Rewrite's Grand tournament roleplay [THE REAL DEAL]

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

Javen: "YOU ARE A ESTRELLA AND YOU KNOW IT Sniffle"!"

Gamma: NO!!! GET OFF OF ME, YOU STUPID IDIOT! ARROW OF LIGHT!!

[Gamma fires his blinding Arrow of Light attack at the floor to separate himself from Javen.]

Gamma: For Marcus's sake... Is he always like this?

Fred: "Woah, hohoho! She's not anything like that! She's super sweet and very concerned for me! I take her out with me on adventures all the time!"

Delta: Uh huh, she better not be. You, my friend, are the only buddy I've ever kno-

[A fuzzy image of a fire creature and floating child flashes in Delta's mind and causes him to go silent for a moment.]

It was all nice and dandy until Bob came over with a sniper rifle

 Bob: "[SUPRISE MOTHER ******.mp4] HEY! YOU TWO DUMBASSES DIDN'T PAY I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU TWO KILLED FOR IT!"

Delta: I did no such thing! I paid for my pretzel! If I felt like stealing, I would've killed you already!

???: "Nope, not right now atleast!"
The mysterious figure floats to the center of the mall this sound rings all over through the mall, as the figure gave a speech to everyone
"AHEM A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOV- wait wrong speech. ahem Hello all! I am Rewrite the owner and creator of this planet! This announcement is for everyone specifically who got teleported here!"

Stickman Hero: OH, THIS SUCKS!

Rewrite: "Hello~! I hope you can all be hearing this! Even you! Rpers at home!"

Rewrite said tapping something invisible infront of him (it's a camera)

Rewrite: "As you could've saw last time was a bust. So... I decided to drag you all here to finish things off. For Good."

Rewrite clapped his hands.

 Rewrite: "You all will be fighting in a tournament to the death for three prizes! 1. Your very own Hikari plush, 2. Your own revive! You can use it for anyone you desire! 3. That's a mystery! So I hope you all understand!"

Delta, Gamma, and Stickman Hero simultaneously: What the f*ck is a Hikari?

Delta: Welp, I know who I'd use my revive for.

 

[Javenplayz253]

Gamma: NO!!! GET OFF OF ME, YOU STUPID IDIOT! ARROW OF LIGHT!!

[Gamma fires his blinding Arrow of Light attack at the floor to separate himself from Javen.]

Gamma: For Marcus's sake... Is he always like this?

 Whisper: "Yes, yes he is. And trust me it's gonna get more chaotic from here."

Delta: Uh huh, she better not be. You, my friend, are the only buddy I've ever kno-

[A fuzzy image of a fire creature and floating child flashes in Delta's mind and causes him to go silent for a moment.]

 Fred: "Uh delta? Delta? Uhh... you wanna know more about Idiot? He's a lil' cute guy! D-delta?"

Delta: I did no such thing! I paid for my pretzel! If I felt like stealing, I would've killed you already!

 Bob: "BULL SHIT. AND I ALSO WAS TALKING TO YOUR MORONIC FRIEND. BITCH."

Stickman Hero: OH, THIS SUCKS!

 Rewrite: "I don't care."

Delta, Gamma, and Stickman Hero simultaneously: What the f*ck is a Hikari?

 Rewrite: "D-don't you know hikari? Fun cheery guy!"

Delta: Welp, I know who I'd use my revive for.

Fred already knowing responded like this:

 Fred: "Awwwwwww! Thanks! I'll use it for you too!"

 

[SSB64]

Meanwhile, quite far away from most people in the mall, three teens are hiding behind the shelf of a gaming store. One of them, Aria, listens intently to the announcement and the different things going on thanks to her powers. This doesn't seem good. As for the other two, Acco is self-preparing in the event he needs to fight, and Wilbur is having a panic attack, keeping close to Aria.

Aria: (thinks) There's got to be some way out of this mall.....

Acco: (puts a hand on Aria's right shoulder as he speaks softly) Hey. If there's anything you need to know about my crew, it's that we don't go down without a fi-

Aria: (puts a hand over Acco's mouth while mouthing something out) Are you insane? You want that creature to eat us alive? Or do you want to splatter into a million pieces at the hand of some random stranger?

Wilbur: ()

 

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

Whisper: "Yes, yes he is. And trust me it's gonna get more chaotic from here."

