They have everything (Grace)

[Buttersamuri]

On a disease level, these two have everything known to man. And now they fight to the death

Speed is equal

Burns is 10-C

Burns has his Guns

Quagmire has A Gun as well

Who wins and why?

Mr. Burns: 7

Glenn Quagmire:

Inconclusive/Draw:

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

Mr burns being trained in the military would have him being the victor by being able to fire alot faster than quagmire due to his military experiance

 

[Buttersamuri]

1 for Excellent

 

[Ionliosite]

Burns FRA.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

MB fra

 

[Buttersamuri]

Bump

 

[GoCommitDi]

Burns FRA as well as being a lot more cunning than quagmire

 

[Buttersamuri]

4

 

[Buttersamuri]

Bump

 

[Buttersamuri]

Bump

 

[Buttersamuri]

Bump

 

[Ce221808]

Burns FRA

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

5 for burnsy boy

 

[Buttersamuri]

Excellent

2 till grace.

so close

 

[Buttersamuri]

Bump

 

[Psychomaster35]

Burns is physically weak, and thus, his age and body makes him too weak to do anything, so Quagmire, having a better young body, simply kills Burns. Voting Quagmire.

 

[Buttersamuri]

Ehh. No. Not at all. Burns isn't That weak. that card is overplayed way too much. The entire bugs and light photons are stronger than him is Far more inconsistent honestly, the average stuff he does is leagues beyond it. He has lifted heavier objects far more often and is physically not that weak far more times. Burns is fully capable of gun combat. We know cause he was in wars, carried a gun around all the time, and we see him use his gun several times in show. Even used a rifle.

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

grandpa meme FRA

 

[Buttersamuri]

1 till grace

 

[Buttersamuri]

Always gotta be the last vote.

 

[Buttersamuri]

Bump. One vote is all that's needed.

 

[Ugarik]

Everyone here seems to forget that Quagmire also was an ensign of the US Navy so he is obviously military trained too. I'm not voting though

 

[Buttersamuri]

I thought he was Air Force.

 

[Buttersamuri]

Bump

 

[XSOULOFCINDERX]

Mr. Burns FRA.

 

[Buttersamuri]

Grace.

 

[Ugarik]

This is probably the most biased VS thread I have ever seen so far

When the first guy said that Burns win due to having some military experience the OP imediatly counted it as a vote destipe the fact that Quagmire probably has a much military experience as Burns if not more.

When Psychomaster35 voted for Quagmire appealing to Burns' frailness the OP when back and forth explaining how those are gags/outliers/inconsistencies and didn't count it.

And if you want to say that Burns wins via being more cunning then you should probably explain how can this trait help him in a gun fight (for example playing dead and shooting in the back or something like that)

 

[Buttersamuri]

I had brought up wasn't it the Airforce he was in. I recall his father was the navy soldier. Not Quagmire himself. Also. Burns is implied far older and been in more wars. He did fight in the world wars. I don't see why he would have more experience.

And I talked about that vote cause it wasn't even really clear, nore was it right. He said Burns is frail and can't do anything. Which is entirely wrong. He isn't that weak. That's why the vote shouldn't have counted. He can do tasks. He can shoot a gun. He did it. A lot. Being in the wars and such.

 

[Ugarik]

Yes Quagmire was also a navy ensign. It was also confirmed that he is a war veteran in the coast guard episode. And wasn't Burns a total failure during WW2?

 

[Buttersamuri]

Ahh. I didn't know they confirmed that. Well. That's a notable difference then.

And he was a trouble maker. But not a total failure. He like screwed up an assassination attempt on hitlor. But that wasn't cause he sucked. He just was playing badminton and the thing he was hitting around hit Abe messing up his shot.