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Tighten was enjoying a delicious dinner at a fancy restaurant in Metro City. The rive, seafood, and vegetable blend was amazing, so he flagged down the waiter, "Hey, what did you say this was called again?"
"That would be the shrimp fried rice, sir," The waiter politely answered.
Tighten's face slowly soured, his eyes squinting into a glare, "...Are you making fun of me?"
The waiter was taken aback, confused he'd respond, "No sir, of cou-"
But Tighten would not let him finish, "I'm not stupid, okay!? I know there's no way a shrimp fried this rice!"
The waiter was even more baffled now by this outburst, "S-Sir! You misunderstand, it is not called that because it is prepared by an actual shri-"
Once again, Tighten would not listen, rising from the table he was already marching towards the kitchen, "I wanna see this chef! Whoever this funny man is who thinks he can make a fool of me!"
Tighten would burst through the door of the kitchen, tossing his plate, "Who made this rice!?" He'd shout.
And by the stove, Velvet Shrimp would turn around, shock clear in it's beady black eyes, looking back at the enraged man as it stood next to a frying pan of even more rice.
Tighten's anger boiled over as he locked eyes with the creature, "You..."
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...We should use this profile more often. The idea of a Tier 8 to Tier 6 shrimp is ripe for silly matchups.
Tighten Vs Velvet Shrimp, base Velvet Shrimp is used, both are 8-B, speed is equalized, and fight starts at 10 meters.
"I only know of one person who calls it 'Bone Apple Teeth'.": 0
A shrimp that actually can fry rice: 7
We start the dumbest Spammed Character Arc yet: 0
"That would be the shrimp fried rice, sir," The waiter politely answered.
Tighten's face slowly soured, his eyes squinting into a glare, "...Are you making fun of me?"
The waiter was taken aback, confused he'd respond, "No sir, of cou-"
But Tighten would not let him finish, "I'm not stupid, okay!? I know there's no way a shrimp fried this rice!"
The waiter was even more baffled now by this outburst, "S-Sir! You misunderstand, it is not called that because it is prepared by an actual shri-"
Once again, Tighten would not listen, rising from the table he was already marching towards the kitchen, "I wanna see this chef! Whoever this funny man is who thinks he can make a fool of me!"
Tighten would burst through the door of the kitchen, tossing his plate, "Who made this rice!?" He'd shout.
And by the stove, Velvet Shrimp would turn around, shock clear in it's beady black eyes, looking back at the enraged man as it stood next to a frying pan of even more rice.
Tighten's anger boiled over as he locked eyes with the creature, "You..."
---
...We should use this profile more often. The idea of a Tier 8 to Tier 6 shrimp is ripe for silly matchups.
Tighten Vs Velvet Shrimp, base Velvet Shrimp is used, both are 8-B, speed is equalized, and fight starts at 10 meters.
"I only know of one person who calls it 'Bone Apple Teeth'.": 0
A shrimp that actually can fry rice: 7
We start the dumbest Spammed Character Arc yet: 0
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