J. Jonah Jameson gets a lesson on Newgrounds culture

[Dusty_Raider]

Sergeant John Captain (TANKMEN)

I hate you so much it's unreal. And you made me lose my hard-on. You're gonna pay for that.Captain to Steve, TANKMEN Sergeant John Captain is the leader of the Tankmen and the main protagonist of the TANKMEN series. Tier: 9-C physically, higher with weapons, 9-B with tank Name: Sergeant John...

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J. Jonah Jameson

Turn on the TV. Go online. Pick up a newspaper. We hate them. We love them. We worship them. We condemn them. Hell, maybe we're the ones who elevate them. Maybe we force them to live like this because we need them to live like this. Maybe the only reason they exist is because we can't solve our...

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Speed equalized both are 10-A and fight takes place Jonah’s office

JJJ:

Captain: 7

 

[Unwanteduser48]

Tankmen:
Athlete level physically (Is a trained soldier),
J.Jonah Jameson
Athlete level (Is a U.S. Army veteran, beat up 3 athletes as a teenager) and Likely '40s-'50s years old
So I guess Tankmen wins?

 

[Dusty_Raider]

Voted counted

 

[The_Impress]

...unless I'm missing something, this is a stomp for Tankmen due to the fact they can oenshot.

 

[Dusty_Raider]

Oh right I should probably restrict anything above 10-A

 

[Oleggator]

Yeah Tankman FRA

 

[Jackythejack]

What are the reasons that tank guy wins I’m confused

 

[Oleggator]

What are the reasons that tank guy wins I’m confused

Basically at least because his MA is more justified. He skill wise can scale to guy who could kill a human by one swing of knife.
JJJ's MA comes from one page (if trust to Impress on profile deletion request thread).

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

Captain FRA

 

[Armorchompy]

He skill wise can scale to guy who could kill a human by one swing of knife.

I mean that's not really a feat, I'm pretty sure most people could do that

 

[RitzorTheEndie]

Captain FRA

 

[LordFatRat420]

(I hope this is not necro) Captin FRA

 

[ShockingShoes]

Tank Fra

 

[Dusty_Raider]

Bump

 

[Popted2]

Tankmen FRA

 

[Dusty_Raider]

Grace