Gamma: Haha, well sh*t.

Fred: "Uh delta? Delta? Uhh... you wanna know more about Idiot? He's a lil' cute guy! D-delta?"

Delta: Oh! Uhhh, what's up? I blacked out for a moment there...

Bob: "BULL SHIT. AND I ALSO WAS TALKING TO YOUR MORONIC FRIEND. BITCH."

Delta: Ay, don't call me a b#tch, b#tch. You're just asking to get your ass kicked!

Fred already knowing responded like this:

 Fred: "Awwwwwww! Thanks! I'll use it for you too!"

Delta: Oh! Uhhh... yeah, of course! [Delta whispered to himself, "I'm sorry, Harambe..."]

 

[Rayfire]

Emmet was simply wandering the streets of the city of Bricksburg, wearing headphones around his ears as he bounced happily with each step, listening to a familiar, typical tune fit for the optimistic piece-of-resistance wielder in particular. After president business was prevented from using the fabled Kragle on the blocky city, life was nothing but awesome for the lego man, now that he was officially a master builder.

Things were not so awesome for long, however, as a portal suddenly opened up in the sky near emmet as he travelled through a more quiet part of the city. Emmet looked curiously up at the strange phenomena, removing his headphones from his ears.

Emmet: “Woah… What’s that? It looks like a shooting sta- WOAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” The portal began to pull him in at an incredibly fast rate. Emmet didn’t have enough time to grab onto anything or build something that could help him, as he begins travelling to a foreign dimension, his blocky body moving through a colourful wormhole against his will.

Emmet: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Am I just… gonna keep… falling… foreveeeeeeeeeeer- UFF!” Emmet finds himself in a strange place as he hits the ground, similar to a mall of some kind, but far larger than any he’s ever seen.

Unlike that time with the man upstairs, emmet could still move his body like normal. The construction worker got up, seeing a lot of unusual faces around. Some of them looked realistic, like the man upstairs, others looked like… stickmen, or drawn characters. Needless to say, this was a very strange situation for emmet, despite the wacky adventures he’s been on in the past.

Emmet: “Where am I…?” he mumbled under his breath, before he turns around, seeing a figure that looked similair to him, adorned in body armor, night vision goggles, and wielding a gun. Both blocky figures were startled as they turned around to see each other, and jumped back in surprise.

Emmet: “AH! Don’t shoot! I won’t hurt you! I-Uh, Why do you look like me??”

[Player]: I don’t look like YOU, you look like ME, you are the only one here who looks like me bro

Emmet: "Woah! You talk with speech bubbles?!"

 Rewrite: "Hello~! I hope you can all be hearing this! Even you! Rpers at home!"

Rewrite said tapping something invisible infront of him (it's a camera)

Rewrite: "As you could've saw last time was a bust. So... I decided to drag you all here to finish things off. For Good."

Rewrite clapped his hands.

 Rewrite: "You all will be fighting in a tournament to the death for three prizes! 1. Your very own Hikari plush, 2. Your own revive! You can use it for anyone you desire! 3. That's a mystery! So I hope you all understand!"

Emmet: "WHAT?!?!"

[Player]: Aw heck naw, What is this, i just wanted to have a casual game

 

[Javenplayz253]

In Beacon town, Jesse was sitting on a bench just enjoying some Chicken he just got. It was relatively peaceful. Surprisingly no big villains, no cool adventures, it's just a peaceful ordinary day. Everything was quiet. A little too quiet.

Jesse: "Something is off. Very off would've expected Radar to run up to me and tell me something by now."

He was right. It was too quiet. In fact, no one was in the town. Before anything else Jesse stumbled upon an Ender Portal. It wasn't your usual ender portal though. The obsidian was colored Blue, and the insides of the portal was colored Red. Jesse sighed, but this portal most likely led to his friends and other citizens, so he hopped inside it only to find himself in the mall with two people in front of him. A Lego figure and A Robloxian. He looked around for a bit before walking over to them.

Emmet: “Where am I…?” he mumbled under his breath, before he turns around, seeing a figure that looked similair to him, adorned in body armor, night vision goggles, and wielding a gun. Both blocky figures were startled as they turned around to see each other, and jumped back in surprise.

