Paint Cans and Pocket Sand

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

Dale looks at the McCallister house hold and their huge family he thinks this is suspicous and sets up a plan later that night and does some practice shooting on some cans in his backyard 1 week later kevin sets up his traps in preperation for Dale's break in

To explain some things dale is planning on a break in for a week and kevin is also planning for a week

but kevin only gets 1 day to prepare

Dale only gets his melee weapons (no guns)

Dale is also willing to kill

Speed's equal

A 8 year old knocks out another home invader:

Dale ******* murders a minor:1

Something about suicidal jojo character:

 

[Buttersamuri]

Dale with relative ease. He is quick to notice such traps as being a maker of them himself. His club has dozens of traps set up around the place, and even set up his house with deadly attack should the alarm not be set off. Dale is also fairly detailed. Him being so overly untrusting causes him to recheck every detail and make sure of everything. He may get tagged by a few ones, but nothing Kevin has is nearly strong enough to put him down in one too two blows. It would take several. Especially with his pain tolerance. And some of Kevin's traps aren't exactly the hardest to avoid. Someone who pays attention will notice them. Dale is overly watchful for traps, gets through quite a few of them, possibly taking hits from stuff like the paint cans. Powers through it and pocket sands Kevin.

Dale FTW

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

eh Kevin's traps are hard to see even from an outside view with all of his windows when dale opens that door he's gonna get hit hard with something like the paint buckets which is gonna hurt alot and probably knock him down and probably knock him but kevin is also known to blow shit up so nothing is stopping him from that and taking dale by suprise. Dale is smart but is likely to rush in The OP has dale assume the McCallisters leave for vacation and goes in trying to find stuff about the McCallisters

 

[Buttersamuri]

Most tend to be stuff that is easier to avoid or do much damage to when someone is paying attention and on their toes. Dale is over paranoid and expects the unexpected. He rigs his own house with deadly traps, and if he is expecting trouble, he will react in such a manor. Does it the same when sneaking into the gun club. Dale is not likely to rush in. If he didn't know what to expect maybe, but if he is planning stuff out, he gets so detailed it sometimes becomes unnecessary. (He went into a military base as a rodent killer, Snuck into the bushes and changes into a soldier uniform and came out to walk by the general looking as a solider, then swapped back to his Bug uniform under that suit and walked by another soldier). Also not gonna do that much realistically. Dale can handle way worse. This is a verse of people who can handle a bull charging them. Bill had dozens of furniture shoot at him at nearly 50 MPH iirc and stopped it all. The energy of that alone surpasses what a swinging paint can does. Enough damage could potentially put him down yes, but it isn't likely. He reacts in to paranoid ways to fall for some of them, and frankly too tough for most of them anyway. It's not like it's rapid fire or anything. And none of the do pierce damage. So considering Dale is a good amount more durable, smarter, way more experienced, extremely paranoid and familiar with traps, and frankly tough enough to tank about any trap and stay conscious. He shouldn't have trouble here

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

when dale sneaks into other people's house he's usally pretty sneaky and the only thing he looks out for is just people like the time when he snuck in to steal hank's "bait" underestimating him to just rob the place and then leave and in daletech He broke into bills house and ambushed him with cotten not expecting bill to rough him up too bad. when it comes to breaking into houses he would expect to sneak in without much trouble and then sneak out he might have to rough someone up but kevin has traps to catch off guard and to probably knock him out atleast and have him arrested

 

[Buttersamuri]

Knock him out at the least is still a pretty big No. the actual about of traps he would have to hit dale with to pull that off is immense. Again. Dozens of furniture at like 50 MPH didnt even faze Bill. And dale is relatively on par. That kind of energy is far past any trap that Kevin has.

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

eh that's kinda iffy to me for dale being on par with bill. Dale is usally represented as a weakling not saying he doesn't scale but he has shown to be decently weaker than a majority of the characters and bill has overpowerd dale in just garbage while dale had a literal suit of armor. I think he would get pretty badly injured. The paint cans are probably gonna stagger dale and make him fall downstairs into the basement into even more traps and kevin could blow him up in the basement he did do this in the movie to the burglers but it would probably kill dale

 

[Buttersamuri]

It is far more iffy to say they aren't on par realistically. I mean heck, Dale has taken hits from Hank who is notably strong then them both. There is no way he isn't comparable to some degree. Just by taking hits from Hank is enough. Bill May be stronger, but Dale still is comparable. And again. Paint can ISNT close to the degree of stuff dale has faced. Dale got hit by a higher speed moving car and got back up basically unfazed. Paint cans are gonna hurt sure, but certainly not enough to stagger him. And Dales durability > The Burgers Durability

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

well dale would probably still fall down those stairs kevin usally sets up toy cars or little pins and once kevin sees that dale wasn't staggerd he would run away setting up dale into more traps

 

[Buttersamuri]

That assumes he walks in blindly, which he realistically wouldn't. He would pay attention to such things like that. And assuming he even falls into those traps, they wouldn't even hurt him that much. This are some fairly big Ifs

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

huh well i ran out of arguements 1 for Dale