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[Insecurity97]

Shrek found Thanos in his swamp and now he wants to kill the beast so he can protect Fiona and their children

I don't think speed needs to be equalized

Shrek (DreamWorks): 7

Thanos (Real World): 0

Inconclusive: 0

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

But in all seriousness Shrek via better AP, skill, and likely agility

 

[KLOL506]

Shrek FRA, also, he fought against a dragon.

 

[Bobsican]

Shrek FRA

 

[Insecurity97]

Bump

 

[Bobsican]

Bump.

 

[Bobsican]

Bump.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Shrek FRA

 

[DMB_1]

I think Shrek may one-shot because of one of his feats, which is quite high into 9-B. Can't remember which tough.

 

[KLOL506]

Shrek one-shots alright.

 

[ShadowWarrior1999]

SML reference lol.

Shrek FRA.

 

[The_Smashor]

Living Meme that isn't a dinosaur FRA

 

[DMB_1]

Found the feat:

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Ugarik/Shrek_sinks_a_ship_with_a_bottle

If I'm reading this correcly, this shouldn't be a one-shot.

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

Shrek eats Thanos FRA

 

[KLOL506]

Found the feat:
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Ugarik/Shrek_sinks_a_ship_with_a_bottle

If I'm reading this correcly, this shouldn't be a one-shot.

Dinosaur was accepted to be 88 kilojoules.

Shrek is 1.6-2.41 megajoules depending on his height with just a wine bottle.

 

[DMB_1]

Then I didn't notice a digit or something.

 

[Insecurity97]

7 votes, this can be added now

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

Nope, gotta wait until Grace ends.

 

[DMB_1]

Dinosaur was accepted to be 88 kilojoules.

Shrek is 1.6-2.41 megajoules depending on his height with just a wine bottle.

Fairly sure that this counts as an AP stomp.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

So should this be closed?

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

bump?

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

Is this a stomp or can this be added?

 

[Bobsican]

Is this a stomp or can this be added?

Thanos can still just bite Shrek, so I think it is not a stomp.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

But would it do anything?

 

[Bobsican]

Basically one shot him via piercing damage.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Shrek flexin would break it's teeth and jaw, so not really.


And shrek's feat is casually tossing a bottle, him actually strugling would be more then enough to completely break the jaw, or worse.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

Highly doubt it, cause 1. multiple small teeth don't peirce like a bullet would. Also with his AP being over 7x Thanos' it would make this an AP stomp iirc. I could mistaken though Bob. :/

 

[KLOL506]

Shrek just punches its legs out with that AP advantage.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

@KLOL this is a stomp, right?

 

[KLOL506]

Yes it is. Not to mention Shrek has experience fighting enemies that large.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

This can be closed then