I'm only doing this as a joke for now..

[Silentpixels]

Yogiri Takatou VS Ness

SBA is in order.

Ness is Post Magicant

This shouldn't really be taken too seriously since Ness is currently being revised again.

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

''Fatehax gg''

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

> Speed not equal

Bruh

 

[Elizhaa]

Yogiri still stomps in Fun and Board because he is that OP!

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

All Ness has to do is say "Inconclusive" and gg.

No screw that, all he has to do is stand there. But if he really wants to put em down, all he has to say is "Okey"

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Sigh..........

Ness loses because he is only 1-A!! Yes he defeated the One Above All, but Yogiri killed azathoth as a baby and dank bernie when he was 5 yearts old. Ness STRUGGLES, he has EMOTION, he CAN LOSE

Yogiri? HA! He transcends memetic to the point he killed the JBW memes with ID. He can never LOSE! He can never STRUGGLE, he lacks any form of EMOTION. HOW CAN YOGIRI LOSE!

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

All Ness has to do is say "Inconclusive" and gg.
No screw that, all he has to do is stand there. But if he really wants to put em down, all he has to say is "Okey"

Save that when I make the ness VS Yogiri match just to make you suffer!!!

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

What downplay is this. You mad man.

You clearly haven't grasped the true capabilities of Ness or his true nature. Have you seen the smash bros community? Have you seen his battles? Yeah... that alone should make Ness really stand out in the crowd. Like, PK Fire gg man. He can't lose at all due to his protection.

I defeated one of SilvaGunners avatars using Ness. And Ness.. well

Let's just say he's more powerful than you think. He completely encompasses the tiering system and ruins friendships despite what he is.

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Yogiri is so powerful he transcends all 8th gen consoles. Unlike current consoles, which are flawed, Yogiri is A mary Sue perfect

Yogiri is on the PS2856959494 because he is too powerful for PUNY current concoles

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

Having transcending consoles or being on a highly advanced system means nothing when Ness can mess with your morality and personality.

As I said before, you should look up some of Ness's toxicity throughout the community. Having said this, don't try to wank even more than you've already have.

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

I don;t see too much ness stuff through the professional community. Most smash players focus more on Joker or Hero than Ness

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

Doesn't matter, all I'm saying is that Ness has a variety of status effects when you play against him.

 

[Sharaku_Jr.]

https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Ness_(Highly_Exaggerated) Ness wins

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

I tried to put him beating yogiri on his page but I can't for some reason

 

[Sharaku_Jr.]

Wow, Ness just wins like that?

 

[PhantomØ4]

Yogiri killed your ability to do it, ez.

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

''Not if I have anything to say about it''

 

[Sharaku_Jr.]

And I do!

 

[Sharaku_Jr.]

Literally every version on that page stomps on Yogiri

 

[PhantomØ4]

''O K''

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

Okey

 

[Sharaku_Jr.]

That's Ness's finishing move. He says OK, and anything gets eviscerated

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

''Same with Yogiri. He says die and you die''

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

Thing is though, Ness was able to defeat the retired president of Nintendo, Reggie. And he was able to confront and slightly harm Nintendo of America itself.

Can Yogiri beat that?

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Not yet

I wouldnt be surprised if the author does a 4th wall break making Yogiri kill him or something. It would be cool tho

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

If there's no feats of it, then we can't really say for sure (as of right now).

And I'd say the possibility of that happening seems rather low.

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Perhaps not the author himself but something like that

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

Regardless, this gives Ness an immense AP advantage if that wasn't already established before.

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Hax>>>AP

 

[Sharaku_Jr.]

Also Ness invalidates attacks just because. No hax can kill him anyways

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

Hax>>>AP

Who said Ness was haxless? The dude as we speak has both AP and Hax. Like for peep sake, Don't get me started on the fact that he fought and defeated Ronald McGiygas

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Same with Yogiri. He says die and you die

Ness already soloed Instant Death and the Masadaverse as prep for Giygas.

It's on his page

 

[PhantomØ4]

Ironically I saw that idea floating around for the bonus chapters of the Light Novel, the ability to manipulate Author to beat Yogiri but I do not know if it got into the bonus chapters obviously.

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Thing is though, Ness was able to defeat the retired president of Nintendo, Reggie. And he was able to
confront and slightly harm Nintendo of America itself.

Can Yogiri beat that?

No, he defeated Sakurai by his sheer brokeness. Reggie is stronger than him and that's why we don't have mother 3

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

 

[Sharaku_Jr.]

"We haven't seen Ness's full power, but if we did, then, say goodbye to the Aleverse, memes and beyond)"

"(Note: All of Ness's attacks bypass all durability, hax and instakill no matter what. They are also beyond concept of Memes, meaning even the dankest memes will be rekt. Also, opponents that cannot be harmed will be harmed. Ness can kill anything and everything, no matter what you say, it'll be killed. Also, they cannot be reflected or absorbed. It also bypasses Regenerationn.)"

"Okey: Ness says "Okey", which completely eviscerates opponent off the face of the Aleverse."

"PK Rockin': A colorful, seizure inducing energy wave that bypasses all durability and solos any verse immediately, including memeverse."

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

Bump

 

[PhantomØ4]

No, D I E.

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Ness absorbs it with down special. And creates a god ultra instinct blast which ends ID

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

No, D I E.