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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 5: Kill of the Night

[WHY ninjad me so this would have been before the monster appeared]

Something feels wrong. I call out to the swordsman.

"Wait! Something feels-"

In an instant his stance has changed, and it's as if an enormous spirit wielding hundreds of weapons appears behind him. It's an illusion, but what it represents is truth. Fighting against him is akin to battling an army single-handed.

I can't tell, is this shivering caused by fear or excitement?

"Never mind what I said. It would be rude of me to think of this fight as being over. Let's resume!"

Taking my stance, I ready my aim for another massless strike.
 
Beerko finishes draining the bar of all of its alcohol, she then just starts wandering around town, draining every bar she comes across of their alcohol.
 
Ted goes off to the bank and checks if there is a line, but not before looking up the president's political party.
 
"I guess it escaped towards there..."

Logically, i would just release the super thing and let it's head explode, but where's the fun in that?

Running as fast as a speeding car, i go towards where the scream was.
 
"This pain will not deter me!" Luminaris says as his Persona appears behind him once again, Dein Nomos flies to his side, the sword glows with red light and strikes the creature with a nullifying attack, Uriel raises its sword to the sky as a golden fist crashes down directly on the creature. Meanwhile, Luminaris is attempting to free himself from the impalement.
 
It just went into the camera and ended up over there how is that even fair

Koharu charges off towards the noise and constantly uses Shukuchi to travel there faster.
 
[The Heteka's age thing was just cause there's a tendency for google to have "how old is x very influential person" as one of its top search results. Since she's the most ]

"Woah!" I jump back as the monster goes past my head, dropping my phone.

I immediately say to Grimm, "That's not normally how searches are answered." And I ready my axe.
 
"Its not? Hmm a bit disappointing" Grimm says in a slightly joking/upbeat tone as he enters a combat stance.
 
Before I fully begin to move, some beast has appeared between me and Ryuka.

"Heheh...so you decided to intervene?"

With a quick flick of my foot, I'm nearly gliding forwards. A combination of footwork and my muscles becoming even less tha gas causes the distance to close rapidly, with both of my swords extending at full speed towards the monster. The purpose of what, at a glance, seems to be a series of wild and random, but practically invisible, swings quickly becomes apparent, as a lattice of air blades is sent towards the monster, primarily aiming for the head and center mass. It even extends well beyond what is necessarily needed, making dodging extremely difficult.
 
We got interrupted after all, though it's not like I wasn't anticipating this.

I adjust my aim for the monster's neck, and initiate my massless slash, intending to stop myself on the side of a large tree trunk a few tens of meters away.
 
After countless hours (and lots of teleporting), Beerko drains all of Dallas of all of its alcoholic beverages, leaving a path of drunk people and empty bottles in her wake. "Oooh -hic- weeell, that was fun, buuut guess I better go nooow~!" She teleports to a random place in the world.
 
Alexander creates Ice around the creatures legs to hold them to the ground, while he rushs towards it with his sword.
 
@Tor

In this world politicians in the U.S. can form their own parties. Hillary is part of the largest on, which is the Party of Unity. The Party of Unity works mostly on improving medical insurancies, the colonization of Mars, reducing the amount of people without jobs, and cleaning up past messes made by the U.S. There is a line at the bank.

@Jungle hobos (yes that's Paul and Crim too now)

The monster grows in size and many more arms appear from its back. Because of its large size the cuts are relatively small and they quickly heal.

@Stand

After a bit of waiting you get your order.

@Phoenix, Faruel, Andy, Everything

The creature is hut by Luminaris' nulling attack, but it's able to dodge fist. After that its legs get frozen by Alexander, but it simply grows wings and starts flying into the air. When they're a kilometer into the air Luminaris manages to free himself and he falls, not that falling from this height is dangerous to him.
 
"You will not drag a companion of mine into your infernal realm" I say, to then teleport myself next to the beast and use the Paralysis spell.
 
"Good. I"m not too late. Hey, big ugly bastard!"

I scream at him. The pressure points i hit before start showing themselves.

