MAKE YOUR OWN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

[Russian_Naruto]

If Kenshiro is first Jojo who is first Touhou?

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

I was actually refering to the lack of "Jo"s in Chuck's name but ok.

 

[Crabwhale]

If Kenshiro is first Jojo who is first Touhou?

Who gives a shit

 

[Yellowpig10]

touhou is not the name of the character

 

[TheDarkSide857]

If Kenshiro is first Jojo who is first Touhou?

Who gives a shit

This guy does

 

[AcEKim115]

Chuck Norris doesn't have PTSD because he is the traumatic event.

 

[MLPlover2011]

Welcome to 2005

 

[Komodo25M]

A friend made this.

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

Then doot it up inside


thank skeltal clause

 

[HyperSsonic]

thank sketal clause

 

[AcEKim115]

thank skeltal clause

Also, when Chuck Norris was a child, he didn't look for monsters under his bed because he was scared. He did it because he was bored.

 

[AcEKim115]

Chuck Norris doesn't fire guns. He gives the bullets the signal that it's OK to move away from him.

 

[MLPlover2011]

JBW threads can revive old memes from 2005-2011

 

[AcEKim115]

Chuck Norris doesn't clench his fists. His hands ball themselves up into fists out of fear.

Chuck Norris doesn't punch. He gives his fists the signal that it's OK to move away from him.

 

[Seol404]

Chuck Norris gave Black Panther the n-word pass.

 

[Yellowpig10]

Chuck norris expects the spanish inquisition

 

[Russian_Naruto]

https://vsbattles.com/joke-battles/211914


Made this as well

 

[Ikelaggan]

When Chuck Norris takes out the trash, the trash takes it's self out of his house.