MAKE YOUR OWN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

[Dem_Good_Mah_Bois]

Chuck Norris is a transsexual

He is every sexuality at the same time.

 

[Komodo25M]

Chuck Norris beaten the entire Cuphead Game with one attack.

 

[Crabwhale]

Chuck Norris made these jokes not suck

 

[Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer]

When Chuck Norris steps on a LEGO, it shatters.

 

[Komodo25M]

Chuck Norris revived this thread.

 

[PublicMinority87]

Chuck Norris's dog

 

[Komodo25M]

....nope.

 

[PublicMinority87]

I believe you lack culture, good sir.

 

[Komodo25M]

Just saying that Chuck's dog would also be a god, not a plushie.

 

[Komodo25M]

And I know which dog that is. Chuck from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt.

 

[Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer]

When Chuck Norris speaks, deaf people hear him.

 

[Komodo25M]

By merely existing, he can make the blind see again.

 

[Komodo25M]

Chuck Norris can infect cancer.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

I mean, it would make sense for someone so powerful to have a regenerative dog.

 

[Russian_Naruto]

This thread brought dead memes to life

 

[Crabwhale]

How has this been going for a year?

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

You say my memes are dead. Who decided that? You say this thread should have been over already. Who decided that? I decide those things.
	~ Chuck Norris, probably​

 

[Sharaku_Jr.]

The power of Chuck, that's why

 

[Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer]

Chuck Norris doesn't get dry skin, he kicks out the moisture for not paying rent.

 

[Crabwhale]

Hop is making the only good ones here.

 

[Komodo25M]

True.

 

[Sharaku_Jr.]

Thanos to Star-Lord: I like you.

Thanos to Iron Man: You have my respect, Stark.

Thanos to Chuck: I have retrieved your dishwashing glove, master.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Hop is making the only good ones here.

I can only think of Hop from Pokémon.

 

[EnnardTrap1987]

Chuck Norris is the brother of Keanu Reeves, and the uncle of Superman.

 

[Luigi_The_Thunder_Master]

Chuck Norris could one shot himself, but also be unharmed

 

[Inksanesss]

When Sans hits Chuck with KARMA it's Sans that get's hit.

 

[Inksanesss]

Chuck Norris is the only one who made Shaggy use 100% of his power.

Bruce Lee: Am I a joke to you?

 

[Russian_Naruto]

If we are reviving dead memes does that mean we are reviving dead godmodes?


Will there be a Godmode arc 2?

 

[Komodo25M]

Bruce Lee: Am I a joke to you?

LOL

 

[Crabwhale]

If we are reviving dead memes does that mean we are reviving dead godmodes?


Will there be a Godmode arc 2?

I hope to **** not.

 

[AcEKim115]

Chuck Norris uses Galeem as his night light.

 

[Luigi_The_Thunder_Master]

Chuck Norris uses Galeem as his night light.

But the darkness needs a night light in his presence

 

[Komodo25M]

At School, Chuck Norris got all A's just for being there.

 

[Luigi_The_Thunder_Master]

Chuck Norris hates SEGA. Always preffered Nintendo.

(Yes that's inspired by the Death Battle)

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Chuck's longplay of Mega Ma.

Later, he found out there were more that 4 robots.

 

[Luigi_The_Thunder_Master]

Death is scared of Chuck Norris

 

[Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer]

Chungus Norris has absorbed the power of normie memes. When Chuck see's a meme go viral, he willed it so.

 

[Crabwhale]

Oh noes.

 

[Inksanesss]

Chuck Norris hates SEGA. Always preffered Nintendo.
(Yes that's inspired by the Death Battle)

Chuck willed that Nintendo will do a mario dance

 

[AcEKim115]

I know this sounds like the sleeping pill fact, but...

Chuck Norris once ate a whole bottle of laxatives. They only made him fart lightly.