left in the palace and add them to the collection of imprisoned humans I've made.
After a bit I hear some telepathy from my master. Assassin! We overdid it! I guess the church didn't like that we massacred so many of their establishments, so they're trying to figure out what servant you are and set a bounty. With all our destruction and tampering with evidence they may find it a bit harder than usual to figure out who it was. It should take them two days, but our agents there can probably extend it by a day, so see if you can win in those three days. Geez I'm gonna get such an earful. On the upside, we caught something interesting in our network, take a look. That first bit seems like trouble. I get a text with two videos. The first is of an idiot jumping out of a manhole only to get hit by Archer's Noble Phantasm. I can't help laughing, sadly it ends right away as the camera's destroyed.
I look at the next one, it's a flashy ship flying above the blast Archer caused, a servant is visible, a flashy looking Egyptian. Ramesses!!! "Graaaagghhhh!" I cry out as I get a piercing headache. And a wave of memories washes over me… memories of my other self, from another war.
I'll kill him. I'd never be able to show my face in front of my other self if I don't kill him. I can't tell where he flies off to, but without a doubt, I will be the one to kill him. If this war continues I'll come across him sooner or later.
When I go back in, I tell Lancer about the sewer man. I don't tell him about Ramesses or the Gamer (tentative class name until I learn his class) servant.
[That's my actual POV on the events I described the other day + some more, enjoy~]
As I finish massacring the church I skip out cheerfully. When I see Lancer he says to me, "all finished in there?"
Of course my answer is, "yep! It was so fun! There was this one nun who kept praying at first, but eventually she broke down and just started begging! Then after she was pinned to the floor by the weight of the nails I had stabbed into her, she couldn't get any words out through the screams! Thenafterthatshecouldn'tevenscreambecauseshewastoobusychokingonherownblood! Oh oh oh! There were also these two little kids, they had parents trying to protect them so I tortured and killed them perfect for the kids to watch! The despair in their eyes was so lovely, you should have seen them as they called out 'Mommy! Daddy! Please wake up!' And get this! After a bit I decided to torture them too and when I started on the little sister, it only took a few moments and she was enjoying it, have you ever seen someone enjoy getting stabbed before? Masochists are super weird. The "dependable older brother" picked up a piece of glass and tried to kill me, it was adorable! So I stabbed it into his leg, twisted it, and then heated it until the wound was cooked. I decided to bring the two and their parents' bodies with me!" As I say that two Iron Maidens materialize next to me, the sound of screaming can be heard from one, while from the other sounds of someone begging can be heard.
Without pause I continue telling him about the interesting people I tortured, until suddenly- "Ah! I thought of something fun! I'll see you at the palace." I cut myself off mid sentence and say, wait, that should've gone here shouldn't it? Oh well! And run off hiding my presence before he can react.
I telepathy up my master and have him tell me the locations of a bunch of places of worship, flower shops, graveyards, and other locations people would be going to mourn and respect the dead. A sudden feeling occurs within me, and I tell my master to have his associates create a couple weapons for me, a katana and a wakizashi, I wonder why. In a few hours I've wiped hundreds of them out, and not a single soul was wasted. I brought a few people along with me from each place if they seemed interesting or were particularly fun. After a bit I cheerfully skip past a radio where I hear something interesting "Th-this is a p-p-p-public announst-emend to e-everyo-one in London, due t-to th-th-the contin-ued attackshs, the city has bee-n put into a sta-st-sta-state o-of lockdown! Ever-yone, pl-l-lease! Stay inshide, st-stay at home! Th-the police w-wilbe enfor-forcing this stricdly." The human on the TV was in tears, and stuttering. I wonder why?
The streets were already looking quite barren, they probably won't have too much trouble enforcing the lockdown… let's fix that. As I walk through the streets I kill any police I come across and destroy any vehicles they have, and I telepathically have my master get his group's hackers to shut down the police's communication and surveillance methods. As I'm walking in the direction of the palace, I sense the presence of a servant and master. These guys just make it too easy… I head to where they are, it's an arcade, it was shuttered down when I walked by earlier, did they break in? Meh, who cares?
I'm about to prepare to kill the master, but I get a headache suddenly as I hear a voice. Don't, he's fine. No need to attack. It's the voice of a mature woman, it sounds nice, I decide to listen. I walk into the arcade and see a servant and master standing in front of an arcade cabinet for Tekken 7. The master is fighting furiously, while the servant is nonchalantly trying to have a conversation… wait… no, he's mocking her by pretending to do that! "So, why do you think the place was locked up? And doesn't the city feel kind of deserted?"
"I'm trying… to… concentrate… on… NO! Graaaahhh! Not again!" The master lost, she looks like she's about to keel over. But… does the servant not realize what's already happened in this war? Has he been able to ignore it all? I'm impressed, so I go to the counter and take shirts that I saw as I came in for them. I leave the shirts hanging from the ceiling behind them, with a note saying "you two deserve these" taped on. The two shirts say on them "KEEP CALM AND TEKKEN ON"
I then head to Buckingham Palace, kidnapping some humans and burning some buildings as I go. Upon arrival I meet with Lancer and we talk a bit. Then I go to clean up the rest of the humans left in the palace and add them to the collection of imprisoned humans I've made.
After a bit I hear some telepathy from my master. Assassin! We overdid it! I guess the church didn't like that we massacred so many of their establishments, so they're trying to figure out what servant you are and set a bounty. With all our destruction and tampering with evidence they may find it a bit harder than usual to figure out who it was. It should take them two days, but our agents there can probably extend it by a day, so see if you can win in those three days. Geez I'm gonna get such an earful. On the upside, we caught something interesting in our network, take a look. That first bit seems like trouble. I get a text with two videos. The first is of an idiot jumping out of a manhole only to get hit by Archer's Noble Phantasm. I can't help laughing, sadly it ends right away as the camera's destroyed.
