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I'm probably putting more time into this than what it's worth, but I loved those youtube comedy skits when they came out as a kid, so I'd like to at least see the guy done right if we're putting him on this wiki.
First off, stuff that should be removed (There's a lot, so buckle up):
First off, stuff that should be removed (There's a lot, so buckle up):
- Origin: RichardGaleFilms
- No. That's not the verse name. We don't call RWBY "Rooster Teeth", and this isn't a case where the company has enough overlap to consider their published works. Should be changed to "The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon" or "Spoonkiller", with the later being a name for the series the creator adopted later on. Hoo boy, we're having issues early.
- Unknown (Stated to be able to follow its victim to the ends of the universe) :
- First off, the statement that you get this from is likely hyperbolic. It's also not a statement of age, but stamina, which I'll get to later.
- Invulnerability:
- Yeah, no. It gets injured by regular weapons all the time, it comes back via regen. This should be removed unless I'm given sources/evidence.
- immune to extreme heat and cold and nuclear toxins
- NLF, there is hardly enough evidence to support an immunity, and true immunities wouldn't even exist at this level. Change to: "Resistance to extreme temperatures and Radiation"
- Curse Manipulation (He is bound to Jack´s bloodline by a terrible curse)
- I'd like a source. Even then, being part of a curse does not make you capable of performing curses.
- Fate Manipulation (Fates its victim into not being able to kill itself by any other means except his spoon, as shown with Jack being stopped from killing himself multiple times)
- Saw the video, there is no implication of it manipulating fate. At best you have probability manipulation, or Jack is just incredibly unlucky for comedic purposes. I'd like better evidence.
- Teleportation
- That's not teleportaion. That's a freeze frame you took in the video that makes it look like teleportation. The hooded figure on the left is Jack, and nowhere does the Spoonkiller teleport; it just throws the spoon and Jack trips.
- Clairvoyance (Always knows where his victim is and can find them no matter where they go)
- Where did you get this from? It just seems to be good at tracking and following their victims. I need better sources.
- Speed: At least Subsonic movement and reaction speeds (Jumped onto Jack´s car on reaction), Massively FTL+ travel speed (Reached Jack in the corners of the galaxy)
- Cars like the one Jack was driving don't even move at Subsonic speeds. The heck. Calc it and come back. We also never see it chase Jack across the galaxy, so we can't assume travel speed, just that it got across the galaxy in some way.
- Durability: Unknown, at least Small Building level (Stated to be immortal, unhurt by motorsaws, gunshots, giant magnets, run over by cars at max speed, shot by an RPG and multiple TNT explotions), possibly way higher (It is stated to be able to resist any weapon made by mankind, which would include nuclear bombs and biological warfare)
- Eh. It gets hurt from guns and bladed weapons easily, however explosions and fire doesn't affect it. It's better to say that's a resistance rather than a dura feat. "Stated to be immortal" has nothing to do with dura. It also isn't "unhurt" by those weapons you named (other than the explosions), it gets real wounds it heals from. Also, the formatting is just poor and sloppy.
- Stamina: Infinite (Stated to have infinite stamina)
- 90% sure this is NLF. The statement that you linked above this is hyperbolic and it has no feats of infinite stamina. The Lady saying it was also off her rocker, and is unreliable. It's incredibly high, it never stopped attacking Jack for years, but it's definitely not Infinite.
- Galactic via teleportation -
- Source. We only know it followed Jack across the Galaxy, we don't see how it does this. Also, that feat never even happened, that entire video was a dream Jack had while being chased by it. It's swordplay skills should similarly be removed.
- Regen should actually be Low-Mid. It grows back/reattaches an arm it lost, and had huge chunks of its torso taken out by a shotgun.
- Transformation of its body into worms, see the crotch kick.