Emmet: “AH! Don’t shoot! I won’t hurt you! I-Uh, Why do you look like me??”

[Player]: I don’t look like YOU, you look like ME, you are the only one here who looks like me bro

Emmet: "Woah! You talk with speech bubbles?!"

Dialogue options:

> Are you two in charge of this place?

> Woah calm down and put away the gun!

> Who are you two?

Jesse: "Woah hohoho! What's going on here! Don't wanna sound rude or anything but you two don't look like the people from my world!"

 Rewrite: "Hello~! I hope you can all be hearing this! Even you! Rpers at home!"

Rewrite said tapping something invisible infront of him (it's a camera)

Rewrite: "As you could've saw last time was a bust. So... I decided to drag you all here to finish things off. For Good."

Rewrite clapped his hands.

 Rewrite: "You all will be fighting in a tournament to the death for three prizes! 1. Your very own Hikari plush, 2. Your own revive! You can use it for anyone you desire! 3. That's a mystery! So I hope you all understand!" (Pretend the destroy plan

 Rewrite: "I'll simply destroy your whole world! In a snap~!"
Rewrite snapped his fingers, a chair next to Mao mao exploded, before being rebuilt

Javen was in disbelief. He was... mad.

Javen: "ALRIGHT BUDDY. HURT ME ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU WILL NOT DESTROY MY FRIENDS. I-I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY MY WORRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!"

And just like that Javen was powering up before, Rewrite snapped causing the boy to go to sleep. In a instant

Rewrite: "Alright, anyone else want to defy me?"

Meanwhile with Snoopy... The iconic dog gulped after looking at froze for a bit. She was a bit of a menacing one, then he got a Idea why not be friends with her and form an Alliance? So he walked up to her and stuck out his hand

Gamma: Haha, well sh*t.

Whisper: "He's asleep now."

Delta: Oh! Uhhh, what's up? I blacked out for a moment there...

Fred: "I was going to tell you about Idiot. But uh ok..."
Fred looking at her pretzels for a bit before looking back at Delta

Delta: Ay, don't call me a b#tch, b#tch. You're just asking to get your ass kicked!

Fred: "Don't worry I got this!"
Fred then did the iconic Mario throws Bowser spin on Bob and kicked him away
Fred: "So long ey, Hooded freak!"

Delta: Oh! Uhhh... yeah, of course! [Delta whispered to himself, "I'm sorry, Harambe..."]

Fred: "Ok Harambe is valid I respect you for that."

Rewrite: "STAY TUNED EVERYONE! THE MATCHUPS IS COMING!!!! SOON!!!!!!! (Aka next reply by me)."

 

[SSB64]

Rewrite: "Alright, anyone else want to defy me?"

Acco: (uses his ability before Aria can fully react, making this way towards Rewrite, crossing his arms before looking down at the sleeping Javen, and then at Rewrite.) Sorry. I heard of the potential to defy my new leader and just had to come over to do so.

(Why is he of all people doing this? Hmmmmmmm.....)

Aria: (thinks) What the heck is he doing? He's going to get himself killed..... What a moron.

 

[Rayfire]

Jesse: "Woah hohoho! What's going on here! Don't wanna sound rude or anything but you two don't look like the people from my world!"

[Player]: Fax, I’ve seen a ton of stickmen and anime characters around, but you look like you came straight outta minecraft

Emmet: “Did you hear what that weird hedgehog in the sky just said?! He just said we’re in a death game! I don’t wanna kill people, or have people kill ME!” Emmet says as the minecraft man approached the two of them, clearly panicked, but also evidently worried about what might happen to his home world, bricksburg.

Javen was in disbelief. He was... mad.

Javen: "ALRIGHT BUDDY. HURT ME ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU WILL NOT DESTROY MY FRIENDS. I-I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY MY WORRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!"

And just like that Javen was powering up before, Rewrite snapped causing the boy to go to sleep. In a instant

Rewrite: "Alright, anyone else want to defy me?"

Asuna, Orange, and Frisk watched as one of their friends simply collapsed at the snap of rewrite’s fingers. Their group was evidently shocked, clearly, rewrite wasn’t bluffing with using their strange powers.

Orange: “Woah! Don’t mess with the guy with spikes! He can give you the same vibe as grandpa lemon!” Orange exclaimed, reminded of one of his fruity friends back home. He hardly seemed to be taking this seriously at all, like usual.

