Simon the Digger vs YHVH

[DMUA]

Let's just say I like Gurren Lagann, but I don't like Zach's forkery.

Standard Battle Assumptions

Simon the Digger: (Cal sama)

YHVH: 2 (Mr. Bambu and DMB 1)

Inconclusive: 1 (ZacharyGrossman273)

Read the board: 1 (Mr. Bambu)

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Simon the Digger is hot

God is not hot

GG

 

[DMUA]

Okay heretic

are you suggesting Mr Clean isn't the sexiest man alive

I mean, the guy is beating my Heterosexuality to a pulp with just me thinking about him

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Wait

God is pretty hot too


Inconclusive

 

[DMUA]

That is such an infuriatingly insignificant portion of his true sexiness, but I'll bite

 

[MYHERO]

Wait, is Simon not high 1-C anymore?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

>reads board

 

[DMUA]

Wait, is Simon not high 1-C anymore?

nope

Read the edit notes

 

[Wokistan]

I have read the board, and I have decided to close anyways. You puny nombres azules cannot stop me

 

[MYHERO]

No, I'm asking because I checked his profile with your link because it no longer lists high 1-C. I already knew this is fun and games board.

 

[DMUA]

They're down to High 2-A.

Thread:2370340

 

[MYHERO]

So he got a downgrade then. Okay.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

God doesent resist mindhax, and simon has all antispiral powers including mindhax

So

Mindhax GG

 

[DMUA]

O U T O F C H A R A C T E R

 

[DMUA]

Though if he doesn't resist mindhax I might legit put him up against Anti Spiral

maybe

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

He's N I G H O M N I S C I E N T

 

[DMUA]

ur mum's Nigh Omniscient cause she's so old

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Jokes aside, kal told me that if Homura became high 2-A mr clean would stomp her so I don't think antispiral is mindhaxing either

 

[Mr. Bambu]

doesn't YHVH have insane passives? and 1-C hax? that's why he stomped LoP.

somebody get Ultima.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Bambu look at the board

 

[Mr. Bambu]

oh

well **** me then

mr. clean cleans is my answer

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Clearly Simon wins as he has a body. Everyone knows having a body grants you victory.

 

[DMB_1]

Mr. Clean just wipes him away with his cleaning products.

He can destroy 99.5% of bacteria with his Covenant Detergent.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

But unless it works underwater, it's not as good as Flex Seal.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

But unless it works underwater, it's not as good as Flex Seal.

Mr. Clean created flex seal so he could finally emerge in physical form through the body of Phil Swift

weird but true

 

[Ultima_Reality]

Clearly Simon wins as he has a body. Everyone knows having a body grants you victory.

 

[Wokistan]

No staff have simon pfps

I have a yellow face pfp, which is close enough to yhvh

yhvh wins via staff bias

 

[DMUA]

But, you see, Xmark has a Simon profile picture, and, since Mark is able to make SAO good, thereby, Simon wins

Wait what even logic did I just formulate

 

[Kaltias]

No staff have simon pfps

I have a yellow face pfp, which is close enough to yhvh

yhvh wins via staff bias

Simon spins his drill and invalidates your argument because who the hell do you think I am

 

[DMB_1]

Plot twist: Zach is secretly a Staff member.

 

[Wokistan]

I think yours is some anime girl, Kaleb Italy

 

[Kaltias]

From a game actually, but it's Japanese so close enough

 

[Wokistan]

Not simon, so simon cannot summon the power of having a name that is not blue

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Simon does this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyYS-GzBSIg

 

[ABoogieYesSir]

WITH THE JOKES GUYS!

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Simon is 11-D again now


Simon makes God dissapear in a puff of logic

 

[DragonEmperor23]

Simon 1v1s YHVH on Final Destination Fox Only 3 stocks and beats him 3-0 who the hell do you think he is

 

[ABoogieYesSir]

Simon is 11-D again now


Simon makes God dissapear in a puff of logic

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

"God is dead, and we have killed him"


-Simon the Digger