I can plothax you with a thought vs I can transmute you with a thought

[GoCommitDi]

Chowder vs Barney the Dinosaur (this can't be added once concluded tho)

Speed is =

Fight takes place in a Chowder episode, which is conveniently titled "Chowder vs Barney"

Chowder has all of his equipment

Both bloodlusted

 

[GoCommitDi]

bump

 

[GoCommitDi]

bump

 

[TFSCell]

Ima give it to Chowder

 

[Bobsican]

I would normally think incon would fit best as they all win with a thought-based technique, however, Barney only has to think for the hax to kick in, while Chowder has to actually say a sentence for it to be activated.

Voting Barney.

 

[TFSCell]

Yeah, i'm switching my vote to Barney. Thought>>sentence.

 

[GoCommitDi]

Chowder can still atleast eat Brain Grub within an instant since he's bloodlusted, which would cause the fight to turn into Cooking Talk with Chowder

 

[TFSCell]

Yeah, but whipping something out takes to much time. Especially when you're up against someone who transmutates with a thought. By the time Chowder has his mouth open he's already turned into a toy robot and reciting the "I love you" song.

 

[GoCommitDi]

What if I changed the starting range?

(I guess since this is in F&G, I can do much more than 4 km)

 

[TFSCell]

Then Chowder should definitely take it with his plot hax. Unless Barney can literally leave the script or cartoon Bugs Bunny/Garfield style, I don't see him winning if he isn't within close range of Chowder.

 

[Bobsican]

Barney only needs to perceive Chowder for his hax to kick in, after all, he could make constellations, meaning that he holds Interstellar range.

 

[TFSCell]

Oh, well in that case Barney slaughters. The fight ends with Chowder singing the Barney theme song.

 

[GoCommitDi]

I can make the starting range Universal

 

[TFSCell]

Only way Chowder has a chance honestly. It literally goes like this.

Chowder-> "You're not in this episode" -> GG


Barney-> Thinks -> GG

 

[GoCommitDi]

I could probably make Barney in-character

 

[TFSCell]

Chowder would stomp if that were the case

 

[GoCommitDi]

Bump

 

[Bobsican]

Necro.