I look at the next one, it's a flashy ship flying above the blast Archer caused, a servant is visible, a flashy looking Egyptian. Ramesses!!! "Graaaagghhhh!" I cry out as I get a piercing headache. And a wave of memories washes over me… memories of my other self, from another war.
I'll kill him. I'd never be able to show my face in front of my other self if I don't kill him. I can't tell where he flies off to, but without a doubt, I will be the one to kill him. If this war continues I'll come across him sooner or later.
When I go back in, I tell Lancer about the sewer man. I don't tell him about Ramesses or the Gamer (tentative class name until I learn his class) servant.
[That's my actual POV on the events I described the other day + some more, enjoy~]
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[You really get into this, don't you... you have a grudge against nuns or something?]
[Also... if you are going around murdering churches, wouldn't you have run across Berserker and his master?]
[But ffs do not kill Berserker or his master. We need him alive for a bit longer]
[Also... if you are going around murdering churches, wouldn't you have run across Berserker and his master?]
[But ffs do not kill Berserker or his master. We need him alive for a bit longer]
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[When I write someone with a clear personality in mind, I tend to really try to get myself into their head, and that involves things like thinking about what they'd most strongly focus on from an event.]
[And it's not like Blah massacred every church in the city, just some of them. We got lucky enough that the characters didn't run into each other.]
[And it's not like Blah massacred every church in the city, just some of them. We got lucky enough that the characters didn't run into each other.]
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[Anyway, you're back. Great. Onto the next stage of my plans]
Putting all my focus on listening and watching carefully, I detect a slight disturbance, though I'm not sure where from. I keep my face straight, but prepare my noble phantasm. No use getting lax around a servant, especially one as psychotic as this, even if we ar temporary allies.
Assassin appears, and tells me about the Servant who got hit by Archer's Noble Phantasm. I laugh. That's 2 servants down already then. However, this increases the chances of Assassin turning on me. The less of us left, the more chances the alliance will break.
I recieve a message from my master.
Lancer, I've completed a familiar and sent it out. It's designed to sense all but the most concealed prana nearby, whether mage, servant, bounded fields or anything else with a large amount of prana. It's currently finishing spiralling out of Newington in an anti-clockwise fashion (12oclock being north) and hasn't sensed anything [Unless there's an unshielded mana source of someone in Newington that I've forgotten about, in which case it senses that]. It will continue to circle outwards. It's quite fast too. Seeing as it's only movement is to spiral outwards, a simple spell controlled its movement. and seeing as servants would be able to destroy it in one-shot anyway, I forgoed any protections, and the rest of my modifications went into increasing speed, so its almost as fast as the average servant [In other words, C rank agility, though it won't be trying to dodge]. It's spiral radius should reach the Regent's Canal within half a day. [so in other words, assuming it completes its rounds and no one breaks it: Edwell's going to be sensed, then Ramesses, then Llama, then Red, then JSW, then Hizack]
Perfect. Continue manufacturing the others. Notify me if any find anything.
Putting all my focus on listening and watching carefully, I detect a slight disturbance, though I'm not sure where from. I keep my face straight, but prepare my noble phantasm. No use getting lax around a servant, especially one as psychotic as this, even if we ar temporary allies.
Assassin appears, and tells me about the Servant who got hit by Archer's Noble Phantasm. I laugh. That's 2 servants down already then. However, this increases the chances of Assassin turning on me. The less of us left, the more chances the alliance will break.
I recieve a message from my master.
Lancer, I've completed a familiar and sent it out. It's designed to sense all but the most concealed prana nearby, whether mage, servant, bounded fields or anything else with a large amount of prana. It's currently finishing spiralling out of Newington in an anti-clockwise fashion (12oclock being north) and hasn't sensed anything [Unless there's an unshielded mana source of someone in Newington that I've forgotten about, in which case it senses that]. It will continue to circle outwards. It's quite fast too. Seeing as it's only movement is to spiral outwards, a simple spell controlled its movement. and seeing as servants would be able to destroy it in one-shot anyway, I forgoed any protections, and the rest of my modifications went into increasing speed, so its almost as fast as the average servant [In other words, C rank agility, though it won't be trying to dodge]. It's spiral radius should reach the Regent's Canal within half a day. [so in other words, assuming it completes its rounds and no one breaks it: Edwell's going to be sensed, then Ramesses, then Llama, then Red, then JSW, then Hizack]
Perfect. Continue manufacturing the others. Notify me if any find anything.
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[I mean sorry that there still isn't anything big or exciting going on. Since you keep talking about how it's so empty and nothing's happening.]
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[what did i miss AF for 4 days RIP]
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[Not much. Blah went on a killing spree, and left you somet t-shirts. I had my master send out the first of his drones. Other than that, nothing notable]
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[So the drones are basically going to sense where we are no? You can just destroy them out of the sky right??]
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[Yes, but destroying them up will still alert me to your presence in the area]
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[ahh gotcha so it doesn't exactly matter where or when i destroy them huh?]
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[the most recent long message from me and the most recent long-ish message from Monarch are literally the only significant things to happen here in the past four days in game.]
[Out of the game Andy made a thread where people are making cool NP/skill combo characters.]
[Out of the game Andy made a thread where people are making cool NP/skill combo characters.]
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[If it makes you feel better I'm currently working on one.]
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[Hizack if you want something to happen, stop being so passive, and come back from shoreditch park, miles away from everyone else, and make something happen!]
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