Meanwhile, Asuna clenched her fists, seeing one of her friends fall only made her more mad at the deformed-looking hedgehog in front of her. She was definitely under a lot of pressure to think smart and fast because of their dire situation. But one side of her reminded her that if she acted irrationally now, it would probably have unfathomable consequences. She had no idea what this… horrific creature was truly capable of, what it had up its sleeve, and whether or not her best trump cards would even be effective on it. This seemed far beyond anything she had encountered before, despite her previous multiversal calamities.

Slowly, she calmed her nerves by taking a breath, but she was still glaring at the hedgehog floating above. Clearly, she wasn”t the type to just cower in fear, she was one to stand firm.

Asuna: “…What do you even gain out of this, psycho? What are you gonna do when you run out of people to put into your stupid death games?!” She questioned.

Frisk simply stood in-between the inhabitants of the group, observing the situation in front of them. Despite seemingly being a child, they didn’t seem very scared. Perhaps they were also used to life-or-death situations, at least to some degree.

 

[Rayfire]

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[SSB64]

 

[SSB64]

 

[Rayfire]

(JAVEN WE NEED YOU BUDDY!!!)

 

[Javenplayz253]

[Player]: Fax, I’ve seen a ton of stickmen and anime characters around, but you look like you came straight outta minecraft

Emmet: “Did you hear what that weird hedgehog in the sky just said?! He just said we’re in a death game! I don’t wanna kill people, or have people kill ME!” Emmet says as the minecraft man approached the two of them, clearly panicked, but also evidently worried about what might happen to his home world, bricksburg.

Jesse perked up when he heard Emmet's claim and looked at Rewrite.
Jesse: "Huh?"

Asuna, Orange, and Frisk watched as one of their friends simply collapsed at the snap of rewrite’s fingers. Their group was evidently shocked, clearly, rewrite wasn’t bluffing with using their strange powers.

Orange: “Woah! Don’t mess with the guy with spikes! He can give you the same vibe as grandpa lemon!” Orange exclaimed, reminded of one of his fruity friends back home. He hardly seemed to be taking this seriously at all, like usual.

Meanwhile, Asuna clenched her fists, seeing one of her friends fall only made her more mad at the deformed-looking hedgehog in front of her. She was definitely under a lot of pressure to think smart and fast because of their dire situation. But one side of her reminded her that if she acted irrationally now, it would probably have unfathomable consequences. She had no idea what this… horrific creature was truly capable of, what it had up its sleeve, and whether or not her best trump cards would even be effective on it. This seemed far beyond anything she had encountered before, despite her previous multiversal calamities.

Slowly, she calmed her nerves by taking a breath, but she was still glaring at the hedgehog floating above. Clearly, she wasn”t the type to just cower in fear, she was one to stand firm.

Asuna: “…What do you even gain out of this, psycho? What are you gonna do when you run out of people to put into your stupid death games?!” She questioned.

Frisk simply stood in-between the inhabitants of the group, observing the situation in front of them. Despite seemingly being a child, they didn’t seem very scared. Perhaps they were also used to life-or-death situations, at least to some degree.

Rewrite: "Ohohohohoho! I'm gonna put more people in until wee ol' me is satisfied!"
Rewrite chuckled in a deep tone.

Acco: (uses his ability before Aria can fully react, making this way towards Rewrite, crossing his arms before looking down at the sleeping Javen, and then at Rewrite.) Sorry. I heard of the potential to defy my new leader and just had to come over to do so.

Rewrite: "Lol. no."
Rewrite put Acco in a portable jail cell with a sign saying: Laugh at me.
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The wattersons listened to everyone panicking about dying which put THEM in a panic, Gumball, Darwin, and Richard were running around screaming in fear. Because they knew it was a kill or be killed tourney. Meanwhile Nicole and Anias tried to calm the three down. Whisper sighed and brought out her phone to text her parents. David looked up and down. while just letting out a single: "dang.". Bob put down his gun that was aimed for Delta's head and just muttered. "WE'RE F*CKED.", Fred Stretched her body and yawned. Snoopy started to whine as he took out a picture of Charlie brown, Him, and Woodstock. Javen was still fast asleep.

Rewrite: "Oh! Did I tell you guys I had a co-host?"

