"Let me speak to your manager!" "Ma'am, I AM the manager." | Nicole Watterson vs Benson (0-8-0)

[GoCommitDi]

(art by Carbonated-Jem)

Both are at their maximum anger (so Benson is 7-C)

Speed is equalized

Fight is at The Park and both will start 30 meters away

Stressed, short-tempered mom:

Stressed, short-tempered boss: 8

They become friends:

 

[Flashlight237]

Oooo... This is a good one. Benson is a lot stronger than Nicole physically speaking, but Nicole has the edge in terms of hax. Looking into it further, however, while Nicole's influence can wipe out a show on a metafictional level, the events of The Money basically happened because, well, the family went bankrupt, which is something one doesn't necessarily have control over. Whatever happens to her show can happen in Regular Show as well because Regular Show takes place in a VHS set that Pops watched, as revealed in the series finale. Being the hardworking mother Nicole is, and with her having been through that shit before, I highly doubt she'd go out of her way to harakiri herself like that.

Benson, however, does have the Book of Park Records, which can remove someone without side effects. I say that because Mordecai literally wrote "and then the monster went away and everything turned back to normal." A sentence just like that can very much remove Nicole, whether it be killing her off or BFR-ing her, either outcome working due to the power gap between Benson and Nicole and the whole idea of the Book of Park Records being anything that is written in it becomes truth. Basically if the Death Note causes death, then the Book of Park Records causes truth.

Should mention that bloodlusting essentially also means turning on Benson's built-up anger, which kinda does away with the need for Death Kwon-Do, but whatever.

All and all, despite Nicole's hax advantage, ultimately the Book of Park Records is what would do Nicole in, so Benson takes the win.

 

[Tllmbrg]

I agree FRA

 

[Peppersalt43]

Benson FRA

 

[AThe1412]

Actually the best boss ever FRA.

 

[GoCommitDi]

Bump

 

[Psychomaster35]

Nicole gets FIRED FRA

 

[Quibster]

Benson FRA

Holy %$# this is a match made in heaven. I forgot that Benson can just furiously scribble Nicole's name in the park records and just EE her. What's funnier is that there's a similar book in Gumball that makes fiction reality. Crazy MU, nice job!

 

[GoCommitDi]

Funny to think if Nicole had access to that notebook, this would be a match of "who writes what first?"

Anyway Benson FRA, that's grace

 

[Nierre]

you cooked.

Nicole FRA

 

[AThe1412]

Funny to think if Nicole had access to that notebook, this would be a match of "who writes what first?"

Anyway Nicole FRA, that's grace

you cooked.

Nicole FRA

Uh, did you guys mistake Benson for Nicole?

 

[GoCommitDi]

Oops I did

 

[Nierre]

same lol