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(RP) Legion Of Man - Chapter 2 (#2)

[Vamprism varies from fiction. It can be a disease that transmits it to you, in which case yes, eating them would make you a vampire. However it seems like Vampires are supernatural creatures in Izraf's source, so I do not think eating him makes you a vampire.]
 
I manefest TBM and direct him into every opening on Izraf's head, which is made more effective by the other attacks being preformed creating even more openigns than usual
 
[Plot Induced Stupidity kicks in, and now all of your attacks travel at the same speed, despite some being faster than others.]

[Yeah, **** you Nail. Thinkin your hot shit.]
 
[Imma have me PC wake up now if dat kay]

"Ugh? team.... attack?" I say, awakening from the unconsiousness incurred by slamming into a goddamn vampire at 25 mph+

"Team attack? Wait don't do it yetdontdoityet! I have the perfect song for this!"

"Pixel play Stoner Sunshine by Hironobu Kageyama"
 
I summon Sabretooth "Hey after you finish the Vamp off you can TRY to kick my ass" Sabretooth scoffs at this before charging the vamp

[Its been at least 2 minutes]
 
WESTERN GROUP

The force of the combined attacks were far too much for Izraf to contest. He manages to utter one last statement:

"You pieces of shit... your conquering of worlds will have consequences in hell!"

And with that, the combined attack blasts straight through Izraf, completely obliterating him and any shred of his existence. The ground shakes from the attack, similar to that of the tests on the key.

"It's over..." and with that, All Might and everyones servant collectively demanifests.

[WESTERN GROUP IS NOW ON PAUSE, SO THAT EASTERN GROUP CAN CATCH UP!]
 
[Western Group can still converse and react with each other, but plot will ultimately not progress for them. Now is the time to have conversations and questions.]
 
"Chalk it up to anything really, plot armour, assuming our reality be fiction dat is, which is ******* moronic, greater divine purpose, or whatever wacky bullshit, trademarked might I mind you, that you just so happen to believe... But the question still stands, do you like Hironobu Kageyama's music?"
 
[Waiting for the new player characters to now join in and become active, ironically enough.]

[For those just joining, here's what happened:

The group took a ventilation shaft in order to forego and escape a bunch of guards. You crawled and crawled until Snake paused. There was a conversation between the women whom had tried to murder you and another unnamed man. The man told her that she needs to obtain the key, revealing that she was not apart of the government maintaining the island.

You eventually dropped down into an engineering room of some sort. Snake's intel stopped there, and so your group was unsure of where to go. It was decided that you would split up and take two different exits, one to the west, one to the east.

The group that took the western exit of the room is everyone that was sent by Miriam and accompanied Jeffery. The group that took the eastern exit was everyone that had accompanied Snake, minus the character Jayden, he was forced to join the western group.

The eastern most group had encountered a door not long after navigating the various hallways. There was frosted glass preventing you from really seeing what's inside, but as far as you can tell it looks like it may hold the key. There is even chatter on the other side talking about them finishing testing, though they are about to contain it soon.

The western most group has completed an entire boss fight so far. We are waiting for the newer player characters to join and take control in the eastern group scenario.]
 
"Can any of yall answer the ******* question? And no, why in the utter **** would I kill you? Do I have any motive to? Will killing you benefit me in literally ANY regards? and WILL killing you help me get that limited edition Iron Mech Geej Italian Movie Poster? If you answer no to any of these, you have officially become ******* idiot, well you aren't ******* AN idiot, you just spontaneously have a parasitic idiot attach to your being, controlling your speech, thus making you LOOK like ******* idiot"

[Also see what I did there? used expy for Steel Jeeg]
 
[One last post for now I guess]

"Jayden, you have unironically made me question why the **** I even bother trying dodge these attacks more in the last 4 minutes than I ever have in my entire life. I don't care if you care or not, but that's a ******* achievement if I've ever seen one, and that's the first and last time I'll ever say anything positive about you."
 
"Well **** you too person whose name I don't know, wait what is your name? Nevermind will literally ANY of you ANSWER THE ******* QUESTION!?!? DO YOU LIKE HIRONOBU KAGEYAMA'S MUSIC??!?!?!?


"You know what? **** Hironobu Kageyama, let me appeal to your american sensibilities with some good ol' fashion Tenacious D. Should I play **** Her Gently or Kickapoo tho?"
 
"First and foremost im not american second someone needs to takes this gun from me or I swear to god im going to BLOW OFF MY OWN ******* HEAD, JESUS CHRISTUS DIESER MUTTERFICKER MACHT MICH MÖCHTEN STERBEN"
 
[I guess we're gonna have to wait for atleast one person from the NPC group (except Swathing) to be active so we can start the eastern group storyline.]
 
"Kill me and you have one grey haired bullshit-entwine dubiously super soldier on your ass, seriously don't kill me, because if you do and assuming both ghosts and an afterlife exist, I shall spend all of your remaining days ******* up any future job interviews and planting taboo pornography types such as scat onto your computer for any future partner of yours to see"
 
The metal comprising the gun collides with my head, and if you retained literally anything with regards to prior occurrences it's that I cannot handle even the smallest amounts of pain... Despite tanking a literal explosion and a Skin Melting heatwave.

I exhale air through the gaps of my teeth to express the amount of pain I am in

"Wait... Shouldn't we be helping the other group? I mean don't any of y'all think it's weird that not one member of Easterino Teamcito has sent us anything? An SOS? Status Update? 10 Hour Loop of the USSR Anthem?"
 
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