Rewrite snapped and summoned a limp anthropomorphic octopus it looked... dead... Rewrite looked around before face-palming and snapping causing the Octopus to become alive once more but it's movements were off and more robotic if Anything.

Fizz(?): "IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST MATCH! LOOT VS GAMMA!!!!"

A big Stadium screen showed icons of both combatants.

Rewrite: "You two should prepare!"

And a poof of smoke appeared causing the two hosts to teleport away.

 

[MintyBoi1]

Rewrite: "Lol. no."
Rewrite put Acco in a portable jail cell with a sign saying: Laugh at me.
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Rewrite: "Oh! Did I tell you guys I had a co-host?"

Rewrite snapped and summoned a limp anthropomorphic octopus it looked... dead... Rewrite looked around before face-palming and snapping causing the Octopus to become alive once more put it's movements were off and more robotic if Anything.

Fizz(?): "IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST MATCH! LOOT VS GAMMA!!!!"

A big Stadium screen showed icons of both combatants.

Rewrite: "You two should prepare!"

And a poof of smoke appeared causing the two hosts to teleport away.

The Sheriff’s Department and Team Tempo were still wrestling with their respective thoughts on the situation. More than anything, it made Cinner and Mao Mao mad. Being forced to put aside those they cared about for the sake of a demon’s entertainment. It was infuriating as it was terrifying. But the threat of having their whole worlds destroyed kept them silent. That part was harder for Adorabat and Vann who weren’t able to stop some panicked screaming coming out.

Badgerclops: Stay chill, dudes! There’s gotta be something we can do here!

Kaint: He’s right. Keep yourself calm.

Cinner turned around to see the assassin who he’d become very acquainted with in the past touching his shoulder. He was almost happy to see him. But that would mean he was happy to risk seeing the man die. Cinner just sighed as everyone else wondered where the masked man came from.

Cinner: You always show up at the most dire times, huh?

Kaint: Somehow, someway, I’m always having to look out for you, kid.

Cinner: You know you’re not much older than me right?

Streak: It’s you, I remember seeing your face a while back.

Kaint: Likewise. But no time for introductions. It seems things are about to get bloody.

Just as Kaint said that, the announcements are said. From the weird octopus showing up, to him telling everyone what the first match was. Loot hears her name being called and shudders. Holding onto Vann as she looks up at the face of herself and her opponent.

Loot: I’m going first?

Vann: Those stupid bastards! At least they’re gone. Tell you what, don’t worry about the match. I bet you can slam whoever that loser in the hood is if you put your mind to it.

Loot: You know what, yeah! I’ll give it my all out there. I won’t be afraid. Not when there’s so much at stake.

The girl now had her spirits high. She was ready to fight for her life. No matter what the opponent had up his sleeve. Vann patted her back with an assured smile.

 

[Javenplayz253]

Vann: Those stupid bastards! At least they’re gone. Tell you what, don’t worry about the match. I bet you can slam whoever that loser in the hood is if you put your mind to it.

Loot: You know what, yeah! I’ll give it my all out there. I won’t be afraid. Not when there’s so much at stake.

The girl now had her spirits high. She was ready to fight for her life. No matter what the opponent had up his sleeve. Vann patted her back with an assured smile.

Bob looked at the wholesome moment before turning over to David.

Bob: "Whole wallet if she dies."

David: "What."

Bob: "We're doing a bet. If The Dickfigure in the hood wins you give me your whole wallet."

David was in disbelief betting money over a death match?!

David: "DUDE THAT'S REALLY F'ED UP! WHY WOULD YOU BET MONEY OVER SOMEONE WHO MIGHT DIE SOON?!"

Bob: "It's for fun, And cash. Mostly Cash."

David: "DUDE I'M NOT GREEDY. YOU KNOW WHAT? IN FACT! IMMA BET AGAISNT YOU! YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A RAISE IF SHE WINS!"

Bob: "Alright then! You're on!"

Both glared at each other before walking to the people they're betting for.

 

[Rayfire]

Rewrite: "Ohohohohoho! I'm gonna put more people in until wee ol' me is satisfied!"
Rewrite chuckled in a deep tone.

Rewrite: "Oh! Did I tell you guys I had a co-host?"

