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[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

Gods, ninjas, soldiers, warrior monks, cops, native americans, a guy in a mocap suit, an actor who uses his enemy's upper torso for a ventriloquist session, a gay archer monk and jedi ninjas battle warriors from other worlds which include an asian Conan the Barbarian, a dominatrix who can kill you by screaming, Arthur Morgan, a big titty butterface, a physical manifestation of Electronic Arts with six arms and a cyborg Austin Aries who leads an entire clan of thugs with mystic powers and has his own brand of cereal all in order to prevent Conan from awakening a bootleg Azathoth

 

[Andytrenom]

A high schools class gets instructed by the government to kill their teacher

 

[WeeklyBattles]

One day balls fell from the sky, so we nearly destroyed the universe

 

[ChocomilkAlex]

people fight fire with Fire

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

One day balls fell from the sky, so we nearly destroyed the universe

uhh Bakugan?

 

[DMB_1]

I remember cards falling from the sky in at the beginning of Bakugan, not the Bakugans themselves.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

ngl i completely forgot bakugan existed but the fact you guys think thats what i was talking about makes it even funnier lol

 

[ChocomilkAlex]

Didn't Bakugan recently get rebooted?

 

[The_Coolest_Water_Bottle]

Blind girl stops ant from taking over the world by beating him in a board game.

Hunter X Hunter?

 

[The_Coolest_Water_Bottle]

Cut off people's clothes and absorb their power

Kill La Kill?

 

[SpookyShadow]

Random middle schooler with bowl cut and a crush with his con artist master beat the shit out of dead guys

 

[SpookyShadow]

Boy with big black... sword plays magic badminton with others

 

[Kriskirby]

A premature pink baby makes people his friends against their will and devours innocent citizens, going on a mass murder with a blue penguin and a warrior gumball all while saving the universe

 

[SpookyShadow]

Blind girl stops ant from taking over the world by beating him in a board game.

There is also Yorknew Arc description:

"Hot blonde trap with eye fetish chains spider guys with help of perverted killer clown"

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

Even the produce section can tell y'all need Jesus

This is both an out-of-context description and the truth

 

[ChocomilkAlex]

what does that even mean lmao

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

VeggieTales

 

[CrackerVolley]

Your everyday animal can level a house and we still keep them as pets for some reason.

18 idiots are paid to fight a war over a quarter of what I believe to be New Mexico.

Eldritch terrors constantly attack Nintendo.

Multi-year timeskips take course over 2 volumes while an event lasting about 3 days takes 10 volumes.

 

[ChocomilkAlex]

VeggieTales

I FORGOT VEGGIETALES USED TO BE A RELIGIOUS SHOW

 

[Ryukama]

Cut off people's clothes and absorb their power

Take off your own clothes and absorb their power

 

[KLOL506]

A young man tries to save a young girl from being run over by Truck-kun. Dies of heart attack. Gets reincarnated with useless.

except he doesn't actually get run over but dies from shock instead

 

[ChocomilkAlex]

a bunch of cells do their job in a human body

 

[The_Coolest_Water_Bottle]

a bunch of cells do their job in a human body

Easy. Hataraku Saibō.

 

[DMB_1]

a bunch of cells do their job in a human body

Literally any VHS/DvD kids show series about the human body.

 

[ChocomilkAlex]

I really couldn't come up with a creative one for Hataraku Saibou

 

[The_Coolest_Water_Bottle]

@ChocomilkAlex Wait, maybe I am wrong, because I assumed you were talking about animes.

Edit: Nevermind, you were actually talking about Hataraku.

 

[ChocomilkAlex]

a girl who shattered her dad, a weird blonde dude who can't feel emotion and a girl who likes to auction off planets on eBay join a police force in space to stop an evil space pirate milf

 

[ChocomilkAlex]

I was talking about Hataraku Saibou yes

 

[JooCipher]

2 twins get sent to some random town to spend the summer with their grand uncle who commits pug traffic and now they have to stop local razzle dazzle triangle who wants to destroy reality because he fells like it

also God is a mexican salamander with good plot hax that everyone forgets about

 

[The_Wright_Way]

^Gravity Falls.

 

[The_Coolest_Water_Bottle]

^Gravity Falls.

^. Yeah.

 

[Dark_warrior_100]

Bruce Lee in Mad Max

 

[JooCipher]

3000 years old demon that looks 15 has to help save a kingdom from a bunch of people that become utter fodder later on. And than he has the worst "friends from school" reunion ever and dies bc one of his brothers has trouble expressing his emotions

only to come back stronger lol

 

[Ionliosite]

Didn't Bakugan recently get rebooted?

Yes, and it's way better than I expected. Wonder if we could make a reboot Drago profile...

 

[Ionliosite]

Homeless kid just wants to be alone, ending up destroying all creations instead

Kajiri Kamui Kagura?

 

[Ionliosite]

A boy gets told by his sister to go on dates with beings from another dimension that look like cute girls. Also, he is his own father.

 

[DMUA]

A kid with a drill fights a bunch of furies, then grows up to fight a transcendant race of aliens who stole his girlfriend and said that reproduction was going to get everyone killed

Then again, something else that is climbing to my favorites

A 15 year old girl gets superpowers by being stuffed in a locker then proceeds to slowly become a ruthless criminal mastermind because some dude with a goatie was a jerk and her friends were actually pretty chill, save for "female dog" who is still pretty okay after some dog psychology is employed

 

[KLOL506]

a gang member named snake/bike in Japanese murders his boss for trying to rape his adoptive sister and his adoptive dragon brother AKA his sister's apparent lover takes the fall for it. 10 years after getting out of jail the dragon gets stuck with his sister's daughter and is forced to do whack-a-mole side activities throughout the world's most famous red-light district which also involves getting a minor into gambling halls, and somehow this verse just toppled Sonic to become the best SEGA verse.

 

[Standuser081]

"I know we need to win this race, but Jesus told me to kill the President"

 

[Makkurona]

Kajiri Kamui Kagura?

Yea