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Our mc has cancer and is given powers from another guy who has cancer where the mc dies and come back to see he was replaced by his rival as a mc
 
There's a dude and some dying girl and one of them supposedly wants to eat one of the other's internal organs and the audience cries at the end.
 
The real cal howard said:
There's a dude and some dying girl and one of them supposedly wants to eat one of the other's internal organs and the audience cries at the end.
The "I Want to Eat Your Pancreas" novel.
 
A living magic spell gets angry at people for dying and so tries to kill them all. A guy who literally slept through the apocalypse and a girl with another guy inside of her must collect some cups to save everyone.
 
I also like JoJo parts descriptions:

Phantom Blood: "English boy and his gang beat the shit out of his gay step brother vampire using sunlight kung fu"

Battle Tendency: "British man and italian bubble gay, cyborg nazi and a MILF use sunlight kung fu to defeat gay aztec gods of fitness"

Stardust Crusaders: "Japanese student, his friend, egyptian guy with fries on his hair, british DILF and french beat the shit ouf of gay vampire using punching ghosts"

Diamond is Unbreakable: "Some Japanese guys beat the shit out of David Bowie with hand fetish and his two weird cats"

Vento Aureo: "Son of gay vampire has a dream to kick the shit out of gay mafia's pink hair spaghetti boss using his gold gay punching ghost"

Stone Ocean: "Gay priest dude kills everyone and resets the universe with his horse-something"

Steel Ball Run: "Jesus tells crippled man to punch president of United States"

JoJolion: "Where the **** is the antagonist?"
 
2 years after the brutal dismemberment of a immortal cyborg owl from ancient egypt, his parts are put on display in a museum but are stolen by a band of theives who have an unhealthy obsession with illegal spice that drives people into frenzied fits of uncontrolled rage. A raccoon, turtle, and macho wrestler hippo drive their van across the world to steal the parts from these losers but face off against deadly obstacles such as the undead, military forces, and canada on their quest. Eventually they uncover the dark motives of the leader behind this band of theives, he plans on using the previously mentioned spice to hypnotize everyone in Paris and force them into becoming frenzied savages of hatred, and plans on using their hatred to empower himself once he fuses with the cyborg owl in order to become immortal, but he gets deceived by some pink cat lady who fuses with the owl herself but then she gets blown up and cripples the turtle for life.
 
A guy who loves money with a face as stiff and scaly as a lizard, is possesed by a grown as man that looks as delicate as a female with long hair, who tells him how to live his life but Mo just wants to rub his hands all day collecting money.
 
Let's go through the ones on my page:

Some gross dudes fight over stuff that doesn't matter in the middle of nowhere

Mindhax nerd has relationship problems while bad things happen elsewhere

An American Heart Association rep kills hentai and becomes a god in a night

Angry Sword Man who does not understand social conduct obsesses over a mentally ill girl and some gay dude in a gimp suit

Incomprehensible and sometimes racist ravings of a crazy perso

Mentally unstable people being forced to work in unsavory conditions until the planet explodes

Invincible God-Killing Zombie ***** around doing bike tricks, dancing, and flexing their designer clothes

A bottle in my chem teacher's closet

Cosplayer hallucinates and kills thousands of Russians and cops, then nuclear war

An insect kills the su

Complete strangers fight one another to the death with no compulsion needed

A Twink fights a big black dude for the waifu, but with triangles

Xenophobic racist goes on a personal crusade against a minority, terrorizes entire communities with impunity

Peasant girl realizes she's actually supposed to be god 2, except not really

Laid off workers destroy a city in revenge

The last remaining flesh man fights back the endless tide of skeletons, 2021 (Colorized)

Parkour enthusiasts become mass shooters with military grade weapons at their side, also big robot

Dude gets really high and kills a ton of people for drugs

Bullied girl has to navigate the confusing social network of high school while her city is destroyed every few weeks

Alternatively for the last one, the series where it takes sufficient force to drop a moon out of orbit to harm the enemies, and the main character's power is that she can ask bugs to do things
 
Edgy man with headphones gets shot by Jesus and brought to a spiritual form of SAO. Together with a girl with extremely skimpy clothes, Jesus and a rapper, he discovers the meaning of happiness. He also plays Beyblade.
 
Ionliosite said:
Come on guys, this can't be easier:
A boy with serious daddy issues gets told to get in the robot. In the end, everybody gets turned into orange tang by a giant naked version of his mother's clone.
Evangeshit
 
Zombies resurrected by robo-tennis balls attempt to kill the rule that divides the living and the dead. In the process slaughtering the remnants of a dying species because they also want the tennis balls, kill the first guy to navigate around, fight the Prometheans from Halo, and then almost get completely wiped out by a few space turtles who also want the tennis balls.
 
blue hair bois journey to kill nazis starts after his fist fight with his best friend after he threatens to reveal their biggest naughtiest secret they kept for around 10 years.

Boi comes back after years away from his home island only for his dad to indirectly royally **** his date over turning her to a yandere
 
The son of GOD (and also technically GOD's adopted brother) joins the italian mafia to stop people from selling crack to kids, kills a lot of people, and ends up usurping the Italian Devil's throne by stabbing himself.
 
A war and a slightly shittier knock off of the first war both go down in America in the same city at the same time. The planet gets nuked multiple times and rebuilt on the first night due to a Bromance, but no one seemed to notice.
 
TISSG7Redgrave said:
blue hair bois journey to kill nazis starts after his fist fight with his best friend after he threatens to reveal their biggest naughtiest secret they kept for around 10 years.
Boi comes back after years away from his home island only for his dad to indirectly royally **** his date over turning her to a yandere
I know the first one, but which is the second one?
 
A group of idiots find themselves in an infinite void, they are tasked with creating a world from basically nothing.

Follow them through trial and error as they build their new world, discover their godly powers, have differing ideological stances on their godhood, fall in and out of love and battle the never ending forces of darkness. And they do all this while knowing that in the end they will be the arbiters of their own inevitable doom.
 
4 degenerate people who don't know that they're degenerates grouped together in a fantasy world, meeting with equally dumb and degenerate people, doing mundane, degenerate things including declaration on terrorism, ignorance of common sense and morality, destruction of an economy of a city, attempted murder to innocent women, several death threats, fraud and corruption of once good innocent princess to a girl who commit crimes for fun in the back of the king who rules the entire humanity against the demon King.

Fun.
 
one monkey boy loves to fight too much and sucks at being a dad.

An orphan gave the finger to everyone who said he can't do his dreams and got married/laid to the person that loved him as well as fulfilling his dreams...but sorta stuck with ungrateful son

Evil scientist gets yeeted by hedgehog.
 
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