🇺🇸American battle royal!🇺🇸

[DaReaperMan]

This is a battle royal! But not a true fight Just who is the most American!

battle takes place on a football field that has the permanent colors of the American Flag and with American flags flying across the stadium, there will be 5 challenges here!

All stats equalized!

1! The characters must sing the America national anthem in unison!

2! Get separated into teams and play football!

3! A Hot Dog-eating contest!

4! A beer-drinking contest! from America!

5! The full test of who is the most American, make up your purely American challenge here! Or put more after this!

An incomplete list of participants! TF2 Soldier, Funny Valentine, Captain America, Senator Armstrong, America (Alfred F. Jones), Stan Smith, Guile, Hulk Hogan,

 

[Imaginym]

Bumping for interest.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Oh wow... forgot this thing existed.

 

[Zencha9]

Im kinda sad bandit keith doesn't have a profile

 

[SamanPatou]

Guile screams America from his entire being.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Guile screams America from his entire being.

I knew I was forgetting someone

 

[DaReaperMan]

Technically a nearly 2 month necro but I'm not complaining lol

 

[Imaginym]

I'm just glad we suddenly seem to have some progress on it.

 

[Confluctor]

Captain America. Ultimate one

 

[DaReaperMan]

Captain America. Ultimate one

I'm avoiding multiple characters from Marvel since there are like 10 patriotic ones

 

[Confluctor]

But this cap is different

 

[DaReaperMan]

It's still Captain A-bloody-merica. Why not all of the other five versions of him alone?

 

[SamanPatou]

I think the literal embodiment of America deserves a spot.

 

[DaReaperMan]

I think the literal embodiment of America deserves a spot.

He's already in. The OP has every person who's in at the bottom lol

 

[Confluctor]

It's still Captain A-bloody-merica. Why not all of the other five versions of him alone?

Cause this was even more American than any other version. Also kinda racist.


Ultimate > any other cap when it comes being American. He has no personality aside from America.

 

[Confluctor]

Also Chavez doesn't really belong there. She isn't even American lol

 

[SamanPatou]

He's already in. The OP has every person who's in at the bottom lol

I just saw his actual name, which has been totally ignored my brain lol.

 

[SamanPatou]

Good ol' Hulk Hogan is here to make Hulkamania run wild in the US!

 

[DaReaperMan]

Good ol' Hulk Hogan is here to make Hulkamania run wild in the US!

He's in!

 

[Peppersalt43]

I don't think Funny Valentine's ever demonstrated any unique eating capabilities so I'm not sure how he's supposed to win the hot-dog eating contest

 

[Bernkastelll]

Does Soldier 76 counts?

 

[DaReaperMan]

Does Soldier 76 counts?

Not really, he's not obviously American and doesn't really do patriotic things. Otherwise he'd be in

 

[Westcoast5005]

Superman

 

[Bernkastelll]

Not really, he's not obviously American and doesn't really do patriotic things. Otherwise he'd be in

What? he is

 

[DaReaperMan]

What? he is

No, he isn't. Otherwise the world of Overwatch would have already guessed he's American.

 

[Bernkastelll]

I guess The President counts

 

[ColonelSlyBanjo]

What about Grunkle Stan, Hank Hill, Homer Simpson, and or Peter Griffin?

in a certain episode, Stan in his younger years before Stanford was denied into college/university Stan drank alcohol to feel better
don't all 4 of these characters count as Americans or not really..?
Pretty sure Hank, Homer, and Peter do drink beer while Homer and Peter would be in an eating contest of the hotdogs.

 

[DaReaperMan]

What about Grunkle Stan, Hank Hill, Homer Simpson, and or Peter Griffin?

in a certain episode, Stan in his younger years before Stanford was denied into college/university Stan drank alcohol to feel better
don't all 4 of these characters count as Americans or not really..?
Pretty sure Hank, Homer, and Peter do drink beer while Homer and Peter would be in an eating contest of the hotdogs.

Many countries drink alcohol. Ireland, Scotland, and Russia come to mind right away.

 

[Bernkastelll]

I guess The President counts

?

 

[ColonelSlyBanjo]

Many countries drink alcohol. Ireland, Scotland, and Russia come to mind right away.

True facts!

 

[DaReaperMan]

?

Yeah, sure, I guess. I hate Rick and Morty

 

[Rez]

I don't think Funny Valentine's ever demonstrated any unique eating capabilities so I'm not sure how he's supposed to win the hot-dog eating contest

Wasn't he fat before receiving a stand? that might give him a few plus points for hot dog contest

 

[Rez]

And does the Star-Spangled Bastard qualify

 

[Shmooply]

Soldier eats children, so he easily wins the hot dog contest.

 

[DaReaperMan]

And does the Star-Spangled Bastard qualify

considering his looks and the quote... yeah hes ******* insane and perfect for this lol

 

[Peppersalt43]

Soldier eats children, so he easily wins the hot dog contest.

I mean that poster doesn't specify how many children he can eat at once

 

[Imaginym]

I mean that poster doesn't specify how many children he can eat at once

In his defense, it MIGHT imply he can stand eating what many typically find unpalatable, since most children find eating children unpalatable.
In a hot dog eating contest, as you get fuller, I imagine that being able to keep eating even as the food in front of you looks even harder to stomach, maybe even disgusting, is a valuable quality.

Of course, the possibility of this benefit goes out the window if Soldier actually LIKES eating children.

 

[Livinmeme]

That isnt canon is just propraganda from demoman in a war that he loses because no merica