>In a dark alley in New York City, late at night, a woman is being robbed!
Hand over yer' money!
The woman reveals the contents of her bag as commanded. In this back alley, there are no cops, the woman is helpless. But the city's saviour is already aware of the situation! He swings around the buildings using his metal wires. Again, there he goes! Truly, the way he moves, so fast he may as well be flying, so elastic it even surpasses flight, he leaps above New York's cityscape. The saviour lands behind the robber without making a sound.
Uwaaaaaaaa!!!
Right after, the robber's body is wrapped in wire and cut into six pieces. Long arms and legs and a slender body, the saviour introduces himself with a smile slowly creeping onto his face.
It's your friendly neighbourhood Rot Spinne!
Kyaaaaaa!
The woman's scream is much louder this time than when she was being robbed.
ROFL