"This is how you do a real head trauma murder."

The head squirms around, before the back of it splits open and it's equivalent of brain explodes, shooting it out like a canon of meat.

SUPER HEAD TRAUMA MURDER

...at least, this is what should logically happen.
 
Luminaris stablizes himself in the air, his Persona then appears behind him and casts the healing spell, "Diarahan" on him to fully mend his wounds. Meanwhile, however, Dein Nomos is still assaulting the creature, projecting slashes of light and darkness in an attempt to sever the wings of the creature. After Luminaris heals, he teleports next to the beast and delivers a large blast of Aer at the creature.
 
"This seems to be going from bad to worse" Grimm jokes as he slashes at the Monsters throat.

[Extended melee range normally, up to hundreds of meters with ranged sword slices]
 
"Okay, then." He kept looking in this weather, before finding what seemed to be a huge pile of snow. "Ahaaa!"
 
Arriving in the jungle Koharu spots the monster and the others fighting it. She watches it regenerate from the slices and waits for its next move.
 
Alexander gains his wings and halo and flies after it, while creating a powerful tornado to suck the creature in.
 
The moment before the first of the current set of attacks is fired, I shout out "kick it's ass! Party heat riser!" A smiling black orb with a silhouette hanging from it appears behind me, and each of the 2 swordsmen, Grimm, and the newcomer who's attacking each feel their strength, durability, and speed being increased 1.3x over.

Then I pull a rocket launcher out of my hammerspace.

"I'm not supposed to fight, I'm supposed to explain things… what's wrong with this world?" I mumble.
 
Mind reading does sound like an invasion of privacy. I mean, not everyone would have been thinking of restaurants right? He would have needed to look through their memories or something. What if he'd seen like, their credit card details or SSN or something... that's bad isn't it? But maybe he could be like, in charge of our public image, he'd know what the fans want...

I start skipping down the road with them towards the restaurant.

"So what about you Jessabelle you know me now help me get to know you?"
 
"Uh...I'm Jessebelle Matchlin. I grew up off the cost of Rhode Island. I...lived in a boat for most of my life until I moved away from my parents. We traveled around the coast of America and...I got to know a lot of people." She shrugged. "Never really bothered singing before but...I've tried it a couple times. I didn't think I was the greatest at it but...you never know.."
 
"Dimensional Detachments."

"Separating " the space on the monster's body, I seperate it head from it body, then proceed to divided it body into a thousand pieces. It's body is still attached to each other, as it's still connect in space, but the space itself have became detached from each other, along with it body part, as if it have became a thousand puzzles piece.
 
"Oh don't put yourselfdownlikethatI'msureyouhaveabeautifulvoice!"

I pat her on the back

"Giveitanothertry.RighthererightnowI'lljoininwhatsongsdoyouknow?"
 
@Jacky

"Uh, cool story, I in the meanwhile have been training in martial arts since I was a kid, competing in fighting tournaments, battling against giant beasts and other stuff like that."

@Monarch

"Now that I think about it, I forgot to present myself to you. I'm Magnus Jee-Mori."
 
"Gee you sure have afancynamewereyoulikeraisedinsomeancientmountainvillageofmartial artistscuzthatwouldbeprettycoolheyhaveyoueverconsideredacareerinmusicibetmartialartscouldmakesomekillerdancemoves"

takes deep breath

calmmmmm...

slowwwww
 
"R-Right now?" Jessebelle's eyes widened as she looked around the building they had got to. A small little diner with a stage for...karaoke. Oh gods... "I...c-can we eat first? I can really hungry and...singing on an empty stomach is bad..."
 
"HmmmmtruetruetruegirlIamfamishedletsgetsomefood"

"HEYWAITRESS" I wave enthusastically to one of the waitresses.

"CanIgettwocheeseburgerswithasideofchipsonejumboparfaitonestrawberymilkshakeandoneofthoselovelycheeseandbaconbunsplease?"

I turn to Jessabelle as the waitress scrambles to write everything down.

"What would you like?"
 
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