Fighting Platinum (RP: 1st Game Thread)

[Christian_Higdon]

"Oh, well. Let's see what I can do-WAIT. Don't look!" He shouted, afraid again as he tightened the bucket.

 

[GreyFang82]

"Well hey, another normal person is well welcomed here..."

Eric Leans in and whipsers to Maso

"I feel like i'm losing my sanity every minute I spend with these guys"

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I laugh really hard at the guy who fired the energy ball.

 

[PsychoWarper]

I chuckle watching the guy fail at attacking the tree.

 

[Edwellken]

"Aaah! Bird! Stop it please!"

I hold my hands over my head to prevent further pecking.

 

[Torlikoff]

"Does this bird need incineration?"

 

[Jinsye]

I teleport to Maso, gently grab the bird.

And throw it in a hole I made.

 

[Blahblah9755]

I fly off his head when he tells me to stop.

 

[Torlikoff]

"... I wanted to show off on that bird."

 

[GreyFang82]

"Can we not try to threaten to kill, hurt, or maul each other?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Exactly what the doc said." He said. "I mean, I like to do that, but still."

 

[Torlikoff]

"Well who else would I incinerate?"

 

[GreyFang82]

"How about... no one? And if that doesn't satsfy you, there's that tree Maso tried to blast"

 

[Jinsye]

"Man, you people are too nice."

 

[PsychoWarper]

[I love that the bird is an alchemist]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Too NICE!? Missy, I'll show you nice!" He shouted, but didn't want to hurt a little girl. Even if she may or may not have a different form.

 

[Blahblah9755]

["I'll show you nice!" I think I've spent too much time with Overlord/Jake, I was expecting you to start aggressively hugging her.]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[This is the Stranger, Who is usually the one hugged.]

 

[GreyFang82]

[Honestly I expected that same thing]

Eric shakes his head and whipsers to himself

"I feel like I'm playing babysitter with a bunch of murderous children"

 

[PsychoWarper]

Person gets called "too nice" for not being ok with incinerating people... at least I know my crowd now.

 

[Torlikoff]

I blast the tree with a combination of flames and electric beams.

"Burn to the ground!"

 

[ShiroyashaGinSan]

[The game is already started? Goddamit.]

I just listen to the people here behind. I'm a person who wants to observe rather than fight.

 

[Jinsye]

While you people are being "normal"

I summon a horse (really just a horse head on a stick) and start riding it everywhere.

"Weeeee"

 

[DMUA]

I try to pay attention to absolutely nothing that's happening around me and instead, I'll opt for just trying to get a good meal via stuff from Rio. Just... I dunno.... Mac and Cheese with Chili. Some weirdo family came up with that and it's actually pretty good.

I use a fire (Also via materials from Rico) to cook everything up as chaos erupts around me

 

[GreyFang82]

Eric blankly stares at the girl / goo thing and turns toward Everyman and Rico

"I need something to occupy my mind and keep my sanity. Do you have tinkering tools in that bird?"

 

[DMUA]

"Well ugh..."

Rico proceeds to cough up plenty of scientific stuff for Doctor Danny Devito to work with

"Yeah sorta."

 

[GreyFang82]

Eric looks at the tools

"I can work with this"

Eric proceeds to work on his medigun and crossbow with said tools

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"I can't take you seriously..." He said to the girl, sort of smiling from under the bucket.

 

[Jinsye]

As a sort of unintended side-effect due to the girl riding the horse.

Beams of light are shooting down from the sky.

 

[PsychoWarper]

I sit and rest my eyes.

 

[DMUA]

I, with the help of Rico of course, quickly just set up a mirror overhang so that anything aimed at me gets reflected back into the air

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

How the **** am I not dead? Like seriously, I've done absolutely nothing but follow around these random peeps with superpowers, and I mean that's some pretty cool shit. If the world hadn't gone to shit this would've been the shit everyone would be talking about to ignore shit like child warfare, they'd be like 'Oh look at the powered peeps! I'mma just stop givin a **** bout the third world for a bit'. I mean don't get me wrong that'd be some cool shit, but I'm pretty sure the media would wank the **** out of it so they could ignroe third world ails an shit. Yanno?


"How the **** am I not dead?" I enquire, sitting on a beanbag. Wait... WHY am I sitting on a beanbag? I clearly didn't carry it around with me in that apocalyptic clusterfuck, nor did I like, recall that shit being present prior to this rumination... Do I have Bean Bag Generation? I mean, that's kinda cool, could make some money off of that shit, I mean it's not like Spiderman or Wolverine tier shit, but atleast I can make money off of it. Wonder If I can control the bean bag composition... could I like make bean bags out of meth? Yooooo, I could be like a drug lord and shit!... or not, I'd probably be kidnapped by the cartel and made into a meth boi, possibly beaten or sodomized if I talk shit...

 

[GreyFang82]

Eric looks up from tinkering with his crossbow

"How the hell did you get here? Who even are you?"

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

"That little fly is annoying. I may be able to toy with it."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"What the doctor said. Hey, I dunno if I caught your name, doctor. Bucket shenanigans, am I right?" He said.

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

Eric looks up from tinkering with his crossbow
"How the hell did you get here? Who even are you?"

"I don't ******* know, I'm just a random piece of shit I guess, was browsing r/DankMemesFromSite19 and before you know it, world went to shit, I saw you guys and was like 'eh **** it, I ain't dying to Apollyon', I mean back then I thought some Apollyon shit was going on, but now it's just like a multiversal gangrape... I think. Anyway, as for my powers, I think I can generate Bean Bags, I THINK, not sure, but I just genned that Green one in the corner over there.... I think."


"Anyway **** my disjointedass commentary, names Alexis... Alexis Smith"

 

[GreyFang82]

Looks back down at his crossbow

"Right then... the name is Eric. Doctor Eric Toboggan just in case you missed it"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Thanks a lot. My name is......gee, willikers, I forgot mine! Just call me a stranger! THE Stranger! If you're fine with talkin' to clowns!" He said, still having the bucket on the head.

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

Looks back down at his crossbow
"Right then... the name is Eric. Doctor Eric Toboggan just in case you missed it"

"Pleasure to meet'cha! So... what's the gameplan I guess? I mean, I don't want my ass to get kicked out for being fukken Aqua , even If I may or may not have a uselessass power like Bean Bag Gen, I can be somewhat of use right?"

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I fall in a spiral of crazy laugher after hearing that fly talking.

Ohhh, it's not every day you see one of those! This is going to be such fun... i think to myself, still laughing.