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Everybody Wants To Rule The World RP

"Sorry i've been asking a lot Xavier, but can you give me vodka, some spaghetti, a cd player and a cd from Pink Floyd's album Wish You Were Here please? Also, go to sleep dude"
 
[Bored, so have this...

Me: I don't know who I should have as my next soul.

Inner me: Go for a character not on the wikia.]
 
"Yay. You seem tired, so you should probably go to sleep." i say, eating the spaghetti, drinking the Vodka, playing the album, reading the book, having a good time.

This is a good ******* time.
 
Kabus looked at Walter. If only I could be that way, he thought. Meanwhile, he looked at him in a menacing glare.
 
"Holy shit, that's some strong ass Vodka!" I drink more of it, getting into a spooky part of the book. This guy was a very good writer. Welcome to the Machine starts playing.

Crazy day this is.
 
Code:
*Hop crashes into the ground*
"w0t?"

Code:
*looks around*
"b0ss this is the wrong timeline, Hop has to get back home now, bye bye!"

Code:
*jumps into the air*
 
[DOUBLE POST ACRO-Oh, forget it.]

Kabus was getting a bit mad and he said this to himself in his head.

"He's having a good day. I'll be fine."

"RUIN IT."
 
"But-"

"I SAID RUIN HIS DAY."

Out his mind, Kabus was reaching his hand over Walter over and over, reading it back over the thoughts in his head.
 
[His systematic self-insertion as well as his actions all stem from his experience and beliefs, which are made apparent through his words.]
 
[A wild Hop appears!]

I drink my 3rd bottle of Vodka. Im pretty drunk.

"Ah, beautiful place" I say, eating all the spaghetti.

"GOOD SHIT MAN" i just drop the book and stay still, sing along the song (Wish You Were Here).
 
Blahblah9755 said:
"Does drinking make people around you hallucinate in this world?" I ask seeing the stuffed rabbit disappear.
"UHHH, SOMETIMES. yeah, with specific drinks, that happen" i say, very drunk, just finished the 4th bottle.

Bad idea.
 
I head to another casino to give the last one time to regain its money from poor unfortunate souls gambling there and losing all their money.
 
I win another million dollars.

Then I gamble it all and make a billion.

This casino is bankrupt.

I buy it and use my newfound wealth to keep it running.

It's less immediately profitable, but should provide more money over time.
 
[@Dragon if he wants me he can chase me down when he's done standing there looking creepy.]

I go to another casino, and do the same thing again. Gamble insane amounts of money on insanely low odds, win, bankrupt the casino, take the casino as payment, and start running it.
 
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