One of the worst matches this century

[Yobo_Blue]

Kyubey vs SCP-871

Speed Equal

Victory by death

Who wins?

 

[WeeklyBattles]

I dont think Kyubey can actually do anything to 871...

 

[Akreious]

Kyubey lacks any ability to bypass Mid-Godly regen so...

 

[Kaltias]

Inconclusive because neither can win I guess?

I also 100% agree with the title

 

[Schnee_One]

@Kal

SCP682 vs Homura is worse then this?

How?

 

[Kaltias]

At least I get why 682 vs Homu was made.

While i'm like "why a cat alien is fighting a cake"

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

>A Cake with Mid-Godly?

Where do I can buy something like that?

 

[DMUA]

Isn't the cake immune to all Non-Human-Eating-it based damage?

By that case over the course of 80 days the world is coated in cakes and Kyubey dies.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

A cake with mid godly that will exponentially multiply if you dont eat the entire thing every 24 hours, and can regen randomly at any size from a bite sized cupcake to a multi-layer wedding cake

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Isn't the cake immune to all Non-Human-Eating-it based damage?

By that case over the course of 80 days the world is coated in cakes and Kyubey dies.

Yea

 

[Kaltias]

Good thing that Kyubey has spare bodies on his home planet then

 

[WeeklyBattles]

This isnt inconclusive, its a long battle attrition that 871 eventually wins due to its multiplying

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Good thing that Kyubey has spare bodies on his home planet then

Wouldnt that be self bfr? and 871 would eventually reach that planet given enough time

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Can Kyubey just incap the cake the same fashion he did to CT?

 

[DMUA]

Imagine that.......

The Cake wins via destroying the universe.

 

[Kaltias]

He can come back, they already reached Earth once.

And I mean, Kyubey was going to keep in check another being with Mid-Godly but then Homura did nothing wrong depowered it

So there is that

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Can Kyubey just incap the cake the same fashion he did to CT?

Incap in what way?

 

[DMUA]

Can Kyubey just incap the cake the same fashion he did to CT?

How do you incapacitate an inanimate object?

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Creating a forcefield around the said inanimate object?

 

[Kaltias]

Kyubey can't mindscrew 871. It's a cake ffs

 

[WeeklyBattles]

@Kal how was he going to do that?

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

Can Kyubey just incap the cake the same fashion he did to CT?

By telepathically controlling the mind it doesn't have?

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Creating a forcefield around the said inanimate object?

^^^^^

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Creating a forcefield around the said inanimate object?

Which wouldnt do anything once 871 duplicates itself

 

[Kaltias]

@Weekly

It's unknown. They planned to capture Madoka and restore the witches system, which means depowering/destroying her in some ways.

 

[Kaltias]

@Homu

He can't do that without Homura's shield (can you restrict that tho @Yobo)

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

The cake can destroy the forcefield?

 

[WeeklyBattles]

If only the tale where 871 kills the Scarlet King were canon...

 

[Kaltias]

Give me my 1-B never ending cake

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Whelp....

 

[DMUA]

Everything is canon to some degree, so.....

Either that or nothing is canon.

THERE IS NO CANON. ONLY CHAOS

Anyways, if Kyubey tries to forcefield it, eventually the cake just blows out of it via cloning.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

The cake can destroy the forcefield?

It can just make duplicates outsied of the fircefield or destroy it given enough time with duplicates

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Give me my 1-B never ending cake

The Parliament

 

[Kaltias]

The IZ is too much for Ult. Madoka.

But Kyubey can't build it unless he has Homura's shield (which I still don't think can be restricted)

 

[WeeklyBattles]

All will bow before the Doomsday cake ovo

 

[DMUA]

This Cake is going to be the next tree.

 

[Kaltias]

I mean Kyubey killed the tree.

Anyway, if Kyubey has Homura's shield, it makes the IZ, locks 871 inside and calls it a day.

If he doesn't have it, the cake eventually consume the universe I guess.

So it's like "is restricting it allowed?"

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

After some years of Kyubey failing to kill it, the 871 grows bigger than the universe and destroys everything.

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Kyubey can just turn the cake into a magical girl....or magical cake in this case. :V

 

[DMUA]

Well... I mean, let's ask why it Shouldn't be restricted first.