SAM VS JOTARO (3-0-0)

[WeeklyBattles]

Was moreso arguing he'd just pull his punch back if she tried to grab it.
If she begins dodging, he can just like, compensate or throw another strike with one of his 3 other limbs

Combat speed is equalized, he wouldnt be able to do that

 

[Shadyboi0]

Jotaro is the best! He cant lose to some silly sitcom character!

whos yall?

 

[Chariot190]

And i will be recalcing those in my revision

Yeah just like your Pet Shop calc that used a faulty formula that made a generic 8-C calc into a low 9-A one?

 

[AnAverageUsername]

Using the excuse of "wank" when people are against you is not a good look, far from a good look

 

[Baken384]

What reactions does Jotaro even have right now

 

[azontr]

I did not know that there was this much beef in the JoJo fandom.

 

[Chariot190]

'Jotaro is the best! He cant lose to some silly sitcom character! Who could even think that??"

I was right when i said the jojo wank is strong today

Jotaro would get his ass kicked by WWE
Who it is really doesnt matter bro, sounds like projecting

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Yeah just like your Pet Shop calc that used a faulty formula that made a generic 8-C calc into a low 9-A one?

? I didnt calc pet shop's feat

 

[WeeklyBattles]

What reactions does Jotaro even have right now

On his profile MFTL but according to Chariot it should be perceptions, not reactions

 

[DaReaperMan]

Was moreso arguing he'd just pull his punch back if she tried to grab it actually pretty sure that's exactly what i said
If she begins dodging, he can just like, compensate or throw another strike with one of his 3 other limbs

Even a decent MMA fighter would be looking to not be hit by those, or, if Jotaro is dumb enough to throw a kick, especially on the body, submission.

 

[Shadyboi0]

Jotaro would get his ass kicked by WWE
Who it is really doesnt matter bro, sounds like projecting

just curious, how badly?

 

[M3X_2.0]

And i will be recalcing those in my revision

You won't be doing a revision because you're a liar and this is one of your episodes. I DOUBT you're making one. Even if you do (that would be an accomplishment considering your unfavorable history), you won't be able to debunk any of the calcs, because you can't understand a simple argument from this thread let alone numbers.

And there it is. Theres the reason yall are getting so buthurt over this.

'Jotaro is the best! He cant lose to some silly sitcom character! Who could even think that??"

I was right when i said the jojo wank is strong today

you took that from your ass

 

[DaReaperMan]

just curious, how badly?

Better AP then a Brawler. You tell me lol

 

[Baken384]

just curious, how badly?

austin theory one shots jotaro

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Jotaro would get his ass kicked by WWE

Whariot190.

 

[Chariot190]

On his profile MFTL but according to Chariot it should be perceptions, not reactions

Tbh, that's mostly because I wasn't aware and just figured reactions covered both
I'll take the blame for that one.

Even a decent MMA fighter would be looking to not be hit by those, or, if Jotaro is dumb enough to throw a kick, especially on the body, submission.

Yes, but as stated previously, literally 3,000,000x reaction advantage, she moves to dodge, he just intercepts. It's not exactly that difficult with such a huge difference.

 

[azontr]

You won't be doing a revision because you're a liar and this is one of your episodes. I DOUBT you're making one. Even if you do (that would be an accomplishment considering your unfavorable history), you won't be able to debunk any of the calcs, because you can't understand a simple argument from this thread let alone numbers.

you took that from your ass

bruv chill it's just an online debate.

 

[Chariot190]

just curious, how badly?

I think like 60x over? Potentially even hax stomped.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Theory would also beat Sam, but we're not ready for that conversation.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Yes, but as stated previously, literally 3,000,000x reaction advantage, she moves to dodge, he just intercepts. It's not exactly that difficult with such a huge difference.

Jotaro: moves to intercept

Also Jotaro: either throws a punch with 0 power or a kick that gets his ass into a submisison becuase hes throwing himself off-balance.

 

[FantaRin_The_First]

Theory would also beat Sam, but we're not ready for that conversation.

Based Random Take.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

You won't be doing a revision because you're a liar and this is one of your episodes. I DOUBT you're making one. Even if you do (that would be an accomplishment considering your unfavorable history), you won't be able to debunk any of the calcs, because you can't understand a simple argument from this thread let alone numbers.

See, you say that and i take it as a challenge. Believe what you want but i am not a liar, the majority of the calcs are easily debunkable seeing as we dont scale heat and freezing to general AP anymore, and the fact that Chariot is the one making the nonsensical argument yet you still believe im the one not understanding shows how easy it wil

you took that from your ass

"I won't accept a dumbass like you bullshiting because you are in favor of a ******* sitcom character for ***** sake"

Your words, not mine.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

In all seriousness, can some of y'all in this thread take a chill pill?

This is giving me PTSD from those Tekken CRT's...

 

[DaReaperMan]

Also, the more Jotaro punches(Which I think he prefers to kicking?) The more chances Sam has to incapacitate him, and kicks are an equally bad idea for stated reasons

 

[Chariot190]

Jotaro: moves to intercept

Also Jotaro: either throws a punch with 0 power or a kick that gets his ass into a submisison becuase hes throwing himself off-balance.

What? Me and you both know that isn't how it works, maybe if Jotaro decided to just be a ******* idiot and do actual asinine movements, but simply going "oh, she's weaving left, ill pull back and throw a hook" isn't hard

 

[Baken384]

Believe what you want but i am not a liar, the majority of the calcs are easily debunkable seeing as we dont scale heat and freezing to general AP anymore

good thing the relevant calculations are not heat/freezing related.

