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[ElixirBlue]

Man has complete control of the entire planet's physics. Can create anything. One square foot at a time.

 

[Accelerate420]

What the **** is with this mans right hand? Find out in another 30 years.

 

[LordUrien935]

2 European terrorists attempt to assassinate the President of the United States with spinning stuff because Jesus told them to.

 

[ElixirBlue]

It's called Fire Punch. Just a heads up, it's pretty dark and depressing with a very niche sense of humor, but it's a pretty wild ride overall. Has like 83 chapters.

Oh, Fire Punch. Yeah, I forgot it made a reference towards Star Wars.

 

[Warren_Valion]

I didn't write this, but it is too perfect not to use.

"A bunch of actual Nazis want to summon the devil, who is a lion, by having a bunch of death battles with opera so that they can use alchemy to help a high school girl give birth to a castle made of skeletons, and the only way to defeat them is if some guy can figure out how to use a guillotine that is also a ghost from the French Revolution that lives in his elbow. He is assisted by his dumbass suicidal buddy and a samurai chick who wants to **** her zombie brother who is also her zombie grandparents, all according to the ever-growing schemes of a senile Jewish snake from Mercury named Karl in his attempts to euthanise himself.

Also RIP Spiderman. We hardly knew ye."

 

[Sir_Ovens]

A sentient mineral screws over her entire lesbian race by being straight.

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

An otaku woman saves a nihilist with scales who offers her body in return and is later joined by the world's most adorable lightning rod and a fake princess with a binge-eating disorder

 

[WeeklyBattles]

A girl breaks a vase and pretends to be and boy to pay for it

 

[LordUrien935]

Blind girl stops ant from taking over the world by beating him in a board game.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Time traveling through steampunk sky america

 

[Sir_Ovens]

A war veteran has to stop his wife from killing his wife, who's pregnant with his wife.

 

[PTSOXMONKEY99]

In a world where the economy is determined by punching, one man with a severe heart condition stands above the rest by showing us that you can only collect so many death flags until your plot armor breaks

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Robots who can summon gods die to flying sharks

 

[ElixirBlue]

A man throws his arms behind him, thinks it makes him run faster

 

[WeeklyBattles]

An idiot protagonist spends three movies trying to kill a monster that has ten minutes of screen time total and sends humanity to the stone age in the process, all while failing to kill the monster in the end

 

[WeeklyBattles]

And inkling wants to destroy humanity but cant because she has a shift at the beach snack hut

 

[VindictiveLoser]

A spiked draconic ox raises an army to conquer a neighboring kingdom. He uses his magical powers to turn the citizens of an enemy kingdom to stone so he can invade it and conquer with no resistance, and takes a diminutive race of traitors of said kingdom into his army as his foot soldiers. The leader of the victimized kingdom is the only one capable of reversing it, so to remedy this, the monster captures this ruler and locks the ruler away in his strongest fortress, setting several decoys on the way. It's up to two former carpenters raised by dinosaurs to storm this monster's stronghold, free the ruler, and only then can the curse of petrification be reversed.

Mario, right? Super Mario Bros.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

The story has nothing to do with fruits or baskets

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Four reptiles fight a cheese grater that may or may not be an alien brain.

 

[LordUrien935]

Bald man kills billions and stops galactic peace because his father didn't give him enough attention.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Cut off people's clothes and absorb their power

 

[NuclearPixelemental]

World's most emotionally traumatising game of cluedo is ruined by pair of magical disaster lesbians

 

[TriforcePower1]

A Japanese delinquent with his male loli friend and an idiot needs to track down a serial Killer who's actually David Bowie with the help of his overpowered niece who's older than his uncle and his senile father

 

[TriforcePower1]

Grasshopper has existential crisis after defeating Uncle Crenado, goes to play Smash which lets Crenando return and almost end the world.

 

[Makkurona]

Homeless kid just wants to be alone, ending up destroying all creations instead

 

[Dust_Collector]

A raccoon gets upset because an ancient immortal egyptian cyborg owl murdered his entire family and stole his favourite book. With the help of a turtle and a hippo, he travels the world while avoiding capture at the hands of a latin who briefly stopped being latin for a single game fox lady with a shock gun. Racoon and fox lady team up to fight the owl in a volcano in russia and they procede to horrifically mutilate him, with the racoon gaining the knowledge and skills of his ancestors to control time itself for some reason.

 

[Creaturemaster971]

A brat with severe daddy issues and survivor's guilt so strong it gave her a snake eye and genius intelligence forces a sword to fall in love with her so they can kill a bunch of sympathetic animal cosplayers and steal magic swords (and a gun) and get a promotion so she can justify murder even though magical hallucination jesus girl told her no

 

[TacticalNuke002]

Jesus tells a lame dude to kill the President of the USA.

This should be fairly easy imo.

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Color coded teenagers with attitude learn to be stealthy from a old asshole who's dad is god, and the world is ruined by a snake

 

[InfiniteSped]

A teenager finds a mirror that makes animal's butts explode, befriends a rapist parrot and a giant turtle, marries the concept of tactics, then becomes god.

 

[Andytrenom]

So this boy eats a lot of sludge and almost dies when all of a sudden, a muscular westaboo comes and saves his life. They go to the rooftop where the muscular dude confesses the secrets of his body. The boy is devastated at first but things turn around when the muscular dude sees his potential, starts training him, and when the time comes, makes him ingest his DNA

 

[TriforcePower1]

That's just the first two episodes though

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

I didn't write this, but it is two perfect not to use.
Also RIP Spiderman. We hardly knew ye.

Best steam review

 

[Muchacho_mrm]

An adult is reincarnated into an teen's body, gets possessed by a loli, gains enough power to then go on a killing spree, collects lolis, turns into a serial rapist and gets raped by a loli.

 

[Andytrenom]

Guy becomes superfast, fights other guys by not going superfast, faces his worst enemy, and ***** his foster sister

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

You'd think that would be an anime with that last sentence but it's just Flash lol.

 

[Milly_Rocking_Bandit]

Taiho era Bruce Wayne gets his parents yeeted by demons minus his sister, who becomes a demon. Now swordsmen Gon Freecss must find a cure by joining Anonymous but with swords, with his sister along woth the ride.

 

[DMB_1]

• Undertale but you die as much as you do against Sans in every battle because losing ain't bad at all.

• If you put this in reverse, it's about a lizard who helps re-building the city and then moonwalks into the sea

• Some 12 years old is a d1ck towards the people who adopted him. Thus, the universe gets resetted by a gay priest over 100 years later.

• Lego Ninjas fight anything you could possibly ever imagine. And a lot of snakes. Like, lots of them.

 

[LordGriffin1000]

Boy ends up half dead from his parents invention, fights vengeful spirits in order to send them back to the spirit world and fights his half dead arch nemesis who is trying to kill his father, bang his mother and make him his son...

 

[Setsuna_tenma]

A homeless guy allies with a hand to fight m9nsters born out of desire