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Chuck Norris kept going when OG Mudbone stopped. In fact, he stopped 30000 millenia later after he got bored.
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MAKE YOUR OWN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to vacuum. His carpet eats the dirt.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Light Yagami once wrote "Carlos Ray Norris" in the Death Note.
Just kidding, why would he do that?
Just kidding, why would he do that?
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Chuck Norris is the bomb!
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Chuck Norris sent men to the moon by walking them over.
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He solos dead memes
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I like that this thread was made in 2018 and it got revived in 2020
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Wait, no one touch this thread for a week. I've actually got a good fact but it requires me to necropost
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Ah. Well it would have been "Chuck Norris can Necropost and get away with it"
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Chuck once created a endless motion machine. When asked about how he did it, he said "I told the machine that if it ever stopped, I would make sure it never moved again".
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Chuck Norris can make the deaf hear his voice and the blind see his face. His touch cures all pains and ailments. His musk relieves the troubles from your mind. The food he cooks revitalizes and tastes amazing.
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Even if he had, the Death Note would have died 40 seconds later.Rodri "Dante" said:
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Chuck Norris's frozen steak is harder than Made in Japan steel!
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Chuck Norris can see John Cena.
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Air breathes Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris never gets hungry. Food appears in his mouth and stomach at will. As if he needs it anyway.
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Endgame dies in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norrris can get his rent without fixing that DAMN DOOR!
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In Liberal America Chuck get's offended by the libs
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Chuck Norris has a ******* gun.
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Nah. He only needs one.
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The Coronavirus infected elderly Chuck Norris one time. The Coronavirus died a few days later.
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Chuck Norris helped Dark get back into his account.
I think.
I think.
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Chuck regurlarly donates blood, but not his own.
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Chuck lost to Bruce Lee
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Well, duh. It was Bruce's movie, not Chuck's.
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I see one problem with that statement.
