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Christian_Higdon

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Who even cares about what MLPlover2011, Goosethehonker, etc. are talking about?

I care
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I don't care
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Misterious third option
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The poll was created at 00:48 on April 1, 2019, and so far 6 people voted.
Please wait, submitting your vote...
 

Christian_Higdon

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Just sit back and enjoy the show. :)

How dare you smile at me! I'll have you know that I'm sincerely enjoying this-okay, fine.
 

Rodri_"Dante"

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-->Someone decided to make a Dora live action movie.
Wow... it's like someone had a list of franchises to make live action adaptations, and chosed outside that list.
-->Description has an emoji.
Ehhh...
-->Dora is a teenager.
Neutral about this. I'm already familiar with the concept
-->Boots is a CGI monkey that looks fake as shit and doesn't talk.
Pfff...
-->Dora goes to highschool.
Pffffff...
-->Has a lot of potential weapons in her bag.
Heh...
-->Dora has a FUCKING KNIFE!
Okay, this movie is OBVIOSLY being made bad on propouse. I actually want to go to the cinema, pay for it, and then laugh at how bad it is.

But let's keep watching.
--->Terminator reference.
HEY LOOK: IT'S A TEMINATOR REFERENCE.
-->Catchy Pop songs.
The ironic vaule in this movie keeps raising. Does it have a limit?
-->Dora didn't say a single word in spanish during the whole trailer.
Fuck it, this is the biggest ironic masterpiece ever.

Call me crazy all you want, B u T i W a N t T o W a T c H i T .
 

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I thought this thread had died...
 

Rodri_"Dante"

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It's like that one scene from Man of Steel where the girl says "You saved us" with the whole city destroyed behind her.
 

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Rodri "Dante" said:
It's like that one scene from Man of Steel where the girl says "You saved us" with the whole city destroyed behind her.
I also agree with this wholeheartedly.
 

Seol404

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Darn it Rodri, you're making me want to see it!
 

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I understand, I like manipulating people too.
 

Rodri_"Dante"

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In the original trailer Dora didn't speak spanish, this version fixes that.

Dora y la Ciudad Perdida - Tráiler Oficial (Español Latino)
Dora y la Ciudad Perdida - Tráiler Oficial (Español Latino)
 

Seol404

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> Implying you can fix the Dora trailer.... Silly Rodri.
 

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Popular opinion: Disney is a currently a bad company from milking past successions and childhoods' for sweet cash money.

They ruined Aladdin... Dora the deported (edgy joke, sorry); Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book, Dumbo and Lion King.
 

Rodri_"Dante"

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Oh right, this thing.

The movie ended up being pretty boring, it was played too safe.
 

NotSoPrimal

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It's moreover what they did all together. The CGI like Minions was lazy; the plot was nonexistent although being pre-estabilished before and like Illumination Entertainment if it wasn't an obvious enough it was a money grab.
 
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It's moreover what they did all together. The CGI like Minions was lazy; the plot was nonexistent although being pre-estabilished before and like Illumination Entertainment if it wasn't an obvious enough it was a money grab.
But the old is pretty...well, old, not to mention it is a cartoon, and cartoons are for babies. Pretty soon, the old will die out, so we need new to carry on the ideas that the old inspired.
 

Rodri_"Dante"

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> ...and cartoons are for babies.

I mean, I did watch Happy Tree Friends when I was under 5, but...

Also, a franchise doesn't have to go on forever.
 
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