This'll End Poorly (SCP-682 vs. Isaac)

[WeeklyBattles]

@Agnaa Nope, its actually written by the same authors as the articles so by our current rules its considered canon, plus its listed on SCP-076's profile as canon

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Pretty sure 682 throws a reality warping wave before Isaac thinks to use the Friendly Ball

 

[Jinsye]

Isaac resurrects and throws his friendly ball.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

How does his resurrection work?

 

[Agnaa]

Isaac FRA. Reality waves have no feats of stopping resurrection.

 

[Jinsye]

He dies

then he comes back to life

He has like 15 of these plus an extra 50% chance infinitely with Guppy's Collar

 

[WeeklyBattles]

If 682 has no way to put Isaac down due to resurrection and Isaac just passively kills 682 then wouldnt this be a stomp?

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

He doesn't passively kill 682 (682 can just heal and adapt from that), he beats him with Friendly Ball.

 

[Agnaa]

If 682 has no way to put Isaac down due to resurrection and Isaac just passively kills 682 then wouldnt this be a stomp?

Isaac has a limited number of resurrections.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

@Paulo According to Edward Isaac has a shit ton of passive damage

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Which 682 can heal from, High-Mid is no joke.

 

[Jinsye]

Technically limited

Assuming he's stupidly lucky he can keep on keeping on with Guppy's Collar.

That's only about a 50% chance for a resurrection on Guppy's Collar though

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Anyway, Isaac catches a very peculiar Pokémon fra.

 

[Agnaa]

Technically limited

Assuming he's stupidly lucky he can keep on keeping on with Guppy's Collar.

That's only about a 50% chance for a resurrection on Guppy's Collar though

Sure but since he doesn't have some absurd probability manip, it's limited for battle purposes.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Guppy's collar doesnt even restore him to full health it restores him to a near death state

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Also Isaac is just as likely to use the dozens of other items he has that wont beat 682 before he thinks to use the Friendly Ball, the chances of him doing so are actually very low

 

[Agnaa]

I'm actually against Isaac being considered to have every active item at once. It should probably be changed so he only has one that's specified in the OP.

 

[Jinsye]

Void allows him to use all spacebar items at once so it's actually likely that he'll use the Friendly Ball after literally every other spacebar item doesn't work.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

@Agnaa I couldnt agree more

 

[Agnaa]

Void allows him to use all spacebar items at once so it's actually likely that he'll use the Friendly Ball after literally every other spacebar item doesn't work.

Ahh right, I forgot about that one. Full item Isaac should be using Void to have all actives at once. Are there any items it doesn't work on?

 

[Jinsye]

It's physically impossible to absorb Glowing Hourglass but that's it i think.

(Because you absorb Glowing Hourglass, then time rewinds and it turns out you didn't absorb Glowing Hourglass)

 

[Agnaa]

Right, that's the one.

Isaac might need a note on his profile to reflect this.

 

[Jackythejack]

Bump? What's the vote count? Three?

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I think?

 

[Kriskirby]

Isaac gets a pet aligator fra

Also does Isaac have access to Chaos Card?

 

[Wokistan]

I can write up a thing later explaining how all items minus glowing hourglass is possible via void.

 

[Jackythejack]

4 votes for Isaac.

 

[Kriskirby]

BUUUUUUUMP

I want to see my boy Isaac under 682's losses and also I think necros are only on 1 year old threads now

 

[Jackythejack]

Uuuuh technically no.

But I mean this battle is still good so I'll allow it

 

[Hizack123]

Isaac fra

 

[Kriskirby]

Whoops sorry guess I was wrong

Couldn't find the rules on necroing anywhere

 

[Jackythejack]

How many votes do we have for Isaac

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

At least five.

 

[Unoriginal_Memes]

Isaac FRA

 

[Ionliosite]

Isaac FRA

 

[Kriskirby]

Grace

 

[Jackythejack]

leave it up to me to find a loss for 682-

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Its article 682, its not really that hard

 

[Jackythejack]

I know but it's the first one.

So im happy

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Second actually