Saitama has an unforgettable luncheon

[The_Wright_Way]

"Oh no! My roast is ruined!" Seymour yelled in horror as looked into the oven. He quickly slammed the door shut and looked out the window. There, he saw Saitama walking by, carrying his lunch. "But what if, I stole his lunch and disguised it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish Seymour!" And thus, Seymour hopped out the window to go mug Saitama.

~

Both at 9-B. Speed Equalized.


A man who cannot slay monsters in one punch... YET.

vs.

 

[Misogi2]

Skinner via martial arts and pressure points

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Bump.

 

[Jackythejack]

Skinner fra, most likely

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Bump.

 

[TheArsenal1212]

This has got to be the funniest matchup on this site. Love it

Yeah probably Skinner unless Post Training Saitama has some AP I'm unaware of

 

[Jackythejack]

Nah if anything he has like super durability but even then Skinner is double his durability I think

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Ok then yeah

Principal Skinner beats Saitama

I really, really want to see this reach 7 votes and be added.

 

[RKGenki]

>Tmw the AP gap is exactly 7.499x so it's technically not an AP stomp

Saitama scales from his durability (I guess) which was 850349.28 Joules when he was 12, meanwhile Skinner scales from harming Bart who tanked 6377105.2205 Joules

6377105.2205/850349.28 = 7.4993950962126997978995172430792

kek

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Also guys here is another OPM thread if you wanna check it out:

https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/2731330#15

 

[Jackythejack]

Heh, nice.

Tehcnicaly shouldnt saitsma be more durable because he's older tho?

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Bump.

 

[Schnee_One]

@Genki

Tanked? As in no damage?

Seems like it is if that's the case

 

[The_Calaca]

Skinner via more experience, skill and stats. Saitama is far stronger than his 12 self but we cannot conclude that he'll turn the tides.

 

[Insecurity97]

I laughed so hard at the idea of this that I started crying

Anyway, Skinner FRA

 

[TheArsenal1212]

That's five for Principal Skinner over Saitama

What in the ****

 

[Jackythejack]

I think we have five votes

 

[The_Wright_Way]

That's five for Principal Skinner over Saitama

What in the ****

Don't forget that it's nearly an AP stomp in Skinner's favor.

 

[Jackythejack]

Shhh but it's not so it's fine.

Honestly though it's lieklynless because saitama is more durable than he was when he was 12

 

[Schnee_One]

Skinner FRA

 

[Maverick_Zero_X]

Skinner FRA

 

[Jackythejack]

Hey grace

 

[TheArsenal1212]

I'm literally flabbergasted

 

[Schnee_One]

Isn't as bad as people say it is

 

[Torlikoff]

I think it still is a stomp. Even if Saitama is stronger than his 12 year old self, Skinner is still stronger and has everything else on him.

 

[Stillwinston]

This is the manliest showdown I have ever witnessed. I'll need to think of a mortal kombat intro for these two. XD

 

[DarkGrath]

This had better be put as a notable victory for Skinner... this is the best matchup I've seen. XDDD

 

[TheArsenal1212]

I know right? I'm still in complete shock hahaha

 

[RKGenki]

@Genki

Tanked? As in no damage?

Here's the feat

 

[Schnee_One]

Clearly hurt?

Yeah this seems fair

 

[The_Wright_Way]

This can be added now.

 

[GyroNutz]

Added to Skinner's profile, needs to be requested for Saitama's.