 

[Chariot190]

Also, the more Jotaro punches(Which I think he prefers to kicking?) The more chances Sam has to incapacitate him, and kicks are an equally bad idea for stated reasons

Literally 3,000,000 difference, the moment she goes to grab, he's already pulling back his blow, in speed equal, if he's pulling back at the same speed as her grab, he's pulling it back every time.

 

[azontr]

Also, the more Jotaro punches(Which I think he prefers to kicking?) The more chances Sam has to incapacitate him, and kicks are an equally bad idea for stated reasons

Reaper being able to fight MMA fighters isn't everything(the skill feats are arguably not even skill feats), you'd have to show Sam knows how to use such submissions AND that she can do it on people of Jotaro's build. Quit acting like Sam is this god of grappling, she's not, and I have watched ICarly multiple times.

 

[M3X_2.0]

See, you say that and i take it as a challenge. Believe what you want but i am not a liar, the majority of the calcs are easily debunkable seeing as we dont scale heat and freezing to general AP anymore, and the fact that Chariot is the one making the nonsensical argument yet you still believe im the one not understanding shows how easy it wil

Yes. I'm tauting. I want you to do this. I want you to do this so bad that I might lose my sleep over this. I really wanna believe you're not a pussy and will do this, unlike every single ******* time you said you were doing something and straigth up lied.

Your words, not mine.

English is not my native language but it seems I can understand a text better than you buddy.

 

[DaReaperMan]

In all seriousness, can some of y'all in this thread take a chill pill?

This is giving me PTSD from those Tekken CRT's...

I love how for once I'm one of the chill ones here lol, maybe it's cause I have no horse in this race and just want to debate MMA shit for once

What? Me and you both know that isn't how it works, maybe if Jotaro decided to just be a ******* idiot and do actual asinine movements, but simply going "oh, she's weaving left, ill pull back and throw a hook" isn't hard

Jotaro throws a hook, that hook moves 1 foot. Sam moves 1 foot. Sam is no longer in range of that hook or is half-way through a method of kicking Jotaro's ass MMA style.

 

[azontr]

Jotaro throws a hook, that hook moves 1 foot. Sam moves 1 foot. Sam is no longer in range of that hook or is half-way through a method of kicking Jotaro's ass MMA style.

Reaper. She's not an MMA fighter with formal training or the ability to use submissions or dodge in the way you're saying.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Yes. I'm tauting. I want you to do this. I want you to do this so bad that I might lose my sleep over this. I really wanna believe you're not a pussy and will do this, unlike every single ******* time you said you were doing something and straigth up lied.

English is not my native language but it seems I can understand a text better than you buddy.

Weird ahh comment.

 

[Chariot190]

good thing the relevant calculations are not heat/freezing related.

The heat ones actually would because Star Platinum is stated to have a higher destructive, energy and stand power output than MR
Honestly, the only heat/freeze calc that doesn't scale is The Sun and White Album, and the former is 7-B while the latter is High 8-C+ if not higher, which we don't use because we don't have reason to scale them to anyone, Magician's Red though? Lol.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Reaper being able to fight MMA fighters isn't everything(the skill feats are arguably not even skill feats), you'd have to show Sam knows how to use such submissions AND that she can do it on people of Jotaro's build. Quit acting like Sam is this god of grappling, she's not, and I have watched ICarly multiple times.

You havent watched Sam & Cat then? Because John Zakappa is almost twice Sam's height ad very close to Jotaro's build and she put him on the ground in a submission hold in seconds in both of their fights

 

[DaReaperMan]

Reaper being able to fight MMA fighters isn't everything(the skill feats are arguably not even skill feats), you'd have to show Sam knows how to use such submissions AND that she can do it on people of Jotaro's build. Quit acting like Sam is this god of grappling, she's not, and I have watched ICarly multiple times.

Submissions are basic bitch MMA everyone's taught Azontr, if she's trained in MMA she's trained in submissions, and Jotaro's build isn't much of an issue, seeing as, you know, he's not Brian Shaw

Reaper. She's not an MMA fighter with formal training or the ability to use submissions or dodge in the way you're saying.

Then why was it said she was trained? Until one statement is proven false I'm putting her at "Trained MMA fighter" so

 

[RandomGuy2345]

The heat ones actually would because Star Platinum is stated to have a higher destructive, energy and stand power output than MR

I feel like I'm gradually ageing the more you use the yawn emoji.

 

[azontr]

Submissions are basic bitch MMA everyone's taught Azontr, if she's trained in MMA she's trained in submissions, and Jotaro's build isn't much of an issue

SHE'S NOT TRAINED IN MMA DICKWEED.

Then why was it said she was trained? Until one statement is proven false I'm putting her at "Trained MMA fighter" so

Because Weekly doesn't know what tf he's talking about, and neither do you lmao.

 

[Baken384]

I feel like I'm gradually ageing the more you use the yawn emoji.

age to death random as I made one of the worst threads ever.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

SHE'S NOT TRAINED IN MMA.

Want a Sprite?

 

[DaReaperMan]

Literally 3,000,000 difference, the moment she goes to grab, he's already pulling back his blow, in speed equal, if he's pulling back at the same speed as her grab, he's pulling it back every time.

If he's already trying to punch said punch is already being intercepted or dodged, speed equal works both ways cochise