Patrick Star VS Squidward: A totally expected SpongeBob matchup - (0-1-0)

[Accelerated_Evolution]

Squidward wake up one day and decided to beat the shit out of Patrick, then Patrick look at his face and said "I will not let this happen, Bitch"

• Both are at their base forms
• Both have access to their optional equipment (Expect for Life Insurance)
• They start 5 meters apart
• Both are bloodlusted
• Happily, they scale to the same stuff so i don´t need to specify anything more
• Patrick´s profile - Squidward´s profile

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Dennis appears and solos both (Incon):

 

[koopa3144]

Hasn't Patrick easily overpowered and beaten Squidward in the past? Pretty sure he's shown to be physically stronger than Squid and is more skilled in Martial Arts. Squid's plot hax is not useful in a combat setting as it is only used to change the tone and we don't know if it can be used to do anything else. If Squid puts Pat to sleep a Pat can jump out the dream and keep fighting for him. Pat can use his Telepathy to read what Squid is about to do when invisible to counter it. Imo Pat just beats up Squid or overpower Squid and pin him down too EE with the Magic Pencil.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

EE with magical pencil is unfortunetly not a win con as squidward can regenerate back from It, what I'm thinking here is that squidward music may be his best wincon as It straight up incapacitates whoever listens to It, making It the true one shoot power in this battle as everything else both sides can pull they can also just shrug It off in the next moment

 

[koopa3144]

EE with magical pencil is unfortunetly not a win con as squidward can regenerate back from It

The magical pencil negates low-godly Regen so it can erase Squid.

what I'm thinking here is that squidward music may be his best wincon as It straight up incapacitates whoever listens to It

Patrick resists most of the effects of squidward music.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

The magical pencil negates low-godly Regen so it can erase Squid.

Patrick resists most of the effects of squidward music.

1- I was mot aware of that

2- Don't squidward music affected patrick in the show before?

 

[koopa3144]

2- Don't squidward music affected patrick in the show before?

Iirc it only made him sleep in one ep but he resists its other effects like Corrosion Inducement, Death Manipulation, and Explosion manipulation.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Iirc it only made him sleep in one ep but he resists its other effects like Corrosion Inducement, Death Manipulation, and Explosion manipulation.

I'm probable imagining things bit I remenber him feeling pain from squidward music before... meh

Patrick has a easier to achive wincon FRA