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The real Decimus is hiding in a unknown dimension.PublicMinority87 said:With Hangar 18, I kick the shit out of Decimus.
Dark eventually finishes him off, and he can barely speak.
I realize this Decimus is a fake.
"You... dumb.... *******... PIECE OF SHIT." I say, blowing his head off with a bullet that will seek Decimus until the end of time. Because Decimus is virtually dead, Hangar 18 becomes Andross requiem. I beat the shit out of Decimus and put him into an inescapable infinite death loop.
"You there sir! I'm afraid I'll need to take you into custody for violating Interuniversal Transversal Laws"Christian Higdon said:"Hmmm?" Boris looked around. "Eeeeh, I'm probably drunk."
"C'mon, let's get you cleaned up" He says, leaning down and cleaning up the vomit and general saliva on the perimeter of his mouth.Christian Higdon said:"You'll have t' fight me firs-BUUUUUURP" He then flopped on the floor, before passing out.
Cyan Scout hoists Boris onto his shoulder, before opening a portal to The Council of The Higher Multiverse's Trial RoomChristian Higdon said:Boris slowly opened his eyes again, but he was too tired to move, so he just fluttered his eyes before going to sleep.
"You are in custody, and are about to see a member of The Council of The Higher Multiverse. Don't worry, for a minor infraction like yours, the worst possible outcome is like, Community Service or something. I'm a good representative, so fret not! However SHOULD you desire an alternative representative, you are entitled to request one at any time"Christian Higdon said:Boris then awoke. "Huh?" He was confused at this.
"Uh... are you okay?? Liquid is leaking from your eyes, in bounds. Do you have leaky eye? should I retrieve for you some tissues?"Christian Higdon said:"Oh, okay..." Boris started to sob a bit, but tried to hide it.
"Sir it is quite blatantly clear that you are, by no means, fine. Water is leaking from your eyes in bounds, something like that can induce inflammation!"Christian Higdon said:"Oh, no, I'm fine, I'm fine." He said, trying to hide away the tears.
"Oh dear, is it a minor foreign object, or something more severe like Rust? Because that latter one would require ocular surgery!"Christian Higdon said:"Just ignore that, I have something in both my eyes." He said, before smiling.
"Do you know where your mother is? Should I contact her?"Christian Higdon said:"Okay, okay, fine, it's tears!" He started to cry while covering his face. "It's cold, I'm scared, I miss mommy."
"Is she from a verseline with Souls? Because then surely we could Scry her soul from beyond?"Christian Higdon said:"I know where she is!" He said, sounding a bit optimistic. "Just contact the nearest GODDAMNED GRAVE! But that doesn't matter, because I'm gonna be at cooooooooourt!"
"Okay then... Synthia! He's ready to see you Madame!"Christian Higdon said:"I doubt it! Just hurry this up already, I wanna get this over with!" He said.
"No, she typically arrives right about... no-" Suddenly, a giant beam of light shoots down from the roof, and from it, emerges a Robotic FemaleChristian Higdon said:"Okay, then. Do I walk into a room or...?" He muttered, confused.
"Hello, I believe you are our offending person of the Picosecond?"Christian Higdon said:Boris got scared. He huddled in his cape, trying to hide.
"Ah, well worry not. Tell me, how did you end up in a Combine Controlled world?"Christian Higdon said:Boris' heart-rate started to go crazy. It was beating him insanely fast, to where it was almost untrackable. Despite this, he tried to hide his fear. "Y-y-yes...?"
"Uh... are you okay? Need an aspirin or something?, because the TDoHM has our hands tight as is and I'd rather not waste any more of my time with this. So tell me..."Christian Higdon said:His heart rate was starting to get louder, to where Synthia could actually HEAR it.
"A... Clown? Sir are you sure you didn't smoke any questionable substances?"Christian Higdon said:"I have no clue, madam! I just got kicked in by some clown!" He said, his heart rate going immensely. It seemed at any moment, he could pass out.