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We can wank anyone to high heaven, making us controlling and transcending tiering system itself. Tier Transcendent confirmed.
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Let's Wank Real Life
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We have Joke Battles Wiki, which has Zeno-sama (Totally and Completely Accurate) as one of its profiles since someone created that that means we are also above that but Õ¡½µéƒþ®║Son GokuÕ¡½µéƒþ®║(Exaggerated) is above Akira Toriyama and other writers along with us as we can't comphrend his stats so our brain explodes
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Boooo
Wanking real life by placing us above fictional characters is cliche.
Be original!
Wanking real life by placing us above fictional characters is cliche.
Be original!
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So far, I think the one about the Speed of Darkness was the most clever. Or us being FTL because we all cast shadows was the most clever.
RIP Stephen Hawking, even physically disabled Real Worlders like him are 9-Dimensional. 1-C and above for everyone.
RIP Stephen Hawking, even physically disabled Real Worlders like him are 9-Dimensional. 1-C and above for everyone.
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I have watched Nyan Cat for 10 hours on hyperspeed
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I have Massively FTL + Reaction Speed
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And resistance to Madness ManipulationDangai Ichigo said:
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The human race is Beyond Tier 0 because we created characters like TOAA, Azathoth, etc. Therefore, someone like me can wake Azzy up and kill him.
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Simulating 1 second of human brain activity takes 82,944 processors . Hence a human brain >= a supercomputer.
Human Intelligence-level : At least Extraordinary Genius. (Fictional Example : the-frickin-Accelerator ... oh boy, I see many wank potential in this)
Adam and Eve ate the Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Which means Adam and Eve can see and know all of Boundaries, because there's nothing as absolute (or maybe there's nothing as vague) as a Boundary between Good and Evil. Mystic Eyes of Boundary Perception confirmed.
Being able to see it means you can interact with it. And because all humans are descended from Adam... Boundary Manipulation as humanity's baseline power confirmed
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Human Intelligence-level : At least Extraordinary Genius. (Fictional Example : the-frickin-Accelerator ... oh boy, I see many wank potential in this)
Adam and Eve ate the Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Which means Adam and Eve can see and know all of Boundaries, because there's nothing as absolute (or maybe there's nothing as vague) as a Boundary between Good and Evil. Mystic Eyes of Boundary Perception confirmed.
Being able to see it means you can interact with it. And because all humans are descended from Adam... Boundary Manipulation as humanity's baseline power confirmed
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Humans have achieved teleportation with technology (this one's actually real).
Humans also casually have Mathematics Manipulation, Logic Manipulation, and Conceptual Manipulation.
Assuming string theory holds true for our universe, and we live in that universe, since string theory requires an 11-dimensional universe to work, all of humanity must be High Complex Multiversal.
Humans also casually have Mathematics Manipulation, Logic Manipulation, and Conceptual Manipulation.
Assuming string theory holds true for our universe, and we live in that universe, since string theory requires an 11-dimensional universe to work, all of humanity must be High Complex Multiversal.
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Humans are resistant to wind speeds of a couple hundred miles an hour because we can block several sneezes.´╗┐
we are all muliversal in terms of raw strength because we can destroy multiple pictures of the observable universe.
We are all omnipotent because we can think about an omniverse and then blow it up in our imagination.
we are all muliversal in terms of raw strength because we can destroy multiple pictures of the observable universe.
We are all omnipotent because we can think about an omniverse and then blow it up in our imagination.
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I found an upgrade for myself, quotes further proving the incredible power of urban planners.
"Two meta-criteria - 'efficiency' and 'justice' - underpinned the basic dimensions. Efficiency related to the relative costs of creating and maintaining a place for any given level of attainment of the above environmental dimensions"
As I established above, urban planning is 4D. Therefore, to be above those dimensions would make me 5D, aka High 2-A.
Oh god, why am I writing this out instead of my university work with looming deadlines *cries*
"Two meta-criteria - 'efficiency' and 'justice' - underpinned the basic dimensions. Efficiency related to the relative costs of creating and maintaining a place for any given level of attainment of the above environmental dimensions"
As I established above, urban planning is 4D. Therefore, to be above those dimensions would make me 5D, aka High 2-A.
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The VS community can decide who would win in a fight even if it involves other real humans who see tier 0 characters as fiction. So all of us being more powerful then tier 0+ real humans obviously makes all members of this website least tier -1 and the bureaucrats of this website tier -∞.
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Infinite speed via quantum entanglement
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We can see light, SoL reaction Human
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- Mind Blown*
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- grabs yu-gi-oh cards*
- captures arceus in a pokeball in a pokemon game*
- throws the console to the wall really hard*
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Trees can defeat Tyrannosarus Rexes, meanwhile Humans casually can destroy trees. Casually 9-B humans. And, humanity can cause Omnicide via Global Warming. Omnicide has the word Omni in it. Tier 0 humans confirmed. Global Warming could lead to the extinciton of Humanity. Teir -1 global warming confirmed.
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When I saw the forum activity section at one point in time, it said that a reply was made 10 seconds ago. After a couple of minutes passed, I looked at it again and it still said the same reply was 10 seconds ago.
Does this mean I have time Manipulation. ┬░0┬░
Does this mean I have time Manipulation. ┬░0┬░
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I heard that a partice in quantum mechanics is simultaneously in multiple places at once until you make an observation.
This is likely because these particle have infinite speed.
And they don't seem to be in multiple places when we observe because we have infinite speed perception.
This is likely because these particle have infinite speed.
And they don't seem to be in multiple places when we observe because we have infinite speed perception.
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Knightofannihilation666 said:
Super Saiyan God Julian said:
Stryk3r1337 said:
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It was on this day that originality died another painful death.Bobsican said:
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we all watch Naruto chars using genjutsu and we don't get affected. so resistance to genjutsu/ illusions aswell
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Our universe is High 3-A because it is still expanding and always will keep exapnding, hence making it infinite in size.
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We can make joke-tiers via Joke-battles wikia. Yeah... We are busted.
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The United States Marine Corps gun down TOAA.
**** Yeah
**** Yeah
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I mean, if he has oil that we want then unless he's a farmer he stands no chance!
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Termites and other small bugs can logically eat your entire favorite 'multiverse-busting' manga book and your universal calculating with-higher-dimensional-characters computer over time. Tier 1 termites over time
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Every overpowered character in fiction was created by a human writer, so Composite Human should have all the powers ever granted to fictional characters.
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We're kind of looking for more original RL wank, comparing us to fiction is rather cliche.
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The concept of higher-dimensional space was created and is molded by humans every few decades so CH should have higher-dimensional manipulation
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Time flies when you're having fun. Time Manipulation confirmed.
No matter how much you eat, there's always room for dessert. Space Manipulation confirmed.
Our brains are amazing. It constantly functions every second of every minute of every hour, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and it only stops during exams. Mind Manipulation confirmed.
No matter how much you eat, there's always room for dessert. Space Manipulation confirmed.
Our brains are amazing. It constantly functions every second of every minute of every hour, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and it only stops during exams. Mind Manipulation confirmed.
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"infinite stamina confirmed"Gemmysaur said:
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People have survived being struck by lightning. Building level+ humans confirmed!
