Phoenix sues a Bad Martial Artist

[Buttersamuri]

Poor Maya signed up to Dans class to learn Martial arts and be more like The steel samurai (and cut the freaking moon in half but that's irrelevant). However after one class, she realized how bad the class and martial arts was and goes to Nick all upset. Phoenix is immediately made mad after also learning he won't refund her and now is here to fight on her behalf.

Speed is unequal

No equipment or evidence

Takes place in the streets

Will Phoenix beat the refund out of Dan, or Will dan make off with their money?

They start 10 feet away from each other

Phoenix Wright: 8

Dan Hibiki:

Inconclusive:

 

[KingEzran]

Powers

Phoenix has none without evidence and equipment meanwhile Dan has martial arts and Chi Manip so this goes to Dan.

AP

Well Dan can exert 401,445 joules, but Phoenix can harm himself which means he should be able to exert around 462,106 joules. Phoenix wins here.

Speed

Phoenix can move 73.14 m/s faster so he wins here.

Lifting Strength

Dan wins this obviously.

Durability

Dan's should be comparable to his AP and we already found out that Phoenix can take 462,106 joules, so Phoenix wins once more.

Stamina

Dan wins here.

Intelligence

Wright wins here.

Conclusion

This is a very close match, but I vote Phoenix for AP, speed, Dura, and Intelligence.

 

[Jackythejack]

Apparently light air and soul manipulation aren't powers.

 

[KingEzran]

Then this definitely goes to Phoenix, I'd call this a stomp.

 

[Jackythejack]

To be fair soul manipulation ain't super in character o someone who...isn't possessed. Phoenix would practically need to be bloodlusted and even then thats iffy

 

[KingEzran]

Hey butter, when did the steel samurai split the moon?

 

[Buttersamuri]

It's in one of the parts where it shows the cartoon itself. I'll link or later when I can dig it up

 

[Ted_Ed]

Part of the show the Samurai's from.


Anyways, it is a clear victory for Phoenix. He could indeed get hurt and possibly knocked out by dan, but it is super unlikely.

Phoenix fra.

 

[Buttersamuri]

Bump

 

[Chianli]

nick fra

 

[KingEzran]

Instead of calling it a stomp, I'll vote Phoenix.

 

[Buttersamuri]

Four more votes

 

[TheArsenal1212]

We all know what match has to be done with Phoenix now Wright? (Right? Get it?)

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Also Phoenix FRA

 

[Moritzva]

When can we do Phoenix attempting to beat CH in court with 8 months of prep?

Also Phoenix FRA.

 

[Jackythejack]

Phoenix wins due to bullshit.

 

[KingEzran]

1 MORE VOTE!

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Phoenix FRA

 

[Buttersamuri]

Dang. That just ended quickly. Grace I suppose

 

[Psychomaster35]

Third rate lawyer FRA.

 

[KingEzran]

grace

 

[Buttersamuri]

Third rate lawyer FRA.

Third Rate?! Bruh, we about to fight

 

[Psychomaster35]

Apparently, that is what the game at least reveals what rate he is when I played it.

 

[Buttersamuri]

Third rate ain't right imo. No third rate gonna beat someone who ain't been beaten in 40 years straight.