RW Spin-off: Abstract battles Pt. 2

[Christian_Higdon]

Yeah, I'll let you do that, since I'm busy thinking up more Shakespeares to create. Hmm, what's a good poem? Think!

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Though, really, how would I word that? "How2 make Powers out of poems."

 

[PsychoWarper]

Heres Shakespeare in fate.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Holy crap, that's nuts.

Well, I guess my powers would be a bit OP.

I mean, the pathways of eternal pain sound good.

Maybe I should just write down more poems.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

sigh

Even the best of works come from tormented minds.

At the edge of oblivion, some things like to lurk. In the pondering shadows, they walk, slowly breaching the gates of the void. The wrath of the eons hath awakened. They starve, they shout, it's a freak show, and quoth the lord above, "Plain unknowing."

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I boot up my copy of "Everybody wants to rule the World."

Oh boy, it looks like there's a sequel coming out. I'm going to level up to max prestige before the first trailer drops, mark my words.

I plug in my controller and press continue, ignoring the rampant apocalypse occurring outside the casino.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"A sequel to what!? Oh, boy!"

 

[PsychoWarper]

''Hmmm... what is this?''

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Suddenly, a portal is torn in time. A clown is shown.

"Finally. I'm out of Hell again." He said.

 

[Overlord775]

I pat the clown on the head

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"What the?" Spoke out the Stranger.

 

[Overlord775]

• Patting intensifies

 

[Blahblah9755]

I boot up my copy of "Everybody wants to rule the World."

Oh boy, it looks like there's a sequel coming out. I'm going to level up to max prestige before the first trailer drops, mark my words.

I plug in my controller and press continue, ignoring the rampant apocalypse occurring outside the casino.

I see the poster for the second one… wait a second… THAT'S ME! I DIDN'T GIVE PERMISSION FOR THIS!!

"******* Bethesda!"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

The Stranger saw that and laughed. "HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU MUST BE SEEING THI-"

• looks at poster

"What is this?"

 

[Overlord775]

• Coiling

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Hey, what are you doing?" He said.

 

[PsychoWarper]

''I make a dart board appear and start playing darts.''

 

[Blahblah9755]

I join the game, but use rapiers.

 

[Overlord775]

i shoot a planet size dart at the dart board

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[D O R T S]

 

[PsychoWarper]

"''Really''"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Yes. I am bored." I said, before tossing a dart.

 

[Blahblah9755]

The planet sized dart suddenly gets sucked up into the air and disappears.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I load into my bounty hunter save file and start looking around. I spot my target.

"Die for my wallet, WALTERRRR!!!!"

Good thing I installed the Anti Anti Hax Mod.

I stop time and use TGOALID. As Walter's body falls, I devour it with Minority World.

 

[Overlord775]

I slap Dragon with the fury of God Tier Melvin

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I use the ultimate upgraded form of Full Counter that I achieved using Rimuru's Food Chain, "no u".

 

[Overlord775]

i reflect back via Wobofett's Counter and null your food chain by vomiting a bunch of grey chaos tentacles on you

 

[Blahblah9755]

Blane appears in game, and absorbsthe chaos tentacles into his body, repairing the hole in his stomach. Then he leaves.

 

[Overlord775]

I eat the entirity of the Reincarnation Wars multiverse

 

[DragonEmperor23]

The entity teleports itself out..

Reincarnation Wars has left the thread.

 

[Blahblah9755]

The Old First crushes you between two quantum strings, then recreates you as a 57 dimensional being, then turns you into a flamingo and you explode into feathers, then he creates a universe that is you, then he creates a multiverse that eats and digests that universe, then he makes that multiverse twist into a Klein bottle, then… this continues for a while, until you are returned to the EWtRtW game.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

''Wow.''

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Sadly, this wasn't the RW Stranger....

 

[Overlord775]

The Old First crushes you between two quantum strings, then recreates you as a 57 dimensional being, then turns you into a flamingo and you explode into feathers, then he creates a universe that is you, then he creates a multiverse that eats and digests that universe, then he makes that multiverse twist into a Klein bottle, then… this continues for a while, until you are returned to the EWtRtW game.

"That was just my afterimage, fool !"

I then punch the Olf First trought the guts

 

[PsychoWarper]

"Well I see none of you have changed"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Finally! They're gone! I've been waiting for this moment for so long! Now I can destroy that fool Satan and claim the throne!" He laughed and went into Hell again.

 

[Overlord775]

I try to circumnavigate around the Stranger's ego

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[OH MY GOD.]

 

[Overlord775]

after 3 mouths of hard sailing, i finally reach the ................

............

...........

........

1/100^100 step of the journey

 

[Blahblah9755]

You succeed in punching the Olf First. The Olf First. The Old First removes you from an illusion, and you realize that that was actually you he did that to.

Then he leaves.