General Rora has an existential crisis, but every time he does, Crabwhale calls him something.

[Ryukama]

@Seol I agree. I guess I should've said "Who can beat up the most people in a fair fight"

 

[Seol404]

Good luck trying to penetrate all that T H I C C

bRuCe LeE iS sUpErHuMaN!

 

[Ryukama]

Oh also that we know of. There's probably some unknown tribeman warrior out there/throughout history who'd shit on most pro athletes in a fight

 

[Rora_Raro]

I swear Super soldiers are going to be a reality.

 

[Crabwhale]

Okay, so I unintentionally spun off this discussion on a technicality that I pointed out.

I will now proceed to lift until my back breaks in repentance.

 

[Seol404]

I highly doubt that Ryu, literally every historic person would probably get shit on by the average pro athlete. Musashi Miyamoto would probably look basic by todays standards

 

[Crabwhale]

I swear Super soldiers are going to be a reality.

Pretty much inevitable at this point.

 

[Rora_Raro]

I want my own Blood Angel armor or a Mark IV.

<Cue the Halo theme>

 

[Rora_Raro]

Or Iron Man armor.

 

[Crabwhale]

I highly doubt that Ryu, literally every historic person would probably get shit on by the average pro athlete. Musashi Miyamoto would probably look basic by todays standards

Nope, people in the past were actually stronger.

Greek rowmen literally had thicker bones than people today, and no one can replicate what they could.

 

[Seol404]

Okay, so I unintentionally spun off this discussion on a technicality that I pointed out.
I will now proceed to lift until my back breaks in repentance.

And I'll continue to make excuses about how my D-cup is giving me back pain and stopping me from working going to the gym 8 times a week

 

[Crabwhale]

Depends how far you go tbh.

 

[Rora_Raro]

We're almost of 500 messages.

This is 498 (I think).

 

[Crabwhale]

And I'll continue to make excuses about how my D-cup is giving me back pain and stopping me from working going to the gym 8 times a week

First, 8 times? Thas a bit much, don't ya think. As in, even I don't do that much.

Also, really? You had to just say that, didn't you?

 

[Ryukama]

Nope, people in the past were actually stronger.

Greek rowmen literally had thicker bones than people today, and no one can replicate what they could.

Also even if historic warriors were not as strong, I'm sure "Literally their entire lives revolved around fighting and living in harsh conditions nearly no one today could hope to survive in" and "killing people in horrifically brutal ways is as natural to them as breathing" are things that would give some sort of edge.

 

[Rora_Raro]

I started a new one, BTW.

 

[Crabwhale]

Okay, so Seol is an actual anime girl.

 

[Rora_Raro]

Here.

https://vsbattles.com/joke-battles/157386

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Okay, so Seol is an actual anime girl.

I don't want to know the context that lead to this sentence to let my mind fill the blank.