Rewrite snapped and summoned a limp anthropomorphic octopus it looked... dead... Rewrite looked around before face-palming and snapping causing the Octopus to become alive once more put it's movements were off and more robotic if Anything.

Fizz(?): "IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST MATCH! LOOT VS GAMMA!!!!"

A big Stadium screen showed icons of both combatants.

Rewrite: "You two should prepare!"

And a poof of smoke appeared causing the two hosts to teleport away.

Asuna watched as the two hosts vanished into thin air, her anger towards the unimaginably evil design of this tournament still lingering in her mind. She wished she could just punch that hedgehogs snout in right then and there, but it was pretty much set in stone that the solution to her current situation was not nearly as simple as fighting the big bad.

She then turned towards her group, a bad feeling growing in her gut. She couldn't really describe it, but the thought of fighting and killing one of her friends here wasn't something she could ignore. But if she didn't kill them, then her home world would be destroyed. It was an exchange of friends' lives for the lives of other friends. It's not a deal she'd earn anything from at all. It was a testament to how inescapable the circumstances seemed, but orange in particular didn't really seem to get the memo, despite her tense conversation with the man himself.

With a sigh, she decided to try and let her frustrations go for a moment. Dwelling on them would impact her ability to think, especially when her time came for her to fight. Even for her, such a challenge seemed a little daunting, but it wouldn't be like her to back down at all. That'd only affect her chances badly.

Asuna: "You don't seem all that freaked out, orange. Don't you have friends back home?" She inquired.

Orange: "Nah, with the power of the Legendary Super Citrus, we'll be A-okay!" Orange responded, seeming full of emotion. Maybe he was a bit too dumb or naive to understand the implications of the tournament, but asuna would rather keep the fruit motivated and happy, at least for now.

Asuna: "What's this legendary-super-whatever you keep talking about?" She changed the subject as the two engaged in conversation.

Orange: "You'll see when it's time for me to 'beet' my foe! Nyahahahaha!"

Whisper sighed and brought out her phone to text her parents.

Meanwhile, frisk stood amongst the group, listening to the conversation between the girl and sentient fruit, before noticing whisper nearby on their cellphone. A thought crossed the fallen childs mind. Perhaps they could contact the monsters of the underground. But would that even be possible in another dimension? They thought for a moment, before attempting to give it a try.

* Ring... Ring...

* ...

* Nobody picked up.

Toriel didn't seem to pick up the phone. Frisk put their cellphone back in their pocket, a little frustrated. However, they held onto their hopes. They weren't alone in this.

Jesse perked up when he heard Emmet's claim and looked at Rewrite.
Jesse: "Huh?"

Emmet and jesse watched as the host duo vanished, before the lego man took a deep breath, as if to calm himself.

Emmet: "No worries... I am a MASTER BUILDER! And with a little help, i saved the world! Getting sent to another world has nothing on me! I've got this"

Emmet tries to motivate himself, before suddenly, he began to pick apart pieces of the mall near him at high speed, building something in a Similair fashion to this. He creates what appears to be a house-shaped spaceship.

Emmet: "A-HA! That weird blue hedgehog won't stop me from getting my overpriced coffee! Cmon guys, let's get out of here!" Emmet ran towards his creation, before suddenly, it began to deform, and pop out of existence, as if some sort of invisible force prevented anything from escaping, even before such an attempt was made.

Emmet: "WHAT?!?!?" He exclaimed, clearly not expecting such a thing to happen.

[Player]: Wish my chat didn't have a filter on it rn

 

[SSB64]

Rewrite: "Lol. no."
Rewrite put Acco in a portable jail cell with a sign saying: Laugh at me

Acco: (Very quickly, he finds himself in a cage, much like others before him. As for the sign, he takes its words to heart, though not at himself, but rather, at Rewrite.) Pfffffffft-HAHAHAHAHA! This is the best joke I've ever heard. A blue rat, one that can bend the laws of reality no less, and he feels he has to put a simple teenager in a cage to fix the problem? One that's somehow supposed to be a "punishment" too, yet fails at that completely.....

Asuna: "What's this legendary-super-whatever you keep talking about?" She changed the subject as the two engaged in conversation.

Acco: (Once he finishes his laugh at Rewrite, his attention turns over to Asuna and the others in her group, simply looking over at them, especially Asuna, almost as if he's silently trying to get her attention.)