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Kool Hams ~ Skinner vs Kool-Aid Man

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"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" Chalmers gave a dismissive grunt as he pushed past Skinner and sat down. Skinner opened the door to his kitchen and saw the oven was on fire "Oh no!" Chalmers looked up and also saw the fire. "Oh no!" Then the Kool-aid Man burst in "Oh yeah!" The resulting ribnle and glass cut Chalmers to bloody pieces. "No! You murderous, thrist quenching fiend!" Skinner flew onto a bloody thirsty rage to avenge his boss.

~

Speed Equalized. Both bloodlusted because why not.

Seymour Skinner
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Kool-Aid Man (Marvel Comics) vsbw
 
Hm.. If that's the case, then Kool-Aid Man has a ×3 AP edge

Skinner might have a stamina edge, as it's listed as high, but Kool-Aid Man has "Presumably high" on his page.

Skinner also has a intelligence edge

I have a question. Would Skinner's Pressure points work on the Kool-Aid Man?
 
According to our versus rule, a character having less than 7.5 AP/dura edge over the other character (meaning attacker's attack is < 7.5 times as strong as defender's defense) is not considered an AP stomp (i.e. it's just more times than not one character can win the other by sheer AP/dura advantage).
 
Ik, I'm asking if Skinner can win. I'm not trying to say it's a stomp, since Skinner is Smarter and has a possible Stamina edge
 
Wouldn't tipping the kool aid put of him kill him? I seriously thought I heard somewhere that it's canon that would happen.
 
Given the Marvel Kool-Aid Man can do flips and the fluid inside him does not flow out that even kills him, I need to see your source document of claim thanks.
 
Quote on I Thought I heard that somewhere

I never claimed it was 100 percent true or have the scans to prove it. I was asking. On the chance someone else knew

And your statement doesn't dispute my question. As I'm asking if the fluid actually Came Out. Not that he can do flips and it doesn't come out. That's simply the speed keeping it inside unless it's explained otherwise. I'm saying. If he fell on his side and the liquids all poured out, would that kill him?
 
Sorry for confusion. Okay FYI and AFAIK:

Kool-Aid Man's fluid inside his body spills out from time to time in the ads. He seems totally fine.

The fluid and the colourings seem more like shirts to him.

(Source from the Kool-Aid Man ads)
 
Kool-Aid Man FRA, Skinner just can't compete with the AP and durability of that refreshing, and cost effective, soft drink alternative.

Hopefully Kool-Aid Man puts out the fire on his way out, at least.
 
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