Everybody Wants To Rule The World RP

[CrimsonStarFallen]

"Cool."

I look like a ******* dwarf next to him, and im 6 foot.

What an absolute unit.

"What are you doing here?"

[@Standuser Who are you using as your power?]

 

[Standuser081]

[@Crimson This guy. ]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[@Crimson [[Charlotte Katakuri|This guy.]

[Keeping this]

 

[DragonEmperor23]

[Keeping this]

[Screenshotting/Saving/Keeping this]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[Screenshotting/Saving/Keeping this]

[Keeping this]

 

[Standuser081]

[@Yobo Don't piss me off or I'll kill your character.]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[Bring it]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[So even though you're twice my size, im still stronger than you. Amazing]

 

[PsychoWarper]

"Why is everyone here so tall?" I say as I think about how short I seem at 6'4".

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"Why is everyone here so tall?" I say as I think about how short I seem at 6'4".

[>TFW you specifically decided to be not 6 feet]

 

[Standuser081]

[Bring it]

[A 6-C vs an 8-B? Yeah, you're dead.]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[How tall are you Yobo?]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[A 6-C vs an 8-B? Yeah, you're dead.]

[Hah. That's funny.]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[How tall are you Yobo?]

[my character is 5 foot something]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

"Why is everyone here so tall?" I say as I think about how short I seem at 6'4".

"Hey, you're still taller than me. Im just 6 feet."

 

[Overlord775]

"Why is everyone here so tall?" I say as I think about how short I seem at 6'4".

"Because bioengineering is very popular in grimdark universes"

I say to the smol man

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"I feel short."

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

"Can bioengineering be more popular here? Cause i dislike being this smol."

I say, with arms crossed.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

"I'm only 6'3."

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"I don't even remember how tall i am." i say, marginally suspended by arms

 

[Overlord775]

"Does anyone want to know my backstory ? I warn you, it's quite dark."

 

[Standuser081]

"If it kills my boredom, then I guess I'l listen."

 

[PsychoWarper]

I levitate to the others heights "So... what now?"

 

[Overlord775]

"You see, i used to make horseshoes, but then one day Khorne, the god of body fluids, came to me and said:

Khorne "Hey you. Our everchosen has died of died of contipations and everyone else is beyond incompetence, soooo your now the new everchosen."

and i responded to him "Uh, okay."

and thus i became everchosen of the chaos gods.

I then lucked my way out of every situation i found myself in and turned the entire world in to disorganazation without neither me or my army ever killing anyone.

This irritated the chaos gods. So Tzeentch, the chaos gods of calculating and birds, sent a giant duck to kill me, but he then realized i was the only human to not ever have killed a bird, so he turned against his god companions and started a god war.

With my mission of bringing chaos to the world over, i retired."

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I nearly burst out in laughter

"This is.....this is ******* rich."

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"Well.. that's certainly something"

 

[Overlord775]

[Full backstory of Melvi]

 

[Standuser081]

"Oh..." I say, pretending to be impressed.

 

[PsychoWarper]

"Uhhhh... Ok" I say a bit confused.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I start laughing for a good 5 minutes.

"Such a amazing story. Im an touched" I say, tears of magma coming out of my eyes.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Kabus was just confused and walked off.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[Is anyone here?]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[No]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[I'm making LEGO memes to trick DMB into making a Don Thousand profile, so no.]

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

[Still waiting for the stage magician to do things]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[ok

have a nice arm-pocalypse]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[Still waiting for the stage magician to do things]

[inb4 it's El Reverso ovo]

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

[My luck transcends time, causality and continuation, El Reverso can can ******]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[he reverses your luck, making you infinitely unlucky

get ****** yourself ovo]

 

[TheArsenal1212]

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