Puppet Pig Meets Real Pig (ALF vs Wild Boar)

[Flashlight237]

Finally I remembered wanting to do a topic featuring pigs. Here, we have ALF, the alien puppet pig from an 80s sitcom, against a real wild pig. Now, if typical weight ranges are anything to go by, male tigers go from 90 to 306 kg, with the median value being 198 kg. Giant Ussuri boars, on the other hand, were recorded to weigh in at 300 to 350 kg, making them more monstrous than a median-sized tiger and slightly heavier than the typical weight range of a tiger. From what I've seen, a large boar can put up a good fight against a tiger (even though it would lose), as you might see here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdlsWdoXau0

Wild boars are regularly found on top-lists in terms of overall aggression. ALF had stolen a tiger from the zoo, though its weight was unspecified. Other than that, it is scarce for ALF to take things seriously, which would not sit well against a boar ready to gore him.

At the very least ALF should get 32.3 kJ from a median-sized tiger. An Ussuri Boar? Upwards 31.5 kilojoules. That aside, this is going to be ALF vs an Ussuri Boar. Granted ALF can survive a wild boar goring him thanks to Regenerationn, though he is so small that an actor who's 2'9" (~84 cm) in costume is required to show ALF in his full glory. Dunno how that would factor into this equation. That aside, here are the profiles.

ALF's Profile

Wild Boar's Profile

Who takes this?



Pig Puppet: 1 (Bobsican)
Real Pig: 0

Inconclusive: 0

 

[Bobsican]

I think Alf can win this, if he gets infected by considerable diseases, his fever can do the rest.

 

[Flashlight237]

I think Alf can win this, if he gets infected by considerable diseases, his fever can do the rest.

True; from what I've read, Alf's fever is a "how is he not turned into ash?" kind of fever.

 

[Bobsican]

That doesn´t mean the enviroment is ready for his bleeding of such temperature, as it doesn´t combust